Gin Is In The Air
Today through Saturday, hos in London will be able to pay £5 an hour to stand inside a bar and breathe in gin air. That's what the waiting room in heaven is like. Now, if gin mist isn't strong enough for you, run your ass over to St. Lucia and get Wino to sneeze in your face. But if gin mist will do the trick, then go to "Alcoholic Architecture."
Fast Company says that gin mist will eff up your clothes, so you have to put on a plastic suit before you go inside. Once inside, you stand around while gin mist is sprayed through the air. Apparently, standing there for 40 long minutes is the equivalent to drinking one strong gin cocktail. The creators chose Hendricks gin, because it's fresh and smells like plants or something.
Basically, this is like hot boxing, but with gin instead of the good green shit, right? Now, do you get to drink gin as well as breath it in? Because just picture a group of bitches standing around without a drink in their hand to shut them up. Sometimes I push drinks on mouthy skanks, so they can stick a rim on their lips and stop talking. After 20 minutes of not getting drunk by breathing in booze vapors, I'd sniff out the source and stick my mouth on the damn mister. 40 minutes sober in a bar feels like ten lifetimes to a drunk!
I don't know if this concept works for a bar, but it works for everywhere else they don't serve booze. I mean, gin mist at the DMV, the dentist and church? Genius.
(Thanks Joanne)
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Maybe the world needs a gin-smelling perfume?
Some people love the smell of gin! My sister used to open the bottle my parents had in the fridge all the time just to smell it. And that's when she was a kid.
Now she just drinks wine.
This idea seems like a swing and a miss. Though some bars I've been in I would have KILLED for a plastic suit to wear over my clothes.
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup.
What the fuck is the point? Can't I, for 5 measly bucks, just go have a drink of gin and go on about my damn business?
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 1:07pm.
I don't know if this concept works for a bar, but it works for everywhere else they don't serve booze. I mean, gin mist at the DMV, the dentist and church? Genius.
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Exactly! Who'd have thought? Put the gin mist WHERE IT'S REALLY NEEDED!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
What?
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I thought the church lady sitting next to me in the Toyota dealership babbling about WWIII starting in the Wisconsin Dells was random nuts
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That's the dumbest shit ever, but you know all the socialites and hollywood fucks will go cause it's sooooo fucking "in right now!"
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
I don't know if this concept works for a bar, but it works for everywhere else they don't serve booze. I mean, gin mist at the DMV, the dentist and church? Genius.
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LMFAO. this idea is retarded. The only good thing about bars is the drinks. Who the fuck wants to spend 40 minutes in mist for MAYBE a buzz when in 40 minutes you can have 4 drinks and 2 shots and achieve MUCH more then a buzz. Tart.
What's the point? You can drink four "strong gin cocktails" in forty minutes. But I wouldn't bother because gin is disgusting.
Submitted by missy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:10pm.
Oh girl that was us last week! We're FINALLY getting some decent weather here in St. Louis, but who knows how long it will last - our schizo weather has been known to cause both heaters and ACs to be turned on in the same day.
Don't worry, I'm sure your Tom Collins sipping days are right around the corner :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
This is kinda like reading Comingback, except no caps or L's :)
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by missy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:08pm.
wow, you really are good at this shit!! I have all kinds of stuff with sayings on it just like that. no joke.
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Joy in joke! Make study at college of educational study! Become brain knowledge! Be forever joy!
Rum and soda with a sprig of mint and a hint of lime.
Oh
My
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Oh hell, I practically get paid to look at crap on Engrish.com I've been doing it so much over the past couple years.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:07pm.
tom
collins
hot
summer
days
YOURE KILLING MEEE!!!!
Its like fuckin 50 here today :(
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LCT- had you been in Engrish.com before or was the pic I sent you yesterday your first introduction?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:06pm.
wow, you really are good at this shit!! I have all kinds of stuff with sayings on it just like that. no joke.
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Mmmmm, I love me some gin! I crave a good Tom Collins on hot, summer days. And Tangueray Rangpur and soda water, so yummy.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
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40 minutes equals one glass? Yeah, I would still have to stash four or five flasks just to get through an hour. Looks good on paper, but it just isn't practical.
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Part of the pleasure of getting drunk is the whole drinking part, isn't it? I actually wouldn't know, though..
Submitted by missy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:58am.
LCT -literally LOL
you and I should go to asia and work as translators!!!
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Heck yes! Can we make them ridiculous translations like these? There's no way I'd go over there and do it properly.
Shit I still can't stop gigglin.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:55am.
Lmao!
Rotion!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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somewhere I read about someone who saw a pretty character on a Chinese restaurant menu, so she knit the character into a scarf she was making.
She loved her beautiful scarf until she got a dirty look from a Chinese woman one day - then she found out that the character meant "Cheap."
LCT -literally LOL
you and I should go to asia and work as translators!!!
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:51am.
I love it too. that engrish website is hilarious. even the translated english that DOES make sense is just structured so oddly. Like, a sign to tell people to keep off the grass, will say like, "Kindly for your consideration there is a path for traveling with walking so the need to place feet on any foliage should kindly please avoided to you."
Im gonna post something on my FB for you..
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'Make stand not on toilet hole for do urinated as anger mess will have unpleasant deed and different make stucture bathroom. Thanking patronage special again many times!'
Fuck a gin cloud. Make it rain and put mine in a glass
Wouldnt that shit burn ur eyes?
Submitted by missy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:46am.
Well I think I'll try a hendricks G&T tonight, then!
Cool! The official start of summer? It's spendy: like $34 in Cali for a 750 ml bottle.
Oh god my gut hurts, can't stop laffin!!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:46am.
I love it too. that engrish website is hilarious. even the translated english that DOES make sense is just structured so oddly. Like, a sign to tell people to keep off the grass, will say like, "Kindly for your consideration there is a path for traveling with walking so the need to place feet on any foliage should kindly please avoided to you."
Im gonna post something on my FB for you..
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:46am.
When I was getting one of my tattoos (I have 3) about a year ago, the tattoo guy was talking about some guy who thought he was getting the symbol for "man" and it turned out to mean "pedophile". He wanted it covered up with something else. LOL
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:46am.
Crouton 'O' Christ!
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OH SHIT LCT AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by missy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:44am.
Well, that sucks.
Crouton 'O' Christ!
Submitted by missy on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:43am.
When Im in asia I see it all the time. A bus goes by that says "Smile Beach Happy Life".. its everywhere. Weird stuff.
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That sort of stuff is so awesome. I LOVE those kinds. It's just the really really bad stuff that nobody bothers to figure out what it means that confuses me. I'm one of those people with a Japanese character tattoo (in yo face, DG), and you bet your ass I did LOTS of research to make sure that it was right and I wasn't getting 'foreskin' tattooed onto me.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:39am.
Well I think I'll try a hendricks G&T tonight, then!
5 hours, 26 minutes and counting.....
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I have a really awesome oversized paper fan in my living room with chinese characters that prolly says "eat shit round eyes". Oh well, it looks cool to me!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:35am.
Asians like English, French, Italian, etc. because the languages seem exotic and romantic. Usage is often nonsensical. Most Asian languages don't have truly dirty curses as in the West. Like there's no "fuck" in Japanese or Korean. Maybe that's related to the cultural desire not to offend? Maybe something like puritanism?
Mmmmmm, Hendricks gin. My favorite!
I can't wait no 40 minutes for one strong drink. Can't they just hook up a hose to the bottle and spray it in my mouth?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:30am.
It's only the Catholics who get the wine and crackers
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my church only gave out grape juice :(
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:35am.
I've thought about that too...but haven't found anyone who'll tell me. Sometimes, I think there's some weird inside joke going on with English swear words over there...particularly becuz they'd have no power in Japanese (I'm pretty sure that's a Japanese thing...and, like, less so Chinese but I don't know). Maybe it's becuz we use them so freely but then are still kinda afraid of them, too...like that's funny to them....Cuz I notice that, in Chinatown here, they do have some things that just seem to have random English words on them...but not swear words...
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I've noticed that too. Maybe they like how it looks? Or are trying to be 'mainstream'? That's not the right way to say it. Maybe it's their attempt at sort of attempting to incorporate American culture or something by having shirts with words on them? They should really carry around pocket translators if they're going to do that, although it sure does give us as tourists some kick ass purchases to bring home and show off.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:35am.
@LCT:
I mean, judging by engrish.com they fucking LOVE shirts with English on them, but they couldn't possibly imagine wearing them if they knew they were wearing shirts that said, 'Whore' and 'Pigfucking Shit Eater Happy Smile!' could they?
I've thought about that too...
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heres the thing. LCT youre right. English words themselves are cool. The meaning of the words is irrelevant. Westerners are cool, so english is cool, and just wearing somehting with english written on it is cool, even though most can't read english.
My brother in law worked as a english as a second language teacher for foreigners in the states. One student sent a photo of hersel and her family before she arrived at the english school. Her t-shit had a hello kitty on it and in big letters said "FUCK". Im sure she nor the family had any clue what it meant, as she was sending it to her school as an introduction!
When Im in asia I see it all the time. A bus goes by that says "Smile Beach Happy Life".. its everywhere. Weird stuff.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:30am.
It's only the Catholics who get the wine and crackers. Us non-Catholics have to BYOB.
40 minutes of hanging around is equivalent to just ONE measly drink?? Why waste the freakin time? Just another silly gimmick.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:38am.
Sorry, no piercings on me.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............