You Can't Keep A Good Baby Eater Down
Just a few days after a horse threw Vadge off its back causing her to break into a million tiny pieces like a Jenga puzzle, she was back out wining and dining her sweet Baby Jesus. Madonna and child shared a meal together at the Waverly Inn in NYC last night. Well, he probably ate and she sat back, taking in the intoxicating scent of the young blood running through his baby veins. Vadge really gets off watching her victims eat just before she devours the hotness right out of them.
You know, I've said this eleventy times before, but Vadge's FACE. HER FACE. I took a magnifying glass to these pictures, because I wanted to find a little pair of culo lips somewhere on her mug. I'm convinced her face has been covered with the skin of a baby's ass.
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Please tell me she had her cheek implants reduced to a smaller size. It looks like it.
good lord he is a hot piece of ass and peen...I wanna fuck him bad, what if he sucks in bed, I'll help him out, he can just lay there as long as it stays hard.
I beg to differ, Madonna looks fake and strange...you know for the life of me I cannot figure out how she has lasted this long on no signing talent, DEFINATELY no acting talent, a very unlikeable personality, and BUTT UGLY TOO BOOT. people with talent for days cannot get near the amount of attention this nasty-ho bag gets. Quite honestly, she makes be barf.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:52pm.
Note MK's theory: "I'm convinced her face has been covered with the skin of a baby's ass."
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Baby ass transplant, my ass.
That face has seen more acid than Alan Ginsberg.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
she's scary beyond all reason!
Submitted by justice on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:33am.
This is what happens when you are sold as an image with no actual musical talent. Look at Aretha, she started out tiny now she is the mount Kilimanjaro of Soul (and that's just her left chichi). Talent lives forever.
Mum-Ra, the game is up love. It's been up for a very long time. Off you go now into the shadows/sarcophagus.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:47pm.
She has beautiful skin..she looks great..at least her face does.
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Note MK's theory: "I'm convinced her face has been covered with the skin of a baby's ass."
I'm personally thinking about investing what's left of my 401K money into "baby ass to face skin" research.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
She has beautiful skin..she looks great..at least her face does.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Her fucking cheeks weren't nearly that plump when she was half her age.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/madonna%2080%252527s/dawnrenee_photo/...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yikes! 5th thumbnail - Man Hand Alert!
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Her skin is fabulous, thanks to her millions and good doctors and also her moratorium on the sun. It's those friggin cheek implants that make me cringe when I look at those pix. They have changed her face completely.
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Funny, Sheeps! Would I have been considered a "proto-cougar" at that age? Hey, my first husband was 8 years older than me, and had kind of let himself go. After nearly 4 years of that I needed some fresh meat!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 7:34pm.
Ageist! Maybe he was gonna ask for a vodka shot, too.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 6:06pm.
That actually happened to me! After the end of my first marriage at 29, I dated a couple of younger guys. One was 7 years younger than me. We went out to dinner, and there I am with my glass of wine, and he goes and orders a glass of milk! Needless to say, it was over soon after that...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That Jesus mess looks very simple. Madge is probably with him to keep him from eating his own sleeve. She's very giving that way, y'know.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
She looks hot!
Obviously, getting sprayed with Jesus' baby batter every night is working wonders on her face!
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 4:07pm.
I guess she figured if she couldn't adopt a child, she may as well go back to boinking one.
It's got to be a bit embarrassing when he orders milk with his meal.
hahahaha
He's looking even gayer than usual in those thumbnails.
That's not love. It's either gas or he's admiring her shoes.
I guess she figured if she couldn't adopt a child, she may as well go back to boinking one.
It's got to be a bit embarrassing when he orders milk with his meal.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I was watching Simon Cowell on Craig Ferguson's LLS - Madonna and him have the exact same cheekbones. Maybe they are born with it, maybe it's Siliconnine.
she is sooooo juiced on hormones.
when the clock strikes midnight on her 60th birthday, she will turn into the sphinx cat featured in today's 'caption this'
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She should try to adopt him too while she is at it.
Whatever she had done to her cheeks and lips -It looks AWFUL. Now she looks like my meemaw (who is 88)
Submitted by Laurel on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:23pm.
The Waverley Inn??!!?? Please. A place created for losers and posers who have no manners and can't join real private clubs -- ones outside of Vegas, anyway. Isn't this where Beyonce, Sean Lennon, and Gwynnie go for an ego-boost? The Waverley Inn, haha!!!
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Look who fucking owns that dump! Graydon Carter - the biggest poser snot in New York! If he didn't run VF, no one would even look at his fat, lumpy face!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Laurel on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 12:23pm.
The Waverley Inn??!!?? Please. A place created for losers and posers who have no manners and can't join real private clubs -- ones outside of Vegas, anyway. Isn't this where Beyonce, Sean Lennon, and Gwynnie go for an ego-boost? The Waverley Inn, haha!!
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And HoHan is a regular as well.
I wish the place would burn down, it is so passe!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
The Waverley Inn??!!?? Please. A place created for losers and posers who have no manners and can't join real private clubs -- ones outside of Vegas, anyway. Isn't this where Beyonce, Sean Lennon, and Gwynnie go for an ego-boost? The Waverley Inn, haha!!!
What has she done to Baby Jesus? He was kind of hot when the magazine photos came out. But now he's completely unattractive. I think it's the haircut.
And they both have crypt keeper hands. Maybe that's what they talk about at dinner.
Hmmmm...crypt keeper hands...
hmm what does she think she is? a gay man?
give it a rest madonna, you're not 23
The skin on her face IS flawless, though it's to the point of weirdness.
Why on Earth would you highlight the extreme contrast from your freshly operated face to your shrivelled claw by
A. wearing a giant shiny bauble on your finger, and
B. holding said shrivelled claw next to freshly operated face?
Dumb.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Ah, so she took the opportunity in the hospital to have some skin refinishing, huh?
As for talking, I betcha she spends the whole time talking about how awesome and edgy and young she is. Jesus just says, "Que?" over and over.
Don't think he's hot either. I like guys who'll age well, and he looks like he won't.
She must have paid a fortune for her skin to look that amazing...She should have just done that first instead of the cheekbone implants & whatever other crap she has done to herself.
culo lips! MK you so crazy!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Ugh Madge sucks so much!! And does anyone else find this Jesus kid incredibly unattractive?? I don't get it. He looks like the pool boy when I was growing up. Not a fan of pretty boys who fuck decrepit walking zombies with no talent and grandpa hands.
This is what happens when you are sold as an image with no actual musical talent. Look at Aretha, she started out tiny now she is the mount Kilimanjaro of Soul (and that's just her left chichi). Talent lives forever.
Mum-Ra, the game is up love. It's been up for a very long time. Off you go now into the shadows/sarcophagus.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:01am.
OMG, that's the funniest post I've read yet today!
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:21am.
Poor kid looks like he's about to cry.
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Yeah sure, he is so heartbroken about hanging out with one of the most famous/richest human beings on the planet, yes he's positively distraught. *rolls eyes*
spare me....
Poor kid looks like he's about to cry.
he is no longer cute
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keep hating, this is getting beyond boring.
<3 M :)
Did anyone else notice how she distanced herself right before she went to Malawi to scoop up Mercy?now she figures she will not be getting her so what the heck! BTW that's a big doggie bag she's carryng, or maybe she brought her free weights to dinner, she worked out while J ate.
"Get that corn outta my face!"
He looks hot from a distance. He's strange looking up close.
iHeartHaters on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:11am.
LMFAO Dee, "Heysus"!
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hehehehe Mornin' doll-face. ♥
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madonna is not fooling anyone with her age. look at that face! she's old as fuck! no amount of surgery is gonna keep her young.
He's a goofy looking twink and she's one plastic surgery away from being jocyelin wilestein.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:08am.
I loved the kid being all jacked up on Mtn Dew and sitting in his Pee pants all day long!
I forgot about "Shake annnnnd Bake"
*gets out DVD to watch later tonight*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
LMFAO Dee, "Heysus"!
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The cheek implants are awful, and then there's all the botox, brow lift and God knows what else, but I agree with MK: her skin is flawless and luminous. This is the result of laser resurfacing and staying out of the sun.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:05am.
Hag-ula! I need fresh blood.
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Hahahaha! I think she got some. Heysus looks a little dazed.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 10:03am.
Me too!! i am not ashamed!
shake. *shake fist*
and bake! *opening oven door, putting tray in*
LMAO!!!
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