Kate Moss Did It With A Living Thing
Yeah, usually Kate Moss prefers to fuck on carcasses and zombies, but recently she was caught with one of the dudes from the band The Living Things. While on a trip to Berlin, Kate got close to Eve Berlin. So close in fact that they ended up taking off all their panties.
Eve's brother Lillian, who is the lead singer of The Living Things, told The Sun, “Walking in on my brother and Kate Moss with their clothes off, that was very awkward. I don’t like to look at my brother naked. Between my brother being naked and seeing Kate Moss naked with my brother, that was very awkward.”
Just for the record, Lillian and Eve were allegedly born with penises. Their original names were Lawrence and Yves, so don't blame their parents on the reason why they sound like characters Bette Davis has played in movies.
When asked if Kate's boyfriend, Jamie Hince, knows about her slapping Eve's peen with her cokey lips, Lillian said, “No comment. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.”
Well, Kate just can't help it. She's following the rules! You know what they say, "When in Berlin, do a dude named Berlin."
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Well, the "Berlin" boys' real names are Justin and Jason Rothman. Creve Coeur, MO remembers, boys.
Those are some real looking to first, pitching to third eyes she's got there...
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Is there a reason why this dude is spilling his brothers' dirt to The Sun?
How did that old rag ever become a supermodel?!
He looks like Caesare (Peter Gallagher) from the movie The Idolmaker.
Kate is looking rather haggard and beat down in that photo.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Kate (shrugs shoulders). Can someone please get her a TV show stat?
Very Awkward? how about I will never have an erection again because it was so fucking awkward?
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i'm so confused about their names. i had to wikipedia that shit and i'm still confused.
oh, and that dude's pompador looks moronic.
He looks like a vampire-y David Copperfield.
I used to think Kate was stunning (think VERY early days)...she's really let herself go...hope the drugs were worth it.
What is it with Kate's ceiling eyes? Are they permanently stuck like that?
Lilian's pompadour is hwat!
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Are you sure he's a living thing??
Were they listening to Berlin?
Child? What child? I am a coke-snorting hobag, not a mother.
*shudders*
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Haha! AM, you nailed it!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@DG & AM! LMAO! DG, I think Am just summed it up!
Adam Lambert + Smeagol= Eve. hahahaha
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Kate gets a pass. Crazier things have happened in Berlin!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 9:08am.
I can't decide who has the creepier face, Eve or Kate?!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
If Smeagol and Adam Lambert had a baby....
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I just watched that movie Paparazzi-very bad! *shakes head*
Cole Hauser is kinda hot though!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 9:05am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 9:00am.
Wasn't he on Sha Na Na?
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Hahahaha!
He also borders on a baby Jim Carey creepy face.
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He looks much younger than Kate.
How old is Kate, anyway?
He also looks a bit inbred in the eye area.
Coupled with the fact that he is sporting a semi-mullet, I think they deserve each other.
She has that two-way stare thing going on, I doubt that either could have looked deeply into the other's eyes.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 9:05am.
Love your avie!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He looks like Eddie Munster.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/23/2009 - 9:00am.
Wasn't he on Sha Na Na?
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That was his grampa
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Eh. Im a little surprised that men are still trying to fuck Kate Moss but whatevs. Anything goes during cokey times.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
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Pfft….think this is an opportunity for some free publicity from an *ahem* easy target.
Or maybe she was thrown off by the name and wanted proof that he really is male.
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Wasn't he on Sha Na Na?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
How old is he? She? He, I'll go with that.
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