Wednesday, April 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Susan Boyle's New Eyebrows
Susan Boyle, the most famous person in the universe, got her shrub brows pruned. Susan let a bitch take a machete to those things. Actually, it probably took a couple of machets, a pack of wild goats and a gallon of tar to get that much hair off her eyebrows. I mean, they are a direct descendants of Robin Williams' nipple bushes.
You know, I kind of miss Susan's old eyebrows. Whenever she sang, the wind from her mouth glided up to her eyebrows causing the follicles to dance in the light. Now they look like every other hos' brows.
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I don't like how she is looking at us. Fame got to her already.
lmao
God I have had enough of this stupid beast. Please give me some talentless eye candy! Anything is better than this simpering cow. I will continue to post ridiculous Susan Boyle hate as long as people continue to post ridiculous Susan Boyle love!!! It is my mission in life to bring this sow down!!! Yeah, I'm an asshole.
I'll take the Penis Mightier, Alex.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:41pm.
I TOTALLY think like that, too. LOL!
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Douchechill!
She should have gone chola.
Yeah - I totally would have started with ther hair and her clothes. I kinda loved those eyebrows actually...:(
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I'm off to go buy a Blackberry and get treated to Sushi!
Talk to you ho's a bit later! ♥
fucking finally!
so Cassee anthony's parents were on the CBS morning show.. it was hard for what's her name to be tough with them, but she did a pretty good job.
only things that could come out of these fucker's mouths was, "well, we're waiting for the trail, well, she's innocent until proven guilty, well, we'll have to wait and see, blah blah
YOUR GRANDAUGHTER IS DEAD YOUDUMB FUCKS.
and the mother is almost trying to deny that casie's car smell like dead body.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
As soon as bitches get famous they run out and buy a pair of tweezers! Fame changes people, man.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I know it's totally wrong to want to make-over Susan Boyle, but has anyone else had the thoughts "well, she just needs an eyebrow and lip wax, some nice auburn hair dye and anti-frizz cream, foundation to even out her skin tone, some eyeliner and lip gloss, a pair of nice jeans and smart button-down, some Chanel flats and...."
Ok, I'll stop now.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:38pm.
I don't watch it, just sayin
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
shutthesmurfup- I saw a commercial last night that said the new DM album is only 9.98 at Target until Saturday. I was going to download it but I'd rather buy the CD. Just wanted to let you know in case you hadn't gotten it yet.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:35pm.
God, I hate American Idol.
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Here's the secret: Don't watch it. When someone says something particularly cool or funny on, check it out on Youtube - and, really, that hardly ever happens:) It's really good when you see it like that.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:36pm.
the grateful ead is on tour right now... go to any parking lot outside of any show and there wil be plenty of good strong clean mushrooms for you there :)
(missy's tip of the day)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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"Whenever she sang, the wind from her mouth glided up to her eyebrows causing the follicles to dance in the light."
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MK, can I have your dealer's number? Seriously. I would like to have these beautiful, fucked up thoughts as well.
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
If I were her, I'd have done something about the wiley salt-n-pepper pube bush on scalp before desecrating my gorgeous brows.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
God, I hate American Idol.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
GROUP HUG!
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OPEN POST YAY!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Im right here.
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missy!!!! where are you, you jelus h8er!!! =P
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Aw man! I knew it! I knew the eyebrows would be the first to go! WRONG! They should have left those to the very last. And given them more attitude - she had lots to work with!
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