Wednesday, April 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Susan Boyle's New Eyebrows
Susan Boyle, the most famous person in the universe, got her shrub brows pruned. Susan let a bitch take a machete to those things. Actually, it probably took a couple of machets, a pack of wild goats and a gallon of tar to get that much hair off her eyebrows. I mean, they are a direct descendants of Robin Williams' nipple bushes.
You know, I kind of miss Susan's old eyebrows. Whenever she sang, the wind from her mouth glided up to her eyebrows causing the follicles to dance in the light. Now they look like every other hos' brows.
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Miss Jane you could always try Vegas.
The airport is smack dab in the middle of town.
Lots of things to see and do and you don't have to gamble.
You might even get choked by a random serial killer if that's what you're into.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:56pm.
Advice needed. Anyone ever been on a trip alone? I am in desperate need of a vacation. Unfortunately..I am single, single, single and all my friends are either all hugged up, or don't want to spend any money (which I understand). But, I need to get away. Thoughts?! '
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VEGAS BABY!
They have cheap rates and TONS of bars full of people looking to have fun!
You ought go and chat a guy up....theres a good chance youll get laid no matter what you like!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:56pm.
Well, if you're from Texas, as your name implies, you can come visit me. I'm your first neighbor to the East (don't judge).
I'm pretty cool, have a nice house with a big pool (which is only slightly freezing right now), and live in a cute little historical town. It's worth a day trip, lol.
But seriously, take a vacation by yourself if you're feeling up to it. Pick somewhere you've always wanted to go, or visit friends. Just go for it! :)
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
If I hurt my kids, my mom would NAIL ME TO A WALL and I'm not kidding. these people suck.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
And the weirdest part is, I had been lettering a dump truck earlier in the day for someone who has a big mean rooster in the garage with the truck.
I wore the boots because I was scared of getting pecked. The rooster never bothered me once.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:04pm.
hahahaha love you hor :)
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Love you too she-boner.
I was totally serious about Wisconsin. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:56pm
I know people who go on vacations by themselves. Like to Europe and stuff, too. Just go with the flow and maybe you will meet some fun and interesting people!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:58pm.
hahahaha love you hor :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:59pm.
Hola chicas!!!
Just wanted to share the awesome tip I just heard on TV: If you see an umbilical chord coming out of your vagina, go to the hospital immediately!
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Hahahaha! That is indeed an excellent tip!
How have you been Mrs.G?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:01pm.
LCT- LMAO!!! Oh, the drawing power... :P
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I must have taken my Downs mints today 'cause I don't know what that means.
thanks jomama.
actually the site I'm on edits the avie to the correct size automatically.
Topalina
no shit. I'm forty seven. she looks like my mom, wait,my mom looks better.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:52pm.
Well, daaamn...
Harshness, but LMAO.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
I was going to this place I had done work for (lettering a farm truck) to get a check.
I was going to call the dog's owner and tell him about the dog biting, because he runs a farm market and what if it bit a kid?
I left with no check and a chewed boot.
It was really a small dog, about beagle-sized.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:56pm.
Advice needed. Anyone ever been on a trip alone? I am in desperate need of a vacation. Unfortunately..I am single, single, single and all my friends are either all hugged up, or don't want to spend any money (which I understand). But, I need to get away. Thoughts?!
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Do you have a friend in another city you could visit?
I love to travel but I make more money than most of my friends so I usually travel alone. I've travelled to Tokyo and Seoul by myself to visit friends. I love travelling alone!
Good luck!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:55pm
My mom likes her grandkids a hell of a lot more than she ever liked us. If my sisters ever did anything to their kids my mom would be the first one to rat them out if she didn't take them out herself.
I understand they love their daughter but she is an adult and she made her choices. Their grand daughter never had a chance.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:41pm.
fucking finally!
so Cassee anthony's parents were on the CBS morning show.. it was hard for what's her name to be tough with them, but she did a pretty good job.
only things that could come out of these fucker's mouths was, "well, we're waiting for the trail, well, she's innocent until proven guilty, well, we'll have to wait and see, blah blah
YOUR GRANDAUGHTER IS DEAD YOUDUMB FUCKS.
and the mother is almost trying to deny that casie's car smell like dead body.
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Don't get me started on this evil clan. Grandmama Anthony calls the cops, saying the car smells like a dead body (and she would know that HOW?!). Then she claims it was a pizza left in the truck of of the car. Bitch, pleez.
Having been drunk and/or high in the past, NO WAY are a bunch of hungry, drunk stoners going to leave a tasty pizza go to waste.
What really shocked me was when Casey was initially arrested, all she bitched about was that she couldn't contact her boyfriend. And she was so pissy about it. Not a word about her kid. Nope.
There isn't a venue far enough to get this bitch a fair trial. Maybe the moon.
Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:54pm.
hey kandy, who gives a rat's ass what you think.
100 million views on youtube in days makes me think you are no expert on voices, or more importantly, what moves people.
there arent 100 million people in the world left that are nice enough to watch from pity.
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WOW, last I knew it was 25 mil. thats pretty awesome.
People who lack tact and sound judgement SUCK.
Like miss california!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
LCT- LMAO!!! Oh, the drawing power... :P
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:56pm.
Advice needed. Anyone ever been on a trip alone? I am in desperate need of a vacation. Unfortunately..I am single, single, single and all my friends are either all hugged up, or don't want to spend any money (which I understand). But, I need to get away. Thoughts?! '
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My dream vacay is just a nice hotel room ANYWHERE. Somewhere pretty's better but if the hotel is nice enough I can just ignore the outside... A nice pool - maybe a sauna and a gym...a spa, a good book and my scratch pad...and ahhhh...just getting waited on and sitting in my own peace....I need it now actually...obviously...;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:56pm.
Advice needed. Anyone ever been on a trip alone?
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I have crossed the pond twice alone.
Leaving for London on Sunday.
Just do it.
I have more fun travelling alone than with a partner, because I can do whatever I want whenever I want, even if it's nothing at all.
The first time I flew I was 40 and I was scared shitless, but it was great.
The only thing I cannot do alone is eat in a restaurant.
Thank God for room service!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:56pm.
Fuck go by yourself! You can't depend on people like ever, so if you need a vacay, go on a vacay, no matter who wants to go with you or not.
I would just make sure you research a good resort and keep yourself safe.
Jill, the dog's owner should be embarrassed, not you. I've never seen that shit happen before and if someone's dog came at me I would be pissed.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
Hola chicas!!!
Just wanted to share the awesome tip I just heard on TV: If you see an umbilical chord coming out of your vagina, go to the hospital immediately!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:56pm.
Advice needed. Anyone ever been on a trip alone? I am in desperate need of a vacation. Unfortunately..I am single, single, single and all my friends are either all hugged up, or don't want to spend any money (which I understand). But, I need to get away. Thoughts?!
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WISCONSIN!
Guess what! I was actually bit by a dog when I was on the job today. A small terrier who came out of nowhere and latched on to my foot. Luckily I was wearing boots. She did break through the boot, but not my skin. Also glad that nobody saw it happen, that would have been so embarrassing.
@Jill
That's crazy. Never knew that about Mango.
I mostly like this snack b/c of the sweat & heat thing.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:52pm.
Hmm what is the big deal about this lady? So she's 48 and has a decent voice. I could understand the hoopla if she sounded like, say, Sarah Brightman but um she doesn't.
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Ha! I'm trying not to fuck with the magic cuz I think it's healthy but as a frequent attender of Canadian Folk Music Festivals I can honestly say that I've seen hundreds of ugly people with beautiful voices. It's really not that big a deal. But she's sweet - I like her personality - so no harm, no foul I figure:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Thank heavens! She needed it...
Now she needs to step away from the spotlight a little, so we don't get tired of her ass too soon.
Advice needed. Anyone ever been on a trip alone? I am in desperate need of a vacation. Unfortunately..I am single, single, single and all my friends are either all hugged up, or don't want to spend any money (which I understand). But, I need to get away. Thoughts?!
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
FORTY SEVEN MY PICKLED ASSHOLE!
She's older than my 900 year old grandmother who won't die!
Christine-I've had problems editing my avatar on this site, too; it took me an hour to change to my new RobPatz avie...did you make sure it's the right size?
How long til Sus gets a face lift & tummy tuck??!? It only took, like 6 seconds of fame for her lovely eyebrows to get whacked off...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Where can a bitch find a decent rain boots? I ore ordered those Jimmy Choos but they come late.. Round August! Aghh shoes dilemna all the time
Boots too hot .. everything lighter too cold
WTF am I supposed to wear? Keds?
aghhhh
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Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:49pm.
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I have a severe mango allergy. Read somewhere that they are from the same plant family as poison ivy.
I understand, believe me, it would terrible to turn against your child, but dude. sometimes you have to cut lose.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Ricky, you're a piece of garbage. I've always hated your stupid ass. Go watch American Idol you winner. I'm fucking done with you.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
hey kandy, who gives a rat's ass what you think.
100 million views on youtube in days makes me think you are no expert on voices, or more importantly, what moves people.
there arent 100 million people in the world left that are nice enough to watch from pity.
sometimes the "snark" on this blog makes me ashamed.
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The McCanns Did It
Hooray!
She fixed her brows!
I actually got a new asshole ripped last week on a forum when I dared to say she needed her eyebrows plucked.
I mean, it's only normal personal grooming.
Men need to maintain their brows as well.
Just don't go all Cholita, you know?
Anyway, Susan kinda looks like Matt Cooke from the Pens now.
http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/83076790.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4...
Except for the missing tooth.
question for computer geeks.
since I switched to dial-up internet I've not been able to edit my avatars on any site I visit.
what am Idoing wrong?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:49pm.
dude, if MSG is like any of the other shows, you won't have to do any shoulder tapping!!! its been a fucking free for all!! Dead lots havn't been like this since 95. I swear the band must be paying the local police forces to leave evryone alone because it is seriously open market.
ANYTHING you want, just go down, walk around for 15 minutes, you got it. Gotta love deadheads.
(side story: I just went to 2 nights in MA. There was a metal show in the area on one of the same nights as the dead, so the 2 crowds were mingling. I overheard one of the metal heads go "THESE are hippies?!?!? They're all on hard drugs!!" hahahaha, the deadheads were so much more hard core than the metal heads, it was a laugh.)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I agree Casey's parents are fucked up, but I can't really imagine what it would be like if your daughter killed her child and you were left with a dead grandbaby and a psychotic bitch who will rot in prison for a daughter. I don't really know how I would handle that.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
Hmm what is the big deal about this lady? So she's 48 and has a decent voice. I could understand the hoopla if she sounded like, say, Sarah Brightman but um she doesn't. I think ppl just felt sorry for her frumpy self up there on that stage. I certainly don't think her voice is worth all this fuss. Really. And she has a really cunty look on her chops in those pics which tells me SHE thinks she really sump'in. Dumpling.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:41pm.
Don't stop! I thought the exact same thing, esp the lip wax. Am I evil?
Nice voice.
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She's flat and that's that!
Casey Anthony's parents are just as fucked as she is. Wrong is wrong and they all are in the wrong. It is what it is.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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Yeah Caylee was their granddaughter but Cassies their DAUGHTER! So I understand why they are in denial and why their fighting so hard for her innocence. Seesh, even Jeffery Dahmers parents found a way to rationalize what he did and defend him because thats what parents do!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Open Post. Woohoo!
I love dried Mango with chile spices. They have been my fuel since Monday.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
I don't believe she's only forty seven. she is sixty five, at least.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
But Ricki....
If you don't like Susan Boyle, just find another thread you do enjoy and post there!
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
She gave up her eyebrows??? How could she?! That was her signature look!
I wish I would have called in Ugly today. I have a giant zit splitting my forhead and I just laid an egg. At least I have vacation in 2 weeks.
@Missy: Thanks for the tip! You're timing couldn't have been more perfect. The Dead are playing Madison Square Garden on April 25th. Guess I'm going to be walking around tapping hippies on the shoulder all night!
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