Wednesday, April 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Susan Boyle's New Eyebrows
Susan Boyle, the most famous person in the universe, got her shrub brows pruned. Susan let a bitch take a machete to those things. Actually, it probably took a couple of machets, a pack of wild goats and a gallon of tar to get that much hair off her eyebrows. I mean, they are a direct descendants of Robin Williams' nipple bushes.
You know, I kind of miss Susan's old eyebrows. Whenever she sang, the wind from her mouth glided up to her eyebrows causing the follicles to dance in the light. Now they look like every other hos' brows.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:29pm.
HA! LCT, you're my idol! I'm leaving now, but I'm gonna message you on fb tonight.
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Yay!
Bye bye!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:27pm.
YES!!! I love it.
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Thanks for the visuals, CTH and Jill...
You are both beautiful...I love seeing pictures of the Dlisted sluts.
I do believe Susan Boyle is 47...some people definitely age better than others. Nature and nurture, you know?
I think she's 47, being chased by angry villagers probably ages you quicker. Not sure if it's the pitchforks or the torches.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nice to see we're all finally on the same menstrual cycle.
CtH & Jill, you guys are adorable! I think Susan is lying about her age too, unless maybe she had a really hard life or something. Celebs that were 5+ years older than me are now my age & younger...that to me is hysterical=))
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:22pm.
Yup, true stuff. I've been glued to Nancy Grace ever since the Caylee Anthony disappearance. It's just sad. Casey Anthony's sociopathic ass will burn for what she did.
On another, related note, Casey's father was not tested for paternity. If I would have had to guess what family member she was doing the nasty with (because I do think she's capable of that), it would have been him. Their relationship always seemed a bit too close, IMO.
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kanderso-
Spot on! Denying gays equality and civil rights is wrong and no matter what your religious convictions are, forcing your convictions on someone else is not what this country should be about and anyone who cant understand that SHOULDNT be miss America...
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:26pm.
Uhhhhh, not getting AIDS from random guys in Vegas and living to see 40 is sort of my point of life.
HA! LCT, you're my idol! I'm leaving now, but I'm gonna message you on fb tonight.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Whatever.
*slams door*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Topalina, thanks, you're a piece of ass yourself.
but see where I have A PROBLEM believing this hag is forty seven. I mean, fucking own it already.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Did Anyone catch Mayo on Dancing with Zlisters? That dude gives me creeps...
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MissJane, I agree with missy. I've traveled a lot, (although I have to admit it's been with my hub), and we've been in places that I was kinda iffy about in the beginning. But once I got there, I wondered what I was so worried about. Do it!!
Please tell me that this choking, sex talk and random hook-ups b.s isn't taking place again today?
Bye folks, I cannot endure anymore of that type of insane talk today.
Have fun kids!
Rock on! *pumps rock fist*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:21pm.
Seriously, whats the point of life if you dont live on the edge every now and again?
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Uhhhhh, not getting AIDS from random guys in Vegas and living to see 40 is sort of my point of life.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:21pm.
What the fuck is wrong with you assholes today?
Seriously, get over yourselves and stop being such violently abusive pricks towards each other.
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Please:)
And thank you:)
And ...Have a GREAT day, ok?:)
Thanks:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Case in point.
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Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:21pm.
Coming from you who's avie is a picture of the homocidal choker you're so in love with.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Hoffalina, you fucking rule and you're beautiful in every way.
Good lord, why???
Open post comment : I need ice-cream and can't be arsed to buy any.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:20pm.
Did you know that Lee Anthony, Casey's brother, was recently tested for paternity of little Caylee?
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Say WHAAAAT?? I must've missed that shit. Holy crap I gotta catch up on CNN & Nancy Grace!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:16pm.
Thanks for all the advice guys! My biggest hang up is I am a huge scaredy cat! I literally would be the one person who gets kidnapped while travelling alone (I am kidding, kind of!)
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Then you will be even more thrilled at the end of th trip when you've experienced a new place, a new freedom, AND a new sense of independance :)
Push yourself! You'll be glad you did. ♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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What the fuck is wrong with you assholes today?
Seriously, get over yourselves and stop being such violently abusive pricks towards each other.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:08pm.
K, are you the dumbest person alive, telling a single girl to go to Vegas by herself and pick up a random guy? Honestly?
Why not just go to fucking Bosnia and carry around a weapon in full view.
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Well that what I do when im in Vegas and I looovveees it! You just have to use common sense to calculate if the guy is sane and safe or crazy and dergerous....you can have a LOT of fun hooking up with random guys.
Seriously, whats the point of life if you dont live on the edge every now and again?
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Gay Marriage/Pageant/Fat Fuck Debacle:
Here's the thing: I think that the institution of marriage originated as a religious institution. I can therefore see why many religious people whose beliefs dictate that they are to marry someone of the opposite sex might be offended by a government turning the institution of marriage into something different than what they believe it should be.
I therefore think marriage should be a SOCIAL AND RELIGIOUS institution, separate from the state, and domestic partnerships should be the status recognized by the state - requiring only a contractual agreements between the people in the partnership. Tax benefits, healthcare decisions and the distribution of someone's estate - all these legal issues - should be based on whether the couple was registered as a domestic partnership with the state.
Marriage can be handled in the churches - the spiritual and ceremonial elements of a marriage - and the churches can fight amongst themselves about whether to allow gay marriage.
That's my take.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Re: Susan Boyle. Either she's had a really hard life, or she's shaved 15+ years off her age.
Hey, I'm no raving beauty, but that face ain't 47.
Eh, girlfriend has a voice that could make angels weep. Can't snark on that.
Well, you CAN, but I think that gets you a first class seat in the hand basket going straight to Hell.
Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:11pm.
Well, I'm going to get my fat, disgusting, rolls falling out of tank tops ass out of here, hoping not to snap the elastic of my Lane Bryant size 38
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Haha I beat you, I wear a 42 so neener neener :P:P
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Honestly, attacking other posters here is getting really tiresome.
I like that MK's mod keep a low profile outside of the racial stuff, but those who attack anyone with a different opinion are just too much.
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:13pm.
I think there's some family lovin' goin on if you know what I mean.
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I know what you mean. And the detectives involed in the case do too. Did you know that Lee Anthony, Casey's brother, was recently tested for paternity of little Caylee? Obviously there was something going on to warrant that testing. The test came back negative, fyi.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:56pm.
FORTY SEVEN MY PICKLED ASSHOLE!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA that lifted my spirits!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I dont like em, they are too thin and I miss the old ones.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:15pm.
Lol, yeah kanderso, I'm a crazy bitch. The difference between me and the rest of the crazy bitches here is that I admit it. Heart u!
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Ummm...isn't that what makes you the SAME?
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Susan "Wicket" Boyle
Is it just me ou anybody else thinks she looks just like a Ewok from the tv movie "Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure"??
i did some "research" and Wikipedia (!!!) says an Ewok "first appeared in the film Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)."
Submitted by missy on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:12pm
Amsterdam is seriously fun. Just be careful not to overdo it. Some of the shit there is much stronger than anything you can get here. It's a beautiful city, too.
Thanks for all the advice guys! My biggest hang up is I am a huge scaredy cat! I literally would be the one person who gets kidnapped while travelling alone (I am kidding, kind of!)
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Lol, yeah kanderso, I'm a crazy bitch. The difference between me and the rest of the crazy bitches here is that I admit it. Heart u!
KandyKane I think I love you.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:11pm.
For the educated, intelligent, non-bigots out there, the question wasn't hard to answer at all.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:09pm.
Why not just go to fucking Bosnia and carry around a weapon in full view
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I went to Croatia in the middle of all that crap (1996) and had a fantastic time. Does that count?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:07pm.
If I hurt my kids, my mom would NAIL ME TO A WALL and I'm not kidding. these people suck.
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Mine too. My parents would be the first to take my kids away ffs. They would never let me do something like that & get away with it. What ever happened to good sense?? All the Anthony family are fucked up and I think there's some family lovin' goin on if you know what I mean. I say let them all fry in the chair, fuck it.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Every day is like an acid trip to me.
Probably from the paint fumes.
This one was particularly painful tho.
Oh, and I get one hour in the Amsterdam airport next week.
I have only been there once and never out of the airport. Looks flatter than Ohio.
Another place to visit (if Vegas is too risky) is Edmonton Alberta, what a city.
Yo, ricki, you kinda mean! Like getting all personal and shit! Vewwwy Scawy!
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
KD - Ivenever been, but Im planning a trip thre in November. Gotta go. Kid in a candy shop shit!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I would like to know where that fat ugly turd Mario Lavandiarrhea gets off ruining other ppl's lives? That stupid grape ape lookin fuck has tried to turn Miss California into some sort of anti-gay pariah. Um NEWSFLASH MARIO YOU UGLY FUCK!!! You asked a totally inappropriate and loaded question which, of course, you are compelled to do because you are a meth soaked, brain cell backfiring IDIOT. You are compelled to make yourself look "better/smarter/brighter" than anyone else because, after all, you are a stoopid fucking joke who likes to draw dicks on pics. You sat there like a pompous pontificating pile of stank and in the process possibly ruined the chances of some young woman who genuinely tried to answer an impossible-to-answer question. You are a fucking child. Something needs to be done about you and the hate attacks of which you yourself are 1000% guilty but, first, please go do something about your lantern jaw. You, of all pigs, do not need to be joking about the chins of Rumer Willis or Jennifer Anniston.
Miss California had the RIGHT to opine on what she believed in. Just because it doesn't jive with what YOU and your FAT ASS believe in (I believe you'll have another donut, fatty) doesn't give you the right to make a fucking childish vlog about what a "stupid bitch" she is. YOU, fatty, are the stupid bitch here. Just because she didn't say what your cliched pig ears wanted to hear doesn't give you the right to denigrate her for her views!!! Keep talking like the fat mouthed tweeny girl you wish you were, you middle aged fuck. You are the joke of the town around here. I, for one, hope you never get hired for anything ever again because it's time for you and your lardass valley girl posturing to hit the fucking bricks.
Oh and while I think of it. Do us a favor and REMOVE FROM THE INTERNETS all of those dumb videos you make of yourself jumping around like a tweeny girl. You, asshole, are a fat, pre-body-lift 31 year old and for the life of me I don't know why ANYONE asks you to "host" or "guest" on ANYTHING. You are wildly and widely laughed at and hated. Fucktard, you have "commercially unviable" stamped right across your ugly fat ass. Stick to what you're known for - immature drawings of cocks and jizz. Dumbass.
Well, I'm going to get my fat, disgusting, rolls falling out of tank tops ass out of here, hoping not to snap the elastic of my Lane Bryant size 38 sweatpants. I have a MySpace photoshoot to do. It's a pictorial essay about my stretch marks.
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So, do a lot of people on here visit Amsterdam? Just wondering if the ad for an Amsterdam guide iPhone app will be all the popular here.
@Jill-the-Ripper:
Your day is making me feel like I'm on acid. Or like you are:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:07pm.
No freaking kidding! Casey Anthony's parents are confused, that's all. They're torn between loving and supporting their daughter, and hating her for obviously killing their granddaughter. It's sick.
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yeah missjametexas, a others have said, sometimes travelling alone is better! no one else's moods or preferences to deal with.
Im thinking about going to Paris aone. Its always a little scary to think about it, but I always have the best time and feel great afterwards.
Remember, the US is one of the most dangrous countries in the world. If you're relatively street smart, travelling alone is not, for the most part, dangerous.
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Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:08pm.
VEGAS BABY!
They have cheap rates and TONS of bars full of people looking to have fun!
You ought go and chat a guy up....theres a good chance youll get laid no matter what you like!
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K, are you the dumbest person alive, telling a single girl to go to Vegas by herself and pick up a random guy? Honestly?
Why not just go to fucking Bosnia and carry around a weapon in full view.