Wednesday, April 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Susan Boyle's New Eyebrows
Susan Boyle, the most famous person in the universe, got her shrub brows pruned. Susan let a bitch take a machete to those things. Actually, it probably took a couple of machets, a pack of wild goats and a gallon of tar to get that much hair off her eyebrows. I mean, they are a direct descendants of Robin Williams' nipple bushes.
You know, I kind of miss Susan's old eyebrows. Whenever she sang, the wind from her mouth glided up to her eyebrows causing the follicles to dance in the light. Now they look like every other hos' brows.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:15pm.
Does my "report" button need to be put back into action?
>>> Not unless you specialize in joy-killing. Unless the abuse is truly and obviously horrendous I think you should let people speak their minds. Otherwise I for one will begin to think that you are in cahoots with the church and that Mario Lavandiarrha moron. And I'm sure that what I think means everything to you. Naaaaahhhhhhhhhhhttttttttt! (Borat)
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:54pm.
Uterus filled with frozen grapes.
Carrottop,
Your mind is a beautiful wonder to me!!
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Let's go for a magical frolick in it!
**peeks in**
*ok to come in*
Let's talk about those idiot's known as Cindy and George Anthony! Did anyone watch them on the Morning Show? Grace said that Oprah has canceled her interview with them!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:13pm.
Every day is like an acid trip to me.
Probably from the paint fumes.
This one was particularly painful tho.
Oh, and I get one hour in the Amsterdam airport next week.
I have only been there once and never out of the airport. Looks flatter than Ohio.
Another place to visit (if Vegas is too risky) is Edmonton Alberta, what a city.
Are you being serious Jill? Edmonton's my home town!! Come on down, I'll show ya around.
I have a legit fucking question here
Why is "Lucky Charms" posting messages for Charles? I don't care cause he's cool as hell, but I'd like to know.
OOOOOOOOOOH and Teddy I've known about you for a weeks
Ya'll have a good night cause I aint gots my bullshit boots on today.
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Fix what's dicked-up, and the problem goes away.
*slams back on table*
AH!
I love dlisted.
*tears up*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:19pm.
*passes a shot of Patron to Stoney*
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:20pm.
YOU IGNORANT FECAL MIST-SPRAYING WINDOW-LICKING CHUNKY USED TAMPON WEARING FISH-FACED DAUGHTER OF A TWO-HEADED STREETWALKING HOOKER SLUT WHORE!
I just didn't want to let you down.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:15pm.
Does my "report" button need to be put back into action?
Yes :-)
Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)
Don't waste another minute on your cryin.
We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)
The best is ready to begin.
Oooohhh. As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin.
As long as we keep on givin
We can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other Sharin the laughter and love.
DG! call the Maytag repairman!
Oh my, was that mean?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:54pm.
Uterus filled with frozen grapes.
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I've had a frozen grape stuck up my hootie-hoo. Does that count?
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Hey Stoney it's all good. Nothing a little swat on the tuchis won't fix ;)
M.E., apparently Falkor goes to Vegas every now and then by herself and fucks hundreds of random strangers so she can live on the edge! Exciting!
*snort*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:17pm.
Stoney, if it makes you feel any better, I still think you and all the others here are cool. This is just a hot topic and people tend to get heated pretty fast. Just my two cents in case anybody cares :-)
And I fully expected to get cussed out.
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"I have five words for Kara: PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID CUNT." MK 4/1/09
Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:07pm.
And as for Falkor, dude I'm in Vegas on Friday. And I ride bare back. Wanna hooksie up??? lol
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I wasnt saying I live any where near Vegas, I was just saying that when im there, thats what I do!
But I might be willing to fly out there for some ass.
>>> Seriously Falkor I think you would be very surprised. I have had um people fly out to meet my ass before ... you wouldn't be the first.
ooops Loose lips sink ships ... they also let all sorts of other things fall out too.
lol Kandy.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Lavadama on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:14pm
Ummmmm, that is the point of that Question deal.
Look, I just wanted to point out it was NOT well said.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:12pm.
I have just one thing to say...
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I was waiting for "YOU BETTA WORK BITCH!" lol
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I'm sorry you guys, I just get really heated about this issue because I have a lot of dumb fucktards in my life who say things like "Well if we let the gays marry, what's next? You get to marry your dog? God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!" Yeah, real geniuses. It's like you can literally SEE the steam coming out of my ears sometimes. I mostly just have to walk away, because how can you even argue with that type of thinking?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:11pm
M.E. you aren't missing much.. just La cucaracha a.k.a. Falkor being herself..
Whew, what a debate this is.
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"I have five words for Kara: PLEASE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID CUNT." MK 4/1/09
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:11pm.
HOOKERS! I'm back, catch a bitch up!
OK in a nutshell ... Perez Hiltontwat is a fucktard, Miss Cali was set up, Falkor likes to take grave sexual risks, and I have had to give the usually sensible Stoney an e-beatdown.
Falkor, isn't time for you to be abused or choked or something.
Maybe your weekly suicide watch times?
Aren't there any eligible co-workers for you to stalk?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Does my "report" button need to be put back into action?
devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:47pm.
Oh, really? I thought Falkor was a dude. Wasnt he a dude last week?
*fukn snort*
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Fix what's dicked-up, and the problem goes away.
The California pageant girl is an ignorant twat, why are men and women allowed to get married for money, wealth, convenience, medical insurance, because they are drunk, as a prank, as a joke, because they are bored, because they are certain age, for papers, to use someone, as a status sign, marry underage, some Catholics marry their dogs, cousins the list goes on and on and on, yet Gay people cannot get married because? Fucking explain that to me, fuck all the people that talk about the fucking SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE, and 99% of people get married for everything but love, my point is 2 consenting adults should just get married because they want to, so fuck all the people and their stupid narrow minded discriminatory opinion and yes its like saying blacks or any minority cannnot get married because some bullshit.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Oh yeah and taxes can take a flying leap too :P
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I say rid the world of religion AND politics.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Ugh.
Yawn
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The same people who think Miss Cali is a bigot probably voted for George's Bush .... he was a right one for telling ppl what they wanted to hear ... and hey look!!! The fucking country is in the sewer.
Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:07pm.
And as for Falkor, dude I'm in Vegas on Friday. And I ride bare back. Wanna hooksie up??? lol
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I wasnt saying I live any where near Vegas, I was just saying that when im there, thats what I do!
But I might be willing to fly out there for some ass.
What chu look like ;)
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
This is the first time I have really had a chance to observe The Cockroach aka Falkor in the wild and I have just one thing to say...
WHERE'S MY CAN OF RAID????
Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:47pm.
Stoney.. I like you I really do.. but if that is what she belives, what was she supposed to answer?
Honestly, I will be more ofended if she gave an answer to make the audience or Perez happy and then find out that she voted Yes on prop 8.
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If you cant think of a way to preserve your integrity without offending people, then either your stance is wrong or you are an inelegant person of little integrity who does not deserve to win any competition youre in!
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These pearls of wisdom coming from someone who likes to get choked during sex, not use condoms and fuck as many different guys she can to get the experience. Plus, she doesn't really care to make it to 40!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
HOOKERS! I'm back, catch a bitch up!
I have a problem with people not being able to seperate religion from politics. Politically, there is no reason same sex marriage should be banned... religiously, however, there is according to some.
I think she needed to stay on the political aspect of it and not the religious..
BTW- how was the question posed? was it "should CA" or "do YOU think" same sex marriage should be legal like in VT?
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Please Help...
http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RFLFY09SA?px=9335589&pg=p...
Thank You.
And by the way, this assholes site has over 3 pages about her, he is gettin all the attention out of this instead of posting gossip. I hope soon he will finally have no more fans and be so broke again. He does not deserve any of this attention.
A what what in the butt...what what
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:04pm.
That said, Perez Hilton needs to fuck off because he may be supportive of gay rights in theory, but he constantly feels the need to "out" people who would prefer to keep their personal lives private, constantly suggests and even insists that certain straight people are gay when they are not, and he himself constantly behaves in stereotypical, derogatory, annoying gay affectations. Hardly a stellar gay activist and public figure.
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Really? So how many times has he been sued because you cant conclusively report or post something untrue as a fact about someone else without seeing legal action.
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:03pm
ugh. I can't belive I am going to say this.. but Cucaracha a.k.a Falkor please Fuck OFF.. This was between Stoney and Happy Hour. Thank you!
And as for Falkor, dude I'm in Vegas on Friday. And I ride bare back. Wanna hooksie up??? lol
Yay! open post
BOO! Perez and pageant talk...
I love gays let em marry..that's all I have to say.
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In other non pageant and unsafe sexual practices news:
William "The Refridgerator" Perry is in the hospital in serious condition.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Here I go. I believe in gay marriage but still have respect for the chick. She, unlike others said what she felt instead of a lie just to get somewhere. I find that is a great value in her character. To me, that's what America is about: Freedom of speech. That's all she did. Perez just can't allow that.
A what what in the butt...what what
MissJane, I'm a chickenshit too and I went to Italy alone and had a fabulous time. Then I went to Arizona/NM/Grand Canyon with a tour group for solo travelers (not a hookup singles deal) and would have rather been ALONE!!!! Have fun
Submitted by missy on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:02pm.
well good thing we all agree that perez is a fucktard.
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HAHAHHA well said!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:49pm.
By the way, I have this American Indian friend who I just recently got to start watching American Idol, and he calls Lil "Big Round!"
"Big Round going home tonight" he just emailed me.
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HA! Yeah, theres nothing little about that woman!
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Isn't it better that people DO very honestly "speak their opinions"? The only way there is any hope of educating dumbasses like that pageant chick is to know where they are coming from and why. On the other hand, IT'S A BEAUTY PAGEANT. Some of the most uneducated, dimwitted, small-minded dumbies you will come across. Probably better for your sanity just not to watch. Sort of like Fox News.
That said, Perez Hilton needs to fuck off because he may be supportive of gay rights in theory, but he constantly feels the need to "out" people who would prefer to keep their personal lives private, constantly suggests and even insists that certain straight people are gay when they are not, and he himself constantly behaves in stereotypical, derogatory, annoying gay affectations. Hardly a stellar gay activist and public figure.
The Sad thing is that Perez is getting all the attention and my gay friends are very upset.. Bitches don't want to be represented by that idiot!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:47pm.
Look Kandy, I get your Perez hate. I'm right there with you. Perez sucks. BUT what I won't tolerate and never, ever will, is hiding behind "that's just my opinion and I'm entitled to it" when your (Miss California's) opinion is discriminatory, hateful and justified only by religious doctrine, which has no place in politics or law.
First of all, I want to be the first to say that I am ATHEIST so I don't care WHAT "religious doctrine" says. Without religion, this planet would be a better place because there'd be fuck all to fight about.
Secondly, you are obviously one of those who buy into political correctness. OK, fess up now, how many of you secretly wanted Miss California to pander to that fat assed smug prick Lavandiarrhea??? A person would have to be a fucking MORON to not know where that question was going. Why SHOULD she say anything other than what she believed in?? Whether or not you judge her response to be "hateful" is entirely in the perspective of the beholder - YOU. I personally just saw it as an honest, though flummoxed, answer to an impossible question because, being edumacated and all, I like to ponder the bigger picture. You won't get a politically correct soundbite from ME. My own personal opinion is that people should be allowed to do whatever makes them happy for the short time they are converting O2 to CO2 just as long as no one else is being killed or injured in any way. Does that do it for ya? That would've been my simple assed response to what was a ridiculously loaded question ~ I would've thumbed my nose right back at that fat pompous pig dressed in the bilious green suit. And Stoney whether or not you like it, I can say and do whatever the fuck I like just so long as I don't leave a trail of bodies in my wake.