Wednesday, April 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Susan Boyle's New Eyebrows
Susan Boyle, the most famous person in the universe, got her shrub brows pruned. Susan let a bitch take a machete to those things. Actually, it probably took a couple of machets, a pack of wild goats and a gallon of tar to get that much hair off her eyebrows. I mean, they are a direct descendants of Robin Williams' nipple bushes.
You know, I kind of miss Susan's old eyebrows. Whenever she sang, the wind from her mouth glided up to her eyebrows causing the follicles to dance in the light. Now they look like every other hos' brows.
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If Casey Anthony is allowed to go free, her ass will be shanked in no time flat.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
If I had a kid who murdered my grandchild, the last thing I would be doing would be going on morning TV or Oprah. Let those who enjoy watching this kind of dreck with their tea n toast watch someone else. I would refuse to be their breakfast, lunch or dinner entertainment. Too many of these hillbilly retard types enjoy the "fame" of the moment.
Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:15pm.
Does my "report" button need to be put back into action?
>>> Not unless you specialize in joy-killing. Unless the abuse is truly and obviously horrendous I think you should let people speak their minds. Otherwise I for one will begin to think that you are in cahoots with the church and that Mario Lavandiarrha moron. And I'm sure that what I think means everything to you. Naaaaahhhhhhhhhhhttttttttt! (Borat)
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Submitted by Mel on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:49pm.
Oh about Casey Anthony,
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The more the media, the "court television" shows, the fucking wack-o Nancy Grace types keep airing her shit everyday leads me to one conclusion.......MISTRIAL. Sad to say, but this shit is going to end up bad for Caylee and the American people and good for Casey Anthony.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Does anyone else think that "Zanny" is xanax? I think the bitch gave her to many xanax and that is how she died!
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:45pm.
I can truly understand your desire to not have to endure the fighting. And, I'm glad that you don't throw them out of the car.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Dallas
Ive been to St Lucia too. Its absolutely beautiful too and you can't beat horseback riding on the beach!
And if MissJaneTexas decides to go there, she might run into Amy Winehouse and could post exclusives to Dlisted. :)
Oh about Casey Anthony,
I think she drugged Caylee when she went out partying. I think the last time Casey did it, Caylee ended up dying.
I think her mother is just as EVIL and CONNIVING as Casey.
I think they knew the remains were there.
That whole family is FUCKED up because had it been me or my sister, Our parents would have turned us is and disowned us.
There is a great deal of evidence that points to Casey's guilt, I will NEVER understand why they so ardently defend her.
MissJaneTexas ~~ I would like to suggest St. Lucia, Antigua and the Cayman Island. All three are beautiful and have very friendly people. Since you recently moved to NYC you get direct flights to all three of them.
Gorgeous beaches and water. I have traveled to them alone before and had a great time. Met some wonderful people that I am still friends with!
Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:15pm.
She denies that she is LaCooKoo, and thinks the rest of us are stupid and cannot remember her choking, military boyfriends pedophile looking face in her avies.
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He dosent look that young in life, the avies on here are too small to get an acurate pic of someones face.
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Look, I have no idea what your post even means?????????????????????
It's the same guy that you used in your LaCucaracha avie, only a different pose. I don't care about age, size, blah, blah. If you would just be an adult and cop to the fact you are the former La CooKoo, all would be cool. You aren't going to get banned for that. but you will get banned if enough people get tired of your stupid vag, sex and fetish talk. It isn't cute, it's not funny, and no one is intrigued to hear more, if you haven't gathered that by now.
It blows my mind why you don't see that you are liked when you post normal things, and no one fucks with you when you do. Unfortunately that only lasts so long and then you regress back into that person that no one wants around much less hears from.
I am not being a cyber bully, I am just trying to save you from having to find yourself banned and then in need a of new dl indentity. Like I said, sometimes you post things that are funny and okay, other times it's attention grabbing crap that no one is remotely amused by.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:42pm.
Waaaaaa! I want to go to Greece!
Last week I was in Las Vegas, and all I could find were diseased, horny cockroaches climbing up my legs.
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Careful, they don't wear protection.
Snowy, I might have. *hanging head, looking ashamed*
I should have searched my dirty clothes bag a little better.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:37pm
Sorry about your experience... I drive my little cousins to soccer practice and those brats are so annoying.. it is like the save all the fights for when I am driving them. They are such brats! and yes, once in a while I feel like trowing them out of the car, BUT I just up the volume and try to ignore them.
I gotta go YouTube the Anthony shit. They are oddly fascinating folk(!)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
No Words: LOL did you have to bring that really big one back with you to dlisted? LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:35pm.
Momus, all I know is that La Cucaracha is Falkor and she was, I believe Hennefer Lopez few weeks back. Now if she is Dot, that is news to me, but on here, anything is possible.
I do know that from what I have gathered, Dot is known now as Home.
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The trolls seems to blend together.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Waaaaaa! I want to go to Greece!
Last week I was in Las Vegas, and all I could find were diseased, horny cockroaches climbing up my legs.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:38pm.
Has the meanness ceased?
>>> No. UH UH. Neva. I'm even wearing a shirt that reads "Warning. Contents extremely mean"
yes, Greece is awesome, I think I might be going again this summer YAY! I just have to decide if I want to deal with my ex husband, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:39pm.
She's been sick the last two days. We all have.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
MissJaneTexas
GO to Greece! You will LOVE it!! Its stunningly beautiful, the food is incredible, the people are friendly.
I spent 6 weeks in Greece a few years ago before the they held Olympics and had a fabulous time.
I have to warn you though, it can get brutally hot during the summer months.
Happy Hour ~ Yes, Oprah said, No thank you when they agreed to go on the Morning Show! I love it. I watched a few minutes of CBS this morning......they didn't anser very many questions. As Stoney said, they are in major denial. I think it is really funny that they can't get their "stories" on the same page!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:30pm.
I actually moved to NYC last year. I didn't want have to sign up for a new avie to keep my dlisted "senority". :)
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Oh well, forget the road trip down South. : )
Another idea - we just renovated a cool hotel in Manchester, VT - called The Equinox Resort. It's pricey, but nice with lots of stuff to do in that town. Rumor has it the hotel is haunted, but who knows.
oh no. get the bug spray out.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:35pm.
Momus, all I know is that La Cucaracha is Falkor and she was, I believe Hennefer Lopez few weeks back. Now if she is Dot, that is news to me, but on here, anything is possible.
I do know that from what I have gathered, Dot is known now as Home.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Stoney, anything new with the ogre who ratted you out at work?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:36pm.
OMG whores, my dumbass boyfriend got a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yay!!!!! Woo! Woo! Partay Time at Stoney's!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Has the meanness ceased?
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:33pm.
Dayum!! And I thought I was gonna git some sizzlin action in Vegas. Joy killer!! LOL
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:15pm.
She denies that she is LaCooKoo, and thinks the rest of us are stupid and cannot remember her choking, military boyfriends pedophile looking face in her avies.
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He dosent look that young in life, the avies on here are too small to get an acurate pic of someones face.
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:35pm.
You said lots of different peens and you did imply you didn't know them.
WHATEVER.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
dG you are the queen of descriptions and I bow to thee :)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:35pm.
Did you guys heard about the Mom who ordered the kids to get out of the car then drove off? ( they were fighting) HA sorry.. but I thought it was funny. I can't count how many times I felt like doing that but Of course.. I only thought of it! Geez...
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At the risk of putting damper on your fun, IT IS NOT FUNNY!
My dad left me in Virginia City, Nevada, alone for over two hours. I was six years old. The fucker kicked me out of the car and drove off; my mom and brother stayed in the car! I was fucking terrified.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:35pm.
I love the open ended meaning that comes with the word 'hook-up'
girls use it to sound less like a cum dumpster and guys use it to sound like they got laid when they just made out with a bitch
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
OMG whores, my dumbass boyfriend got a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:30pm.
I actually moved to NYC last year. I didn't want have to sign up for a new avie to keep my dlisted "senority". :)
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Did you guys heard about the Mom who ordered the kids to get out of the car then drove off? ( they were fighting) HA sorry.. but I thought it was funny. I can't count how many times I felt like doing that but Of course.. I only thought of it! Geez...
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:33pm.
No Falkor is our former La Cucaracha and someone else I can't remember the name at present.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:21pm.
M.E., apparently Falkor goes to Vegas every now and then by herself and fucks hundreds of random strangers so she can live on the edge! Exciting!
*snort*
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That is WRONG!
I said when im in Vegas, or anywhere else for that matter, where people are having fun...I might hook up.
I was telling that person who was looking for a vacay spot to go to alone to Vegas because its a party town where its easy to meet people...even a man if she wants, and hook up if she wants...thats all I was saying.
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When incorporating food into sex, hindsight is 20/20.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:06pm.
That sounds amazing. I just want to go somewhere with a beach, a spa, some cute (hopefully straight) cabana boys to use as eye candy and not think about work! Italy, Santorini and France are all at the top of my list.
I didn't mean to inspire any trolls to come around with my OP question!
Thanks for all the advice...I am going to start planning something fun.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:15pm.
No Falkor is our former La Cucaracha and someone else I can't remember the name at present. She sometimes sounds like a dude because she makes disgusting sexual inuendos at many of the female posters on here.
She denies that she is LaCooKoo, and thinks the rest of us are stupid and cannot remember her choking, military boyfriends pedophile looking face in her avies.
She acts normal for a bit and can often say SOME, not many, amusing things, but then she has to fuck it all up with her stupid, juvenile, attention whoring comments that no one wants to hear about her sexual preferences. No matter how many times she is told of, taunted, banned and insulted, just like the roach that she really is, she comes back!
That must be one hell of a thick exoskeleton she fucking has!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:31pm.
*tucks dick in between legs, gives pagant wave*
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Hi, Provy!
*presents Congeniality Award to Provy*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Silvara0428 What?????
*tucks dick in between legs, gives pagant wave*
as far as opposite marriage goes, if you're gonnna let homos adopt children then you should probably let them get married. thank you.
ps, whats with all this state rights talk...how republican of everyone!
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:27pm.
Oprah cancelled? Oh. I was channel surfing when I saw the breaking news ( Nancy Grace) saying that they were going on Oprah but not to NG.
silvara, Charles got his dumb ass banned for saying gook, lol.
I still think George and Cindy are in denial.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Ooooooooooooh the penny's just dropped. Proof that I am a natural blonde, le sigh.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:16pm.
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Miss Jane - I don't know where you are in Texas. (I'm in Dallas.) Several years ago, I was in a horrible marriage and felt like I was losing my mind from all the stress and fighting. I got in my car and drove 4-5 hrs to Russellville, Arkansas. (?) I had never even been to that state! I have to admit, though, it was a quiet, quaint town, nice people, great antique shops and just the down-time I needed. Three days later - I returned new woman and divorced that asshole immediately. I highly recommend random road trips. LOL!
Just a thought. Good luck.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:17pm.
I'm sorry you guys, I just get really heated about this issue because I have a lot of dumb fucktards in my life who say things like "Well if we let the gays marry, what's next? You get to marry your dog? God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"
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Since Adam and Eve did not get married by a minister and were "married" because they fucked each other, then most dlisters are bigamists since most of us (moi included) have had more than one sex partner in our lives.
And, if someone wants to marry a puppeh ... so what as long as the puppeh consents and signs the license.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:26pm
lmao...