Wednesday, April 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Susan Boyle's New Eyebrows
Susan Boyle, the most famous person in the universe, got her shrub brows pruned. Susan let a bitch take a machete to those things. Actually, it probably took a couple of machets, a pack of wild goats and a gallon of tar to get that much hair off her eyebrows. I mean, they are a direct descendants of Robin Williams' nipple bushes.
You know, I kind of miss Susan's old eyebrows. Whenever she sang, the wind from her mouth glided up to her eyebrows causing the follicles to dance in the light. Now they look like every other hos' brows.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:01pm.
Stories like that make me violent. Same sort of thing happened to my friend and he still has not recovered 100% 10 years later.
I am sorry to hear that shit happened to you. I hope you sued the shit out of the MF'er.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
momus
there is never a wrong time for vicodin
just sayin'
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:55pm.
It does. But, why the painkillers? If it's none of my business, I'm OK with that.
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I was hit by a drunk driver last March. Awoke from the coma on June 17th. Spent 8 months in the hospital. Another 3 months in a physical rehab facility learning to eat with my own hands again, learning to walk again, wipe my own ass again....I'm home as of early February. Yeah, I got a "lifetime prescription" for painkillers now. Abuse them? Whatever. I don't leave my home much now.
Maybe next year?????
TMI????????????????????????????????????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:53pm.
Reeter
this world is a fucked up place...fucking sadness
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Cruelty to kids and animals really gets to me - as to everyone else I'm sure.
Submitted by justaguest on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:56pm.
I loved her eyebrows ... sadness.
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Simon Cowell didn't like the eyebrow competition.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I loved her eyebrows ... sadness.
Anchovy lite!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:45pm.
Hello UA!
How are you? In fine fettle I presume!
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I don't know what "fettle" means??? But if it means "all pilled up on painkillers".......then Shit! I'm doing fucking GREAT!!!!!
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It does. But, why the painkillers? If it's none of my business, I'm OK with that.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Reeter
this world is a fucked up place...fucking sadness
lol, devilgirl
I hope that stupid Bitch rots in hell.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:47pm.
@Devilgirl
Your trolldar must be working overtime. Falkor seems to have vanished for the moment.
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Well for heaven's sake, a spade is a spade.
She might be getting choked or having radom sex with whoever walked by her.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Meh.. her brows don't look that great.
MissJane Texas - Oh, possibly, we had a case like that here in CA about a year ago. Hung jury I believe. A group of 4/5 boys killed a transgender because they found out she was still technically a 'boy' and they had all had some sort of sexual encounter with her.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:45pm.
Hello UA!
How are you? In fine fettle I presume!
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I don't know what "fettle" means??? But if it means "all pilled up on painkillers".......then Shit! I'm doing fucking GREAT!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
@Devilgirl
Your trolldar must be working overtime. Falkor seems to have vanished for the moment.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:12pm.
Helloooooo DG!
Wow......lots of "everybody" here today. I think I might switch to the "day crew"!!!
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Hello UA!
How are you? In fine fettle I presume!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
ME - I thought it was Colorado. But, regardless it was Guilty.
Dallas - yes, thank you! ALl of those places sound amazing. And if I did go to St Lucia I would definitely dish on Wino...after slapping her for wasting her talent :)
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
And yet there she is crying during her arraignment. Was she thinking someone would feel sorry for her? It was awful watching the news and seeing a suitcase being pulled out of the water, knowing there's a little girl's body in there. I wonder how Sandra Cantu's mother felt - did she see that on the news, too? Huckaby is another person whose family is defending her, "She never could've done something like this." Where have we heard that before?
Uh-Oh.
Let the transformation begin.
MissJane ~ Did you see my post to you on where to go for a trip!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:26pm.
UA - it just keeps getting more and more fucked up.
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I think the world needs more "Hello's" and less "Goodbye's".......and more Susan Boyle's too!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Miss Jane Texas - The CA transgender case or another one?
UA - it just keeps getting more and more fucked up.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:21pm.
Thanks for that link. I just read it. She's fucking crazier than I thought. Sometimes I am soooo HAPPY that I rarely leave my home.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Another hot button story..they are reading the verdict in the transgendered murder trial as we speak....this world is all kinds of fucked up.
Makes me never want to have kids...not that I am that maternal to begin with.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Dallas - all they had on the other little girl is that is was a purple SUV that the woman drove. I really don't think the child knew her as Sandra did.
But I see that one as her "practice". But this time she killed so she wouldn't risk getting caught.
Both the Caylee and Cantu stories just kill my heart. I don't understand people.
Uncle Ashtray:
http://www.ksbw.com/automotive/19244677/detail.html
The Arson link
Arson???? What?
The Sandra Cantu case is so very sad! I truly hope that her mother sues the shit out of the Tracy Police Deparment. If they had followed up on the other little girl that this broad took and drugged maybe, just maybe this would not have happened.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:14pm.
Dallas - RE: Sanra Cantu, the accused is the mother of Sandra's little friend, already tied to the drugging of another child from the same park in January and NOW a suspect in arson down in SoCal.
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WTF??!!
Arson in SoCal??? Tell me more. I had not heard of this.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Osh Kosh B'Gosh.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:12pm.
Helloooooo DG!
Wow......lots of "everybody" here today. I think I might switch to the "day crew"!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Dallas - RE: Sanra Cantu, the accused is the mother of Sandra's little friend, already tied to the drugging of another child from the same park in January and NOW a suspect in arson down in SoCal.
Sick fuck!
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:05pm.
And here I thought when people were saying Oprah cacncelled that POprah's show had been cancelled and I was all excited.
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You dreamer, you. : )
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I know, I know, silly me!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Someone was saying that Caylee died at @ 1 a.m. on a Sunday or Monday morning, I can't remember which. So she could've been chloroformed and gagged in the back of Casey's car while mom-of-the-year was partying. Her friends were prbly starting to say no to babysitting & Casey didn't want to ask her parents because it was getting to be CPS time. I think she went out to her car early in the a.m. & found Caylee already dead. She drove around with her in the back of the car until she could think about what to do with her. After that the car stunk so bad she tried to abandon it, hoping it would be stolen. Cindy & George know in their hearts that Casey's guilty, which is why they're starting to foam at the mouth. Casey has done nothing but lie. She's fighting for her life and she knows it. I hope she fries.
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:09pm.
How about this other nut in Northern California....a sunday school teacher??? Killing that poor Sandra Cantu girl.
Sick fucks out there.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
I've only watched the Oprah show once about 5 years ago, and only for like 5 minutes. All she did was announce some price and the audience was screaming and jumping for like 3 minutes.. that was the begining and the end for me.
Dallas -YEah, I doubt we will ever know, unless she takes a plea and the DA makes her tell as part of the plea.
Her parents are total enablers. And lying hypocrites!
My parents would have driven me to the police station themselves, handed over EVERYTHING the police asked for. No questions.
the whole anthony family makes me sick. sick twisted fucktards.
Stoney ~ Congrats! Glad the BF is going to become a productive member of society!
M.E. ~ Who knows how she killed her?!? I wonder if we will ever know? Hoe Cindy and George can stand beside her is beyond me. My parents would help them throw the key away!
so what if Miss Cali doesn't believe in gay marriage? she's entitled to her opinion. it's not like she said gay people should be euthanized. jeez, this is still america land of free speech, freedom of expression, isn't it?
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:05pm.
And here I thought when people were saying Oprah cacncelled that POprah's show had been cancelled and I was all excited.
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You dreamer, you. : )
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:54pm.
No no. I would not do that.. they are not mine ( I kid, ) Seriously, I don't care how bad they behave this lady was out of control.
And here I thought when people were saying Oprah cacncelled that POprah's show had been cancelled and I was all excited.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:00pm.
When the jury considers anything other than legally admitted evidence, then system has failed.
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On a very personal note.....I've been a plantiff in the system.
System = 1
Uncle Ashtray = 0
I don't the system is bad.
I think the system is broken.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Oprah cancelled after they had already scheduled with CBS and another show.
Good for Oprah.
Dallas - what about the chloroform? Why was that present?
Whatever she did to Caylee, it was intentional, there was far too much research done on her computer about chloroform and all the related evidence to suggest otherwise.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by Mel on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 3:49pm.
Oh about Casey Anthony,
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The more the media, the "court television" shows, the fucking wack-o Nancy Grace types keep airing her shit everyday leads me to one conclusion.......MISTRIAL. Sad to say, but this shit is going to end up bad for Caylee and the American people and good for Casey Anthony.
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I don't believe that a mistrial would be bad for the American people. A mistrial would show that the justice system works in that a jury must find the defendant guilty beyond a reasonable doubt considering only legally admitted evidence.
When the jury considers anything other than legally admitted evidence, then system has failed.
*steps off soapbox*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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