Wednesday, April 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Susan Boyle's New Eyebrows
Susan Boyle, the most famous person in the universe, got her shrub brows pruned. Susan let a bitch take a machete to those things. Actually, it probably took a couple of machets, a pack of wild goats and a gallon of tar to get that much hair off her eyebrows. I mean, they are a direct descendants of Robin Williams' nipple bushes.
You know, I kind of miss Susan's old eyebrows. Whenever she sang, the wind from her mouth glided up to her eyebrows causing the follicles to dance in the light. Now they look like every other hos' brows.
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@Everyone
Thanks for a great day! BEST in a long time! Funny how 'smiles' can brighten someone's day!!!
Now I need to eat jell-o & take a rest...........I hope to see you all later on or tomorrow! I'll be looking!
Up, Up, and Awaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:06pm.
Momus!
It's a sickness!!! If I get a kernal of something, I have to research it to the grave!! I was telling Sheeps that one day my nephie was talking about his band director and that night I spent 4 hours reading about Cheironomy!!! USELESS!
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Me, too. I once spent three days trying to find celtic crystal flute (no heckling dlisters). I finally found it.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:05pm.
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I was just in yer neck of the woods for Easter. It used to be my neck of the woods but no more.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Angel_i
HURRRRY... I can't wait to see what you come up with
Momus!
It's a sickness!!! If I get a kernal of something, I have to research it to the grave!! I was telling Sheeps that one day my nephie was talking about his band director and that night I spent 4 hours reading about Cheironomy!!! USELESS!
xxyxz,
*blushes* Oh, garsh! (i still expect my taters!)
UA,
Gotcha!!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:59pm.
I'm in San Diego, CA.
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I'm in San Francisco, CA. Between us, we have the West Coast covered.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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M.E. ~ If you get twitter on your blackberry......you will NEVER get anything done! Promise!
UA
I'm in Santa Barbara... About six hours away from
you.Not too far
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:57pm.
UA
I think I cancelled mine since I twitter more. I didn't really use ms all that much.
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I don't Twitter. I'm behind the times as of lately.
I do have 2 old Tomato soup cans.....we can make a "phone" with them. I'm in San Diego, CA......how much string will we need?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
No, no, no I do not have twitter! I have more than I can say grace over right now........I am noisy so, occasionally I will go on twitter just to see what everyone is talkig about! It is fun.
UA
I think I cancelled mine since I twitter more. I didn't really use ms all that much.
If anyone wants to be my friend on MS????
http://www.myspace.com/uncle_ashtray
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Clarisse
you're like google on Dlisted! I love it
I just ordered my Crackberry and I am REFUSING to add the twitter.
NO NO NO NO!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:31pm.
Oh...and don't you ebil beeches make fun of me for knowing Shakeesperz!
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A bunny-lover and erudite, too.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:49pm.
Just sent you a "Friend Request" via MS!
UA
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
woooops . dbl post
I hate people who drink and drive.. my daughter just got her permit and I'm sick to my stomach!
she lost 3 of her friends last year to a drunk driver.
this has been such a long friggin day!
later..
Uncle Ashtray ♥
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:32pm.
I REMEMBER your avie!
I mean.......I have read your posts here, but I don't think we've ever "chatted" before.
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We're glad that you can chat with all of us during the day. And, sorry that you can do so because of your injuries.
Take care of yourself and don't over do so that you can spend time with us.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:41pm.
I am a nice person...But annoying to the people that don't "know" me. If I wasn't me... I think I'd get annoyed with myself
I know... That sounds like something Love Angelina would say But it's true
P.S you should sigh up for a twitter. It's fun and we could use some more peen around twitter
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:41pm.
Dallas
you have a twitter? I hope you don't follow Perez
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I was so out of it.........I had no idea what Twitter was?? Or a Snuggie??? Or Facebook?? Or who the hell Sarah Palin was either????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:29pm.
ua
I'm glad you're okay now :)
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Thank you!
I never knew that DListed is so much fun during the day!
You all have been great! Thanks! I really needed it today!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Dallas
you have a twitter? I hope you don't follow Perez
clarisse
i.O.U
I'll take you to Denny and I won't skip out on you when the bill gets there :p
Speaking of Twitter Clarisse..........that fat fuck Perez is still going on about Miss California! STFU!!!
@Clarisse
Thank you!
I really like that one too!
Your NEW pen pal,
Uncle Ashtray
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Damn, I turned into a thread hog, but...
Stephen Fry just twittered "Tish and bibble to you all."
That makes me giggle!!!
Dallas,
Tanks! I suck at math, but you can't beat me off the poets!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:31pm.
UA
Don't feel bad... She hasn't done me either
pfffft!~
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Ack! I was hiding from you!
Surssly, you gwan LOVE it! I started something but then I restarted the whole thing when I found the best shit EVAH!...But my work keeps getting in the way! It's coming, it's coming!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:32pm.
I REMEMBER your avie!
I mean.......I have read your posts here, but I don't think we've ever "chatted" before.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Ahhh, Clarisse...........that was beautiful!
now that she's cleaned up and her eyebrows have been tamed, the inevitable backlash will begin.
...
but, then again, what do i know?
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:23pm.
For the first three months of this year my avie was my 27-pound catzilla, Mozart, lying on a couch next to a normal-sized kitteh.
When I reinstalled my usual avie -- the screaming meerkat -- several folks did not recognize me as the same person.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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xxyxz,
I did you and you didn't even make me breakfast.
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Oh...and don't you ebil beeches make fun of me for knowing Shakeesperz!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
UA
Don't feel bad... She hasn't done me either
pfffft!~
Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:28pm.
Damn.........you are bringing the tenderest, sweetest....creepiest.....tears to your old Uncle's eyes.
HUGS back at "you's"!!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Blessings to you Uncle A!
This is just for you!! (via Willie)
When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featur'd like him, like him with friends possess'd,
Desiring this man's art and that man's scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth, sings hymns at heaven's gate;
For thy sweet love remember'd such wealth brings
That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
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ua
I'm glad you're okay now :)
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:24pm.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww..........
But if you really, really like me......then "cholla-ize" me!
I'm your MS friend and I LOVE your page!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Yes, me too! I want to be chollized!
Everyone should be chollized by Angel_i
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Uncle Ashtray ~ Bless your heart (as we say in Texas)!! So sorry that happened to you but, I am glad you survived. The idiot that hit you has a very special place in hell reserved for him! Be careful with the pain meds.........don't take to many at one time. If your body builds up a resistance to them, have youe dr. change to something different. The fentanyl patch (sic) works wonders!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:24pm.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww..........
But if you really, really like me......then "cholla-ize" me!
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Chu got it, UA! *smooch* So sweet you are:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
I wish you well Uncle Ashtray (((hugs)))
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:24pm.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww..........
But if you really, really like me......then "cholla-ize" me!
I'm your MS friend and I LOVE your page!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Holy Mac, Uncle Ashtray!
I had no idea! WOW. I think just getting through every day, no matter how you do it is pretty amazing! And yes - even if it seems like it might be next year, aim for it! You made it this far!
((((HUGS))))(but very gently, k?:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:18pm.
Nah.....I don't really abuse them. I'd never give them to anyone nor sell them. Just take 'em as I need 'em.
Like right now.
:-)
I've seen you around, Momus, but I don't recall ever posting with you. You're a good one!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:45pm.
Hello UA!
How are you? In fine fettle I presume!
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I don't know what "fettle" means??? But if it means "all pilled up on painkillers".......then Shit! I'm doing fucking GREAT!!!!!
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Glad to hear it!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 4:55pm.
It does. But, why the painkillers? If it's none of my business, I'm OK with that.
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I was hit by a drunk driver last March. Awoke from the coma on June 17th. Spent 8 months in the hospital. Another 3 months in a physical rehab facility learning to eat with my own hands again, learning to walk again, wipe my own ass again....I'm home as of early February. Yeah, I got a "lifetime prescription" for painkillers now. Abuse them? Whatever. I don't leave my home much now.
Maybe next year?????
TMI????????????????????????????????????
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No. Not TMI. Jeez, you lucky (?) to be alive. Abusing painkillers means not taking enough or giving/selling to someone else. Otherwise, take them as often as you need them.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Ew! I just heard a teacher put a bag of shit in a kindergarteners book bag to teach him a lesson.
wtf!
If some bitch did that to my kid they would be eating it.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:05pm.
He had no insurance. "Undocumented illegal alien". I tried to sue. He had 5 prior DUI's.....was convicted to prison for 7 years for my accident, eligble for release after 6 years.
Me?
Now "I, I, I...........I'm Stayin' Alive!!!"
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
MJT
it always seems like the drunk drivers that hit people NEVER have insurance :(