Wednesday, April 22nd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Susan Boyle's New Eyebrows
Susan Boyle, the most famous person in the universe, got her shrub brows pruned. Susan let a bitch take a machete to those things. Actually, it probably took a couple of machets, a pack of wild goats and a gallon of tar to get that much hair off her eyebrows. I mean, they are a direct descendants of Robin Williams' nipple bushes.
You know, I kind of miss Susan's old eyebrows. Whenever she sang, the wind from her mouth glided up to her eyebrows causing the follicles to dance in the light. Now they look like every other hos' brows.
She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m______ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
She looks like Helena Bonham Carter!
Im bored, awake and a little drunk...anyone out there?
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:38pm.
*evil eye at sheeps and momus*
Oh yeah, wellll, it's 43 and raining here! Jealous?!?!??!
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Jellus about the rain? Hell, yes.
Yesterday it was 81 and today it was 55! Nearly a 30-degree drop. I dressed for another 80-degree day.
Since it rarely gets that warm in San Francisco, no air conditioning in my office building or my apartment!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Angel_i,
Yup! Fucking cold for Spring is it!!
Haaaaaaaaaa...baff iz waitin..ttfn!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:38pm.
*evil eye at sheeps and momus*
Oh yeah, wellll, it's 43 and raining here! Jealous?!?!??!
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Well, I don't know what "43" means but if it means "fucking cold for spring" it's like that here too! Poo!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Boomsy!
Thank jebus that he had a kid!! He said that since he had his daughter that he would never do that sort of "change" for a role again!!
The scary part is looking at pics from "The Machinist" and a few months later "The Dark Knight". Un-friggin-good!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Sheeps,
You know when I whine about winter, things like foxtail and quakes remind me why I keep my happy ass here! Good luck with those crazy weeds!!
Momus,
Oh! Shucks! No, I just have very purty subjects!
I'm torn on the book you found!!! I may have to "buyer" that deal!!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
@Clarrise: This is totally off topic, but I just finished watching 'The Machinist'; your man look awful in that movie...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
stay strong susan...don't let them change you...
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you see me, bitch....
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:59pm.
(((MOMUS))) SmOOches!
James Haven has missed so many of his friends here at dlisted! Good to see you!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:56pm.
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHES!
Long time, no hear from!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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James Haven was quite shocked when he heard the pipes on this sassy lass!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:36pm.
Foxtail are almost eradicated, but it only takes one barb for a trip to the vet. I hand-picked maybe 10 strands this morning. Puppy's paws are getting constant inspections.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:36pm.
Oh, well. I tried. Good luck on your search.
Pix arrived. Wow. You're quite a photographer!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:33pm.
Spring what?? I worked out back all weekend: damn hot.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
*evil eye at sheeps and momus*
Oh yeah, wellll, it's 43 and raining here! Jealous?!?!??!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Momus,
Phew! I thought I was slippin!! Not an original. I can't help it...i'm a dork.
Dorkie dork dork.
Did you get my Moose pix?
Sheeps!
How are the foxtail???
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:29pm.
Hi there! It cooled off up there, huh? Same here: like June Gloom now.
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Yeah, finally cooled off. Now, I have no excuses for not doing any Spring Cleaning.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Susan reminds me of the rare dewy beauties (here in the Hinterland) who sing like larkspurs on the eve of an icy cold winter morning. She is what we call " a looker" in these parts. She even seems to have most of her teeth...and that she is untouched....makes her even the more sweet...although if I, Rumplestiltskin took her as my bride, I would, er, keep her in that untouched state..But I would make her sing for her cold carrion supper that I bring home every night.
I think Susan Boyle may be the one to make Rumpie jump over the elderberry broom.
(wiping a faux tear)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:29pm.
Hi there! It cooled off up there, huh? Same here: like June Gloom now.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 7:27pm.
Susan needs a little Botox, maybe a neck lift, a new rack.... Mere ability alone will never do.
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Hi, Sheeps!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Susan needs a little Botox, maybe a neck lift, a new rack.... Mere ability alone will never do.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
@Clarisse
http://www.alibris.com/booksearch.detail?invid=9778962592&wquery=%22a+se...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus!
Yes please! I can has!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:57pm.
MOMUS!
NO! AN original!?!?!?!?!
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Might be. Not sure. Want the link?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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MOMUS!
NO! AN original!?!?!?!?!
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
I had forgotten what they looked like; man that waxing must've hurt...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
OH NO they didn't! Put your eyebrows back on Susan! and they DID color her hair and teased it; it's the begining of the end. :(
Sunrise, Sunset...(in my head all day!!)
APRIL 22, EARF DAY today. heart you EARTH!
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"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."-
Marilyn Monroe
@M.E.
Today is a gorgeously sunny albeit 55-degree day in S.F.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:31pm.
My rare good deed for the day can be yours for the asking. I found it. But, sometimes the search is as much fun as the finding.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus - yep! I can smell the sea!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:28pm.
So, you, me, Uncle Ashtray, and xxyxz are all coasties.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Nite Uncle A!!!
Momus!
HAA!! Today, my mission became finding an orig. copy of Laurence Sterne's "A Sentimental Journey"!!
That shouldn't cost anything...right....right...
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams...
Momus - Santa Cruz County.
Goodnight and farewell to all who are leaving us for the day/night.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:14pm.
Salinas Valley?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Ha! I should be going too :( Have a good night Hookers
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:12pm.
Good Night Uncle Ashtray! See you tomorrow! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
xxyxz - August is a good time of year, weather is nice. Fog is pretty much burned off! Plus if you come in late August all the shit heads are in school!
Night Uncle, Dallas! See you horz tomorrow!
Bye Dallas
M.E.
Santa Barbara... I'm right in the middle of you and UA. I've always wanted to go to the bay area for the week-end. I'm waiting till August
xxyxz - I forgot you are a CA girl too. Your SoCal right?
Have a good evening everyone! Time to shut this comapny down. ;)
It was a good day.
Later, Uncle!
xxyxz - BCAW is in meth town...Bakersfield I think?!?
BCAW lives somewhere by us too. I haven't seen her in FOREVER
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 5:59pm.
I'm in San Diego, CA.
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I'm in San Francisco, CA. Between us, we have the West Coast covered.
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Don't forget ME! Plopped just An hour or so south west of Momus!
Bye Uncle A