Wednesday, April 22nd 2009
Do You Hate Your Ears?
If you have a reason to hate your ears this morning, then punish him by listening to this terrorist act on your eardrums. If you've got any hair in your ears you want to get rid of, you can listen to this mess too and that shit will burn off in a quick second. Cancel that laser hair removal appointment!
TMZ posted a clip Howard Stern played yesterday which is supposedly the unedited board feed from Beyonce's performance on Today back in November. A wildebeest getting DPed with two hot curling irons probably sounds more pleasant than this.
This has just become my new ringtone. I can't wait to see bitches run for cover when my phone rings.
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This is obviously fake!
This is such a fake
She is such a cuttie.I saw her photos at billlionaire personals site________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m______ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
if you listen to the echo coming from her voice(not the back up recording) is in a different pitch than the cat screech.I dunno sound like someone had fun with pro tools..This is nothing but a sound check though and I've heard worse...
I don't know about that "fake" crap because it sounds like her. I don't trust pop singers anyway, just a bunch pretty faces who can't sing a note.
I watched the Susan Boyle vid once but I listened to this like 5 x's already. The coyote howl in the background has me in stitches!
That sounds like when white chicks like Joss Stone try to sing like an old black blues singer...or rilly bad karaoke.
howard still has a show?
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:54am.
...that's exactly what i would have expected from a sound check. the only person who gives 100% at a sound check is prince, and he's crazy.
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But the kind of crazy I like!
Forget dogs singing Christmas songs. They need to start covering Beyonce tracks. That dog/coyote was hitting those notes.
THIS CUNT SUCKS!!!!!
Fake or not, that is some funny shit!!! LMFAO
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I'm a gay man, trapped in a woman's body.
Pokes out my earses!
After playing this clip, a "for sale" sign appeared on our neighbor's lawn.
Thank you Howard Stern and Beyonce!
This is fuking halarious
Wtf
Even I can tell it's fake
There's tons of ways to skew the pitch with the computer, c'mon people Howard Stern isn't above that
Even though I don't like her, Beyonce can sing better than that
When I started playing this, my cat fled the room. Now she's back, giving me the "fuck you!" face...The beginning of the clip (when she's flat)made me think it was legit but after watching most of it, I'm not so sure. Tend to agree with those who think it was an underpaid sound guy fucking with the tuning.
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If I replace my car horn with this, I can get people to run for cover & move out of my way in rush hour traffic.
You weren't kidding when you said that was a terrorist attack on the ears!
Submitted by letthead on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 2:31pm.
It breaks my heart to hear that people actually think this is real! It's clear that someone's played with the pitch on this. I used to do this for fun with a TC Helicon voice prism unit. It has a 'random pitch' feature that sounds EXACTLY like this.
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Yeah. I think it's fake too. Ultra high notes like the ones that were randomly popping up in that tape take a lot of energy to produce when singing. I couldn't imagine someone just jumping up into those pitches in that wtf kind of way.
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It breaks my heart to hear that people actually think this is real! It's clear that someone's played with the pitch on this. I used to do this for fun with a TC Helicon voice prism unit. It has a 'random pitch' feature that sounds EXACTLY like this.
The Britney board feed was different in that it was her, out of breath, coming in and out... that was believable, if not real.
If I was performing knowing that a pre-recorded version would be played for the audience I would sing only to make the lip movements look right. I certainly wouldn't strain my voice to produce a epic performance.
Yeah, it was a funny bit, but I think it's unfair to judge these recordings as anything other than half hearted attempts - which is all they should be.
Linda McCartney on the other hand! Wow that was something!! A engineer took the sound from her microphone in a live performance and put that out. She was shit. The other singers/instruments drowned her out, thank dog!
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she's a worthless piece of shit, isn't she?
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:36pm.
dude, the only way this is true is if beyonce is secretly R2D2
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the nickel dropped when i was on my way beyond the rubicon... what could i do?
Submitted by Jaye_Tyler on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:23pm.
i totally agree with you. this is definitely not auto tune.
some dildo sitting in his bedroom working the eff outta pitch shift. you can tell by the way the high notes sort of chime. i think thats the right word.
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the nickel dropped when i was on my way beyond the rubicon... what could i do?
This is 100% true. I saw the show and she did sound dreadful. The person that keeps saying it's fake. Stop with the nonsense already, and give it rest. You werent there and you didn't watch the show to see and hear how really dreadful she was singing that song.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:25pm.
thank you for sharing your knowledge!
can I still hate beyonce though?
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YES please. I despise her myself lol. Just calling shenanigans when I see em.
Submitted by Jaye_Tyler on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 1:23pm.
thank you for sharing your knowledge!
can I still hate beyonce though?
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Ok, so I am a sound engineer, and this is totally fake (I am like 99.9% sure one this). You can REALLY tell when she hits those notes that are higher than they are supposed to be in the song and when she does the "diva run" (like at the very end). It is completely obvious because of the way the notes oddly "snap" and it sounds weird. I have experience with auto-tune, and can tell you that this has been altered. Also, when a singer is going to hit extremely high notes like those, they tend to be FLAT not REALLY REALLY Sharp. This is just the way the vocal chords work.
Also, some very very poorly informed person tried to explain how auto-tune works. Auto-tune can only do so much. Basically, you tell it the key you are in and it detects your pitch and shifts it either up or down TO THE NEXT PITCH IN EITHER DIRECTION. So, if Beyonce was singing this crap, and they simply auto tuned it and put reverb on it like you think, it would still sound really off and strange because the auto-tune would be going to (still) the wrong notes.
However, yes, the microphone would still be on even if they were not using this track for those of you who are curious.
This shit isn't fake. Remember the tracks taken from Britney singing live? We know how bad those were and no one called that shit fake. Beyonce REALLY isn't a great singer. She is just fiercely ambitious and has a decent amount of talent for singing in the studio. Also a rich daddy as a manager that is more fame hungry and obsessed than Papa Joe. It's definitely not unbelievable that this is really her, she knows she's lip synching, and she's just trying to keep her miming in synch with the song.
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Funny - but SO fake.
that was pretty funny but completely fake. i would bet money on that being an acapella version of the actual vocal from 'if i were a boy' that someone has spent a few hours in protools with pitch shifting and toning. just lay that over an instrumental of the song turned down low and with a splash of reverb to make it sound like it's in the background and presto! one funny yet fake board feed.
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the nickel dropped when i was on my way beyond the rubicon... what could i do?
Holy fucking shit.
What the hell am I listening to?
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Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
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Erm...
This track is hilarious, but unfortunately, it's a case of Auto Tune stupidity, and not so much Beyonce.
At a live performance, the sound manager will do two things: he will output a previously recorded track which is what the audience hears, usually throughout the performance, and at the same time, he will monitor the input of what the singer's actually doing live, and seeing if it can be tweaked and sent to output during certain parts of the performance (sometimes the singer starts out live, and then switches to the previously recorded track because they're moving around and don't want to worry about an out of tune performance).
What you're listening to is what Beyonce sang live, AFTER AutoTune was being applied to it. Because her voice flails a lot, Auto Tune would pick up something that it thought was out-of-tune and "fix" it.
Even though this isn't what she actually sang, it proves that what the audience heard WAS previously recorded, and that the sound producer doesn't know what the hell he's doing. And that Beyonce doesn't always sing live.
Such is the reality of a pop star nowadays.
My cats went to the window to see if the horny stray cat was back. I'm betting on Solange as leaking this piece of ear assault. God, I think my fillings hurt ....
Yes, Beyonce is completely overrated, but she cant possibly be this horrendous.
Rhoda on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 12:04pm
I love your avie!
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Submitted by One-trick Pony: "God, I love Howard. That is the hardest I've laughed in a long, long time. Whenever he cracks up, I can't help but follow suit."
Me too. I just wish he wasn't so obsessed with strippers and porn stars.
I'll give Bouncy the benefit of the doubt since so many professionals here have been saying it's fake.
But damn, that gave me a good hard laugh.
Thanks MK! My eardrums just slapped the shit out of me and slammed the door on their way out.
FUCK! i wanna be rich for singing like i do in the shower. bitch ain't got no talent.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:45am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:30am.
If you can't sing LIVE, you're not a singer. Period.
Best example of live singing is Joni Mitchell from "Pink Floyd: Live in Berlin".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npxQUftj48E
Or Ms. Annie Lennox.
Or kd lang.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
Somewhere, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams are laughing.
Oh, and Solange too!
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Damn that was just awful.
I've really got nothin'
Shit was just awful.
Screeeeeeech!!!
That was fucking hysterical! I'll never be able to look at this chick without laughing my ass off now. Damn, that was some good shit! They should leak the soundboards of every one of these so-called singers out there.
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hahahhaha, at first my speakers wouldn't play it...and when they finally did, I wish they hadn't!! OMG...wtf was that?! I sound better than that when I sing in the shower in the morning and I can't carry a tune to save my life..apparently neither can Beyonce. Daddy Knowles is breathing fire right now over this leaked atrociousness.
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That sounds tampered-with to me... or maybe the quality of the sound file is terrible. I don't know. It looks like it has been slowed down or something. Anyway, it sounds horrible.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
ugh, this fucking heifer is so damn full of herself..i'm glad this shit got leaked.
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BITCH, HOLD MY PONYTAIL....
I always thought she was one of the mildly talented of todays singers even though she is without a doubt one of the most annoying..
That is until my ear drums exploded and my deaf dog ran outside...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Holy shit! That was fucking hysterical! My dog was sleeping on the couch and when she started "singing" the high notes he shot right up and stared at the computer... hahahahaha!!!