Pop That Ass!
Yesterday in Hollywood, Hugh Jackmeoff got on all fours for a quick minute and afterwards his precious paws were covered in a warm, sticky substance. Usually, Hugh just licks a little off and then jazz dances away into the night. But this time he was getting some kind of plaque he can hang in his walk-in panty closet, so he stuck around. Hugh popped his ass out during the handprint and footprint ceremony at Grauman's Chinese Theater.
You know, this handprint and footprint shit is so damn old-fashioned. Who really cares what these celebwhores' hands are like. The last time I was there, I walked around thinking only one thing, "I wonder how big their penises are?" For real. So they need to stop with this handprint shit and start giving us peenprints! That's what we're all thinking when we're standing over Richard Widmark's footprints. How big is yo dick?
All they had to do was pop in an old Beta video of Liza Minnelli doing jazz hands on Broadway back in the day, so Hugh Jackman could get hard. After that, plop his dick into the cement and let it rest for a bit. Yes, his dick would end up looking like a melted down Twix, but I'm sure he's used to that.
Eff handprints. Viva peenprints!
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Why does everyone assume that because Hugh Jackman is a song-and-dance man he's gay? He's got a wife and a kid, he says he's not gay, why can't that be the end of it? Gender and sexuality are so constructed anyway. The only reason people think he's gay is because he's done a lot of musical theater (which "real men" don't do, according to society). But the weird thing is he's also an action star, which is traditionally a role reserved for only the manliest of manly men. So kudos to Hugh Jackman for not feeling constrained by society's definition of masculinity, which is easier said than done. I mean, can you imagine Vin Diesel in an off-Broadway production of "The Music Man"?
man arm veins. wow. i must be part vampire because that is my biggest weakness.
i've never dug on the jack-man, but i might have to move him up on my list because of this picture. meow!
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site _______A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . C O M_______ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
okay it is hours past my bedtime and i was just reading some crap somewhere else which prompted me to ask this question...
is it true that our beloved gheys have a big fantasy about straight men? that there are straignt men in gay porn?
i just read somebody's comment.... a gay dude who said that he has a hard on for straight guys.
what is this about?
oh, the peener? that i know...lol
but what is it about the straight guy fetish?
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:09pm.
He's not GAY...so much as his Peter is shy and likes to hide in the magical BUNSsies-like "make believe land" known as MANASS Island! That doesn't make HIM gay...
Oh, you feline cynic.... My Aussie female friends assure me he just can't be gay. There's no way, they say. Why? Because.... it doesn't fit with their image of him, and them, and wrong-side bizness. You can't argue with that.
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No, No I can't argue with that...I mean, I really DON'T think he's gay...I think his pee-pee is...And even his pee-pee is not REALLY gay...it just needs a manhole every now and again (mostly again...and now), but that doesn't make him gay...Absolutely not....
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:09pm.
He's not GAY...so much as his Peter is shy and likes to hide in the magical BUNSsies-like "make believe land" known as MANASS Island! That doesn't make HIM gay...
Oh, you feline cynic.... My Aussie female friends assure me he just can't be gay. There's no way, they say. Why? Because.... it doesn't fit with their image of him, and them, and wrong-side bizness. You can't argue with that.
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Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:02pm.
Why do all you gays want every hot guy to be on your team? He played Peter Allen on Broadway, Peter Allen was gay, that does not make Hugh gay!!! He is an actor!
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He's not GAY...so much as his Peter is shy and likes to hide in the magical BUNSsies-like "make believe land" known as MANASS Island! That doesn't make HIM gay....Pssshhht...Noooooo....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why do all you gays want every hot guy to be on your team? He played Peter Allen on Broadway, Peter Allen was gay, that does not make Hugh gay!!! He is an actor!
mmmmmm.... Just the site of him all on all 4s makes me moist.
WTF!?!?!?! You mean NONE of those papz got a single shot of him on all fours FROM THE SIDE?
This is some BULLSHIT!
Though an extremely hot 40-something now, she is a 100% fairy and in 10 years her beauty will be all gone and nobody will have any more interest in her tired saggy grandcanyon.
Who cares if he is gay or straight? This guy is hot!!!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Evidence! i need evidence that shows anything gay-like this guy has done. i just can't believe or just refuse to believe it.would his heterosexuality be more believable if he had a young hot skank?
I like to believe that he's a bottom, but he screams top. I might consider flipping this once but if he wants to hit it again I might flat-out go power bottom. He needs some hardcore cock scenes!
I never really thought about his gayness until I saw that signature.
GURRRRRRRLLLLLL, good thing there is no "i" in his name cause it would have a HUGE heart over it.
He's so fuckin' hot!
Oy. Jackman is fabulous and gorgeous and I adore him, but - bitch, please. He should have just gone jazz dancing into the night.
Cute kids, though.
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 12:27pm.
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*jaw hitting desk*
@Sheeps: what's Aussie for 'beard'?
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Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 12:27pm.
That won't stop them, i was hooking up with this guy and he told me that i reminded him of his son.
I asked him to leave.
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Sorry, RV! That is some straight up highlarity there. Glad you ousted the creepy dude!
Sheeps, Shhh..Jelly ;p
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 12:23pm.
I must apologize to my Aussie friends for leaping to the conclusion, on flimsy evidence, that Huge is gay. He can't be gay: you can see his wife and kids right there.
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That won't stop them, i was hooking up with this guy and he told me that i reminded him of his son.
I asked him to leave.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
I must apologize to my Aussie friends for leaping to the conclusion, on flimsy evidence, that Huge is gay. He can't be gay: you can see his wife and kids right there.
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The would-be daggerer says he will only dagger with permission in future.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:54am.
He does nothing for me either. I can't get past all the veins, especially the one in his forehead.
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Ahh, more for me. I've had many a delicious day dream of running my tongue up the vein that runs from his lower 'extremeties' to just to the right of his navel. *wipes drool from chin*
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God hes soooooooo hot!!!
and he doesntseem like a normal moronic Hollywood actor...
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YES, Please! PLEASE!
YES!
*faints*
Hotness pure Hotness!
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Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:34am.
woo woo. i believe Graumans is a MOVIE theatre. his imdb credits read more like a catalog of cartoon characters
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0413168/
this is a case of premature adulation
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he's got a nice ass, nice, full hair and he seems to be nice. he looks good but i just won't fall for him. whats wrong with me? D:
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 11:08am.
Hysteria, you do know Mr. Jackman also won a Tony Award, so he is an accomplished actor and performer.
How he hasn't had his hand in the cement until now is a travesty.
Hugh is yummy and one of the very few really talented actors out there these days.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
wtf?! is having a hot body the single requirement for handprints at Graumans these days??
the only real award this dingle berry won was an emmy for an AWARDS SHOW performance. how many people did he have to ball and or pay off to get this?
man, that's some weak shit
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HAWT!
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
He. Is. A. God. ~sigh~
I can't keep staring or I'll start crying. To look upon the face of a god is too much for us mortals.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Fine as hell ... the end.
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Fix what's dicked-up, and the problem goes away.
Hugh, love ya dude but you need to lay off the Botox! You're looking more pretty boy than rugged Aussie lately. Don't fuck it up!
Lol, uh....muscular guys usually DO have veins in their arms. It is by no means a tell-tale sign of steroids or HGH, unless you are like, an 80-year-old woman or something. Hugh - not so much. He's looked like this for years now, and is certainly not too old to build this muscle himself.
seriously dude stop taking growth hormone, you're looking very vadgealicious with those veiny biceps
KD on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:39am.
you have the hottest icon ive seen in a long time
but i get the nastiest thoughts whenever i see him, he shouldn't be allowed to wear shirts or pants ever, he's not meant for clothing
hes so hot. hes aging so well.
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ha ha Haters, she needs to move that hand, she's reaching for it!!!!
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He does nothing for me either. I can't get past all the veins, especially the one in his forehead.
He's starting to remind me of Gene Kelly.
He's no Clive Owen but I wouldn't kick him out of bed unless he did it better on the floor.
I dont care if he is gay I will turn him straigh for an hour
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:40am.
The C Word!
I snuck under the podium when Leno was done!!!
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Hahahahahaha...no wonder Jay doesn't look happy. ;)
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:28am.
Oh God, he is the hottest man alive! I could bury my face in that ass for days. Sigh, so handsome and charming and pleasantly nice to boot. Marry me Hugh, PLEASE!!! I will worship you until the end of days. LOVE him!!!!!! I can't even express how I feel in words.
Get in line.
Hugh reminds me of Rock Hudson.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 9:33am
I was thinking the same thing; his siggy looks like a 12 year old girl's...
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Why must he always wear those clingy shirts?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
cute kids, I think his wife is trying to glam it up, she must be sick of all the WTF? comments
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
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HA! His son looks fucking bored to death!
*swoons*