Kelly Bensimon's Titties Are Trying To Quit Her
These pictures of Kelly Bensimon's seizure victim tittays are from September '08, but when I saw them on Best Week Ever and B-Side Blog, I had to share them with you. I know that after you listen to Kelly's sandpaper-on-a-chalkboard voice scream "highly inappropriate" a million times on The Real Housewives of New York, you take an old gym bag into the corner and quietly kick at it while pretending it's Kelly's face. You're not alone in that feeling, because her chichis feel the same. Look at them. They obviously put in a request for a transfer and bitches aren't doing shit until it comes through! They just can't work together. The left one hates the right one and they both hate Kelly's rotten apricot face.
It probably takes 2 body builders and a crane to put a bra on that chest. When they finally get a bra on her, it only holds for a quick minute before it snaps off and goes flying through the room. Those boobies do not want to be contained. They want off that bitch! Move this island!
Here's more of Kelly's rogue breasts with Laird Hamilton, Gabrielle Reece and their kid at an event in NYC last year.
Wireimage, Getty
This bitch reminds me of the sister on US of Tara! I almost spit out my Beefeater and club on that one...Almost.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 3:57pm.
Her tittays are farther apart than a seven-ten split
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I don't know who this girl is, but she has a very cute face. It doesn't bother me that her boobs may be messed up but I would need to see her topless before I make a final judgment on them.
Gabriele Reece looks scary. Like a giant amazon woman.
I don't know who this broad is, but jeez that's a terrible mess. Why hasn't she gotten that fixed? Why would she go out in a low cut dress when they look that way? Enquiring minds want to know.
Yuck. I got one word for this trick- GROSS. Okay, that was two.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
I wouldn't go out in public like that. She needs a repair job badly.
After watching the HWNY last night, I am convinced now, that Kelly is truly a bitch. Who the hell throws a party and doesn't show up until the very end? After watching her photo shoot, I can honestly say, she has a horrific body! Those fake silicone (they have to be silicone to look like that) boobs need to be yanked out and redone STAT!!!!!
This post is hysterical and these comments are some of the funniest I have ever seen on here. Homegirl looks like she got her boob job done at a farmers market with some rotting grapegruits. The mess in the middle looks like a overripe avocado that someone ran over with a shoppping cart. What a delusional bitch.
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I watched this last night and now I'm drawing a blank on what even happened? Skinny girl cocktails? A lot of Jill Zarin? I like the Discuntess's daughter?
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WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
....you know it's a shitty tit job when you can SEE the tupperware outline....and on closer inspection see "Made in China" with a #7 recycling plastic symbol
...thank gawd for the edit button...too much tequila....urp
If she'd eat a fuckin' crack maybe they would look a little less like she's smuggling eggs pods from the movie alien.
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does she know her one daughter is fat?
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The war isn't working.
hot slut photo of the year MK..you outdid yourself with this research... thank you
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The war isn't working.
Somebody get the first aid tape, STAT!
Seriously, who did that? I'm sure plastic surgery interns could do a better job.
Who did her boob job? A blind Corky Thatcher?
Whoever said it was right- Gilles Bensimon was married to Elle Macpherson-how could he go from 'The Body' to this one???
Mind you-he looks like a ugly old goat...
Look at Lairds face-he's thinking 'get me back to the beach' and Gabrielles thinking'those things remind me of a couple of volley balls'.....
Kid is cute though if she were mine I wouldnt want her standing so close to all those chemicals...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
What gets me is that she arches her back so far to show them off. Reminds me of my Grandma forcing everyone to look at her moles and asking "Does this look right to you?". If she gets her back bent any further she is going to be smelling her own ass.
I keep coming back to this. She should be EMBARRASSED...not FLAUNTING her Frankenboobies. Stupid bitch.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 04/22/2009 - 12:32am.
She didn't look anything like that when she was young. Her outside has morphed to match her soul.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Hoe delusional do you have to be to be flaunting a bad boob job? She should be wearing a turtle neck and suing her surgeon.
Those implants are a lawsuit!
She belongs on awfulplasticsurgery.com
*shiver*
When you have a room for a super highway to be constructed between your stupid, ugly fake boobs...you need to look a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Hey MK--
I think Kelly's titties belong to the same union as the titties Katie Holmes rented for the SAG awards. In both cases, it looks like one of both Kelly's and Katie's titties was underpaid and walked off the job!
Laird Hamilton's hair is completely ridiculous.
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yikes.
even her legs are ugly.
I once THOUGHT this woman was attractive.
The one makes me nervous
The Housewives shows are pathetic and the new one that's about to start with head mafiosa wife in chare has jumped the shark. All these housewives are ugly and have ugly personalitis. I'm about to start watching Southern Belles: Louisville in a few weeks. I need something completely different.. Kelly Bensimon is white trash and that anemic looking chick should be thrown off the show cuz she's not a housewife. Her eyesockets drag the whole show down.
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That was so uncomfortable just looking at the photos. I can't even imagine meeting this ho for real. I'd have to say something or simply throw a damn jacket on her.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:25pm.
I think it's fucking funny how her ex is so critical of women on America's Next Top Model...now that I know Gilles Bensimon married that thing, he has pretty much zero credibility when it comes to knowing what class and beauty are. Seriously, he's always commenting on women's faces and bodies yet he felt it acceptable to marry some bitch that resembles a tanning-addicted, 55-year old Parker Posey with one of the worst boob jobs I've ever seen on pulic display. There are nicer sets on trannies on who shoot their own titties up with random house cleaning products and dirty syringes.
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Not saying this wife was a wise choice, or a beautiful one (IMO she's just awful looking), but he was also married to Elle McPherson, wasn't he? Now she was beautiful. Maybe Kelly looked different when she was younger? I can't find any old pics, maybe someone else can... All the same, there's something about the two women that you can say... oh, that's his type. I guess it's the barely made up, sun-worshiper/amazon thing they both have going on. Personally, I don't trust Gilles Bensimon bc obviously, he doesn't care how annoying a woman is as long as she fits his physical type. Men like that are just fools and GB is too old to be so foolish. I'm guessing the bad boob job came after they split.
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 5:25pm.
Yo bitches!
This overbaked cunt has a website. There's a link to her email address on there so I emailed her and she responded that I was rude. LOL
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You didn't! LOL.
how could she look in a mirror and think that's a good look?
the tits are in her pits.
nut case
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Her and Tori Spelling have the worst boob jobs.
Call the produce manager, there's something wrong with these melons.
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Cosmetic surgeons have lazy eyes, too. Alignment is in the eyes of Dr. Beholder.
Please leave Kelly A-LOOOOOOOOOON-E!!! Even so, I could smell her coke breath seeping through my Magnavox on this last episode.
Horsey is as horsey does.
Kelly Bensimon? Gabrielle Reece? Yeah........I'd finger them
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Submitted by roxie on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 10:48pm.
She was a model, it would have been funny if she was a bikini or lingerie model.
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I think she was the "before" picture.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She was a model, it would have been funny if she was a bikini or lingerie model.
Ewwwww. This is funny that these wonky boob pictures are posted tonight, because I just noticed for the first time while watching "RH" how weird Kelly's boobs look... I haven't noticed in previous episodes, but tonight she was in a bathing suit & her boobs were WHACKED.
Either way, them's some dyslexic titties up there.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
+Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 9:21pm.
Who was her plastic surgeon, Dr. Kevorkian?
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She was in a back alley getting her chest ripped open and having those saline fun-bags stuffed into her chest. Not under the muscle, mind you. The cheapest, scariest way. Stuff 'em in like a Thanksgiving Day turkey right into the first layer of tissue. So everybody can see how cheap, fake and hilarious your tits are!
But then again, I love horror movies.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 9:21pm.
Who was her plastic surgeon, Dr. Kevorkian?
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Nah, Dr. K is the "angel of Mercy"....That type of butchery could only come from the hands of oh, "Dr. Jekyll", Dr. Jeffrey MacDonald, "Dr. Hannibal Lecter" and the like....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Shit! They should have inserted a magnet in one chesticle and piece of metal in the other just so they could find each other.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Watch RIDING GIANTS - documentary about big wave surfing and featuring Laird Hamilton. Great flick!
He and Gabby Reese are the ultimate cool celebrity family and their daughter is adorable.
Love them!
And I thought Posh had it bad in the way of migrating implants...
i really cannot stand kelly, so it really amuses me that her fucked up tits are as fug as her acid burned face...
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lmao...love the header.
Gabriella (lovely name)had an amazing athelete body when she was playing volleyball
and people pay for those! MUAHAHAHAH!
OMG, those are freakish boob implants. What's even scarier is this bitch is proud of them. Wouldn't you think she'd cover those bad boys up and buy a better bra to smash those puppies together?
Who was her plastic surgeon, Dr. Kevorkian?
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