Butchies Gone Wild
Michelle Rodriguez must have not gotten her usual daily dose of twatty milk while at a friend's four-day wedding in the Dominican Republic this weekend, because the dyke went "polar bear stalking" nuts!
Page Six says that at the welcome dinner, the bodybuilder bulldog pushed fully-clothed guests into the pool for jizz and giggles. WELCOME! Here's a mouth full of chlorine. Yay! At the bachelorette party the next night, MRod got her peen lips in a twist over the stripper. She reportedly screamed that the wang dancer was "fat and had a small dick." Before she stomped off to find a cunt to bump, she yelled, "This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me."
MRod doesn't like her dicks in size tiny. She likes her dicks turned inside out and pushed into the crotch with a fat clit attached.
MRod needs a career change! She needs to go from angry lezzie in movies to angry lezzie at weddings! Most of the weddings I have been to would've been so much better with a mouthy dyke going on about small dicks! MRod will work for Jack and snatch.
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I don't know why we can't simply leave Michelle alone. If she likes to bump pussy - more power to her! If she likes her dick big - hell don't we all - even more power to her!
Lets give the girl a break... She can work a pair of stilettos! Ain't that something?
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I would have given ANY amount of $$$ to have a drunk MRod at all the shitty fucking weddings I've had to endure. L-O-V-E H-E-R!!!!!
M Rod's done a very rare thing: become so fucking loud and obnoxious that I now find her endearing instead of repulsive, boggling to me.
MRod basically outed herself on Howard Stern's show almost a decade ago when she was on promoting "Girlfight". She was a belligerent, argumentative bitch to the callers and picked fights with anyone who questioned her. But she waxed poetically about living and working in Berlin and how people could be "free to be what they are there".
By the way both Howard and Robin wondered on a later show why she was so angry when she was just(at that time thought to be) becoming a star.
boo. I'd still invite her to my special day.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 12:17pm.
I did see Alien Vs Predator (I always root for Predator, coolest critters ever!), she was in that?
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I'm pretty sure i own that dvd and uh...no. she wasnt.
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I dont think, I drink.
She was fired from LOST, right? Has she ever done anything else? Why do we care about her?
This post was hilarious, I was choking reading it laughing so hard.
MRod, seems unecessarily harsh to call out a bitch for his l'il smokey. Dang.
DG, ITA re: perez.
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This fucking lesbian cunt is vastly overrated. Jeanette Goldstein, aka "Vasquez," can kick her ass seven days a week.
MRod is doomed to die from an overdose. If it wasn't for a few movies, she'd be a mule, toting heroin or cocaine up her cunt and ass. With luck a package would rupture, and the impolite cunt would die a horrific death. Ooh-rah!
go chelley go chelley go...girl's say girl's say
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This stupid dumpster ho is currently on the cover of my roommates Latina magazine. The cover story is soooooo lame, and all about how Michelle feels "Hollywood doesn't understand her," she "does her own thing," how she's such a rebel, bad-ass, blah blah blah. Totally full of herself, as if anybody cared. We don't Michelle, trust. Please go die on Lost again, and never come back. Thank you.
Here's the bigger question - Why does she still get movie roles?
M-Ro needs to sit her lesbionic ass down, because I am not buying her tough girl act anymore. They always seem to coincide with her latest movie role.
Someone muff, er, snuff her out!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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oh come on. you just KNOW this woman would be a blast at any party! (until she reaches the angry drunk stage)
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
I can help being allured toward MRod, she makes the best DVD commentaries and seems like the kind of friend you can have a drink (or twenty) with and enjoy talking about random shit and gossip...
Then again, she also seems like a small-dose friend type, that is, that after two hours together or in a group, she won't think twice of making an ass of both herself and her companions.
She's so angry. Yeah, it's kinda hot, but what kinda asshole pushes people into the pool at a wedding? Really? So trashy...
She's not bad-looking--just a stark-raving lunatic! Po' thang...
Resident Evil, that's the movie!
BWAHAHAHAAA!! This is going to be my new tagline: This is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I only know her from Lost and I liked her on that.
Some drunk asshole threw me in a pool with my clothes on and I was PISSED!
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MiRod and LiLo: The Next Lezzie Hook-Up.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 12:38pm.
El B.,
Come come, Mr. Impudence! I know you and your wicked ways!
You just think Ms. Rodriguez makes a mean quackamolee!!
I love that word Quackamolee !!! :)
and what has she done for me lately?
That kind of behavior is totally unacceptable. If I had a friend act like that at my wedding I would have thrown her ass out.
Is she known for being a raging bitch all the time?
I used to like her too.
in some pics she looks really pretty and hott, and in other she looks like an angery bull-dyke. i like ppl that have two sides, it's like two ppl in one!
What other movie was she in - a SciFi movie? The woman from Dazed and Confused stars in it and there's been 3, I think?
My memory is fading quick. Scary!
Smashley094'
I totally hear you. I'm tired of seeing Perez harp on how he outed this girl for being a homophobe. Frankly, I don't think it was a good question for a beauty pageant. Everyone knows no one is paying attention as they are busy watching her boobs.
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El B.,
Come come, Mr. Impudence! I know you and your wicked ways!
You just think Ms. Rodriguez makes a mean quackamolee!!
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who is she again?
*who acts like this at a wedding at ANY age?
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This place has got everything.
She's a raging bitch but I would love to have angry, furniture-busting sex with her.
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Submitted by Smashley094 on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 12:29pm.
Let's face it, most Miss USA, Teen USA contestants are complete morons, and anything they say has to be ignored because they are so brain dead from the bleach and tanning beds, but I agree, Perez Hilton is an ass about the whole thing and he should talk- He is gay, yet go to his web site and all he does is draw stupid shit on other men, outing people who aren't even gay and he makes anti-gay remarks all the time.
Miss Ca, is a big, dumb, dufus, but Perez is even worse for going on and on about it. Doing shit like that doesn't make intolerant people change their minds, it only reinforces their narrow minded beliefs.
He needs to STFU! He acts like he is some sort of Crusader for gay rights, if anything, he sets the movement back and is not an example of anyone, gay or straight, who is a decent human being.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Ugh this chick is such a fyckung hoodrat and shes got the face of a bull which is fitting i suppose.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
oh btw I forgot to mention how I look just like her!
*nudge nudge ElB* LOL
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 12:27pm.
El B.,
Holy Moly! I don't remember her as being anything but a bitchy bull, but damn, she use to be hot.
She still is hot.....i think, well, you know me, i'm weird! :o)
Submitted by suze on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 12:27pm.
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Edit: nevermind. :)
What is MRod - 35? Who acts like this at a wedding at that age?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 12:30pm.
Sorry - I was. Meant just Predator, I was also thinking of Aliens and Predator - two separate films hence the second post)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 12:15pm.
I guess I am totally uncool here, but who the f is Michelle Rodriguez?
She was also in the Fast and the Furious. She was Vin Diesel's bitch!
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...and Jenette Goldstein played Vasquez (Goldstein playing Vasquez, really?) in Aliens.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by suze on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 12:27pm.
Elpidia Carrillo was in Aliens v Predaator (1987) a bit before MRod's time.
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Actually, Alien vs Predator was from 2004, and it was Sanaa Lanthan.
You must be thinking of another movie.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
since there is no open post yet, I have to post this here...
but is anyone else BEYOND annoyed by perez hilton and his OBSESSION with the whole Miss California shit?
obviously the girls a moron but perez's self-indulgence makes his website almost unbearable
sorry just had to vent =P
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She kinda resembles a busted up Winnie Cooper in this pic.
MRod doesn't like her dicks in size tiny. She likes her dicks turned inside out and pushed into the crotch with a fat clit attached.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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"I'm in the Dark here!!!"
Elpidia Carrillo was in Aliens v Predaator (1987) a bit before MRod's time.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
El B.,
Holy Moly! I don't remember her as being anything but a bitchy bull, but damn, she use to be hot.
http://www.ellf.ru/media/2006/03/hq/2006-03-31-Michelle.Rodriguez.by.Cra...
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 12:23pm.
Haha!
I just looked her up, there are some really pretty photos of her and then there are some that UGH! HIDEOUS!
I did see where she was the one in that Girlfight movie. I didn't see it, but now I know who she is.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Ugh...I dont like her face... something about it rubs me the wrong way.
Hekki watch out! she'll throw you down and eat your cooter! LOLOLOLOL
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