Tuesday, April 21st 2009

Say Something Nice

Really? What is this? Why did this happen? Who put this here? What asshole does this?! Why?! Why hasn't someone sprayed this tranny cockroach with RAID yet? I don't understand. I know my simple mind just can't comprehend this level of artistic genius, but who actually likes this? Raise your hand....and then immediately put it in your garbage disposal and turn it on. But seriously, this bitch really does make me appreciate Vadge. That's kind of ironic since I'm 100% sure Lady CaCa is a mutation of one of Vadge's roidy crotch warts.

Oh, shit. This is a "Say Something Nice" and I already failed. Okay, let me try this again. Well, um...errr...the umbrella is nice.

Here's Lady CaCa after stealing Bette Midler's lips in Hocus Pocus in London last night with Mika.

Posted by: Michael K


Her lips look like a dog's dirty little butthole.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

KD's picture

I like the umbrella! Though I'm not sure why they carry a spare.

parissucksliterally's picture

I seriously want to Roundhouse Kick this stupid bitch. Nice lips honey.

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snowpiece's picture

louise: LMAO @ "old timey"
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boomsy's picture

Um, at least we know she waxes her crotch? Other than that, I've got nothing.

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DivasGone's picture

She matches.

That is all.

KD's picture

Does she dress like that to stay in the "news"? I don't get it.

Her lips kinda remind me of the robot, Rosie, from the Jetsons. I'll have to appologize to Rosie for that one because I like her, but not "Lady" Gaga.

louise_brooks's picture

I can't say anything nice.

It looks like she's wearing old timey prosthetic legs.

snowpiece's picture

LMAO @ Clarry!
tru dat, where's the teacup? and is she effing Mika? Or is he ghey?
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M.E.'s picture

Can this whore's 15 minutes be up already?

Clarisse's picture

'ang on a bit! Where's that bloody teacup, right? Chip'Chip'.

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TITS's picture

Say something nice?

That bow tie is classy and makes a bold fashion statement. That man is a real trend setter.

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shut the smurf up's picture

Something nice.... something nice....
The Bodyguard retarded picture is hilarious.
other than that I like Mika's scarf

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Green Is Good's picture

This may sound prudish, but:

Lady Caca, put some PANTS ON.

A real Lady keeps her ass covered.

Clarisse's picture

MK,
Sometimes I wonder why I enjoy this site so much, then you pull a Winni Sanders reference!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuPJGPCD7x4&feature=related

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kanderso's picture

Usually can't stand Lady Gag Me or her never-ending pants-off party, but this...I almost like it. I can't help it! It's so crazy that it kind of makes me a little happy!

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Anonymous101's picture

Um, I might hit it with her bodyguard if I were really, really desperate?? Does that count as nice??

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I like her cropped jacket...that's really the only positive thing I can say.
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EYEROLLZ !!!! GO AWAY CACA !!!

chicagokristi's picture

Here's something nice- at least those ridiculous geisha lips are drawing attention away from the rest of her busted-ass face. Is she doing that to try and make her nose look smaller? Between that and those ginormous glasses, she couldn't be any more obvious about trying to hide her ugly mug.

Not-hot tranny mess.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Say something nice... I'm glad that the people who make compression stockings for the elderly have stepped up their game and joined the fashion world.

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mimi's picture

i cant
i just hate her so soooooo much but sooo much. plese dont put in the morning pictures of lady caca..im really sick right now.

sonne's picture

I'm too distracted by the bad lace-up job to say something nice. Her lipstick is fun?

mutlee's picture

(to the tune of Inspector Gadget) Go GaGa Go!
not everyone has to like her but she does try to be unique.

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christine the hoff's picture

Boy George did it better.

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KaosAndMe's picture

..tick
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Your 15 minutes of fame is up.

spraynard-kruger's picture

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 10:18am.

Something nice....the bricks are a lovely shade of Brick.
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hahahahaha yes!

Rishkin's picture

I cant say anything nice she looks ridiculous...
who made those boots? Buffalo Bill..

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

The guy behind her in the main picture is wearing cool shoes.

Jesus, that gave me a headache.

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DeeDee's picture

Say something nice.....at least I'm not the unfortunate fella who as to lace up her boots. Can you imagine being that close to her chocha?

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FilthyBitch's picture

Are those orthopedic boots? They have industrial tread on the bottom and they have straps hanging out? Also, I hear she has been borrowing Madonna's British accent lately.

Please. Make. It. Stop.
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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Something nice....the bricks are a lovely shade of Brick.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Submitted by spraynard-kruger on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 10:16am.

HAHAHAHAH! NICE :)

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Something nice: she's in the UK, not the US.

Rebitcha's picture

Come on.....PLEASE!

Nanners's picture

Something Nice: Someone did an excellent job of sweeping those stairs. Well done!

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spraynard-kruger's picture

Something nice....something nice. You look like Snoopy, and it makes me smile.

Deb's picture

Finally, someone who makes Britney Spears seem tasteful and understated in comparison.

God, I just want to slap the shit out of this poseuse!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

redpoint_blackdot's picture

Something nice?

Urrrrrr......

Good job with the laces, i'm sure it took at least half an hour..

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin

FilthyBitch's picture

Something nice? Um... I'm drawing a blank. Sorry. Let me borrow from another commenter here...
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson
"It's nice to see that she doesn't rely on gimmicks. It's all about her craft."

There! See, it even has the word "nice" right there in the sentence! Perfect comment.
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HereForTheRide's picture

This was a nice comment:

"Why hasn't someone sprayed this tranny cockroach with RAID yet? I don't understand."

Otherwise, I can't come up another nice thing.

Silvara0428's picture

She is thin.

That is absolutely it.

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MissJaneTexas's picture

Something nice...I like the belt.

But seriously MK, no more Lady Gaga...please. Can we have a break? Say a year? Please...I'll do anything...

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Matador's picture

It's nice of her to stay out of my country. Do never ever bring your talentless skanky ass to España!

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gia's picture

Chop off her head, get rid of the asinine boots & only show her from the front, so we cant see her low, dumpy looking ass & she looks decent. Her waist looks neat & tiny.

Dallas's picture

She and Perez are nothing but attention whores!

That is as nice as I can possibly be.

ricki lake's picture

She is so gorgeous and classy. I just love her unique talents! I wish we had more people like Lady GaGa in the entertainment industry. She truly has an artist's soul, and her soothing melodies are so tranquil and calming to me. She is the new Entertainer of the Millenium.

(Yes, I'm being sarcastic!!!)

I reserve my "say something nice" for people who are actually clueless & trying. This calculating bitch knows exactly what she's doing. This is strictly for attention. No way she thought it looked good!
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Stan Hooper's picture

Hmmm..something nice.

I see Hohan's new girl friend!! Lady Gaga is a robotic lesbionic. Hohan would be so happy. She can get poker faced all night with her big nose.
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