You Liiiiiiieeee!
After Vadge got dropped on her roidy ass (which probably killed a whole colony of ants living down below) by a really hot horse, she blamed the whole thing on a paparazzo. Vadge's spokeswhore said that a pap jumped out of the bushes, freaking the horse out and causing Baby Jesus' pimp to hit the ground. The pap said Vadge and her slaves were telling major major lies. According to his ass, he was only around before and after the fall, but not during. He said that if he was around, he would've gotten pictures of her flying off her high horse. And those pictures would've immediately been hung over my bed, so that I could go to bed and wake up with a smile on my mug.
The cops who took Vadge's statement are apparently sliding up to the pap's side. Sgt. Herbert Johnson of the Southampton Police Department told TMZ, "There is no mention of photographers. It's a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written 'paparazzi' in the form -- if they felt there was a problem."
Why does Vadge gotta lie like that? She has no reason to be embarrassed. Everyone already knows that most living things don't want her riding their backs. I mean, her tarantula crotch can pinch through the toughest saddle, so that horse looked up to the sky, said a prayer and tossed the cuntrag. It tried to make it work.
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I hope that horse lit a giant fart right in her ugly face.
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Horse Ass looks good on her.
pap or no pap, anything that knocks vadge off her high horse is alright by me.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Doesn't she know it's dangerous to stand behind a horse! No wait keep standing there!
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Submitted by starsign on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 6:17pm.
You can tell in that pic that she wants to wear that horses tail. She probably demanded it to be chopped off after the fashion shoot. I remember when she wore foxes tails as a fashion accessory. Evil fucking bitch. And the time Stella McCartney said that Madge was wearing a coat made out of baby lambs skin or something. And when she said she had blood lust for shooting pheasants when she first got her english estate. I mean FUCK! Why do people like this evil, evil, evil bitch! I just don't understand why so many people kiss her ass and put up with her evilness.
I just hate her with a passion.
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I`m sure Cuntonna fucking Ciccone has signed the mystery contact with the Satan, she is here to do devil`s duties. fuck you, fuck you, fuck you stupid gap teeth bitch, i hope some food will stuck in your fuckin` gap and you`ll choke with your own SHIT
Fuck off ShitDonna u fucking lying bitch
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:05pm.
Grapedrink, where u been? I ain't seen u around here in forever! Seems like, anyway ...
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Working these days! I've been on twitter a good bit becuz I'm traveling and I can check it from my personal BB. Plus, I'm so dang tired when I get home, I fall asleep wherever I land. Don't get me wrong, I love my job, but it's a 2 and a half hour commute every day (not even exagerating)! I'm getting used to it after a month. However, my car is a trash can on wheels, my house looks like a crack house, and I barely have clean drawers to put on in the morning!
whatyagonnado,
The horse kicked the slag off because he was tired of her "mounting" him!!
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Nobody likes her!! HA HA (In Nelson Voice) ::Points and laughs::
That's what you get for trying to ride Sarah Jessica Parker.
I wish she'd go back into porn.
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Submitted by whatyagonnado on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:53am.
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You're in the wrong place, surely?
Great insight into a superfan though, oy.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Animal avatar here. On topic: I hope that horse takes a dump on Madonna!
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
whatyagonnado, that is funny that you mention lunacy in your post...
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i must say... remove that picture at once! i find it highly o-ffensive! WAKE UP, MK, WAKE UUUPPP!!!!
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That Oseary guy will say anything to get himself in print!
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Submitted by mutlee on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 5:27am.
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face like a horses arse
This pic should have been a caption contest pic.....Madonna playing with her hairy ass
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Michael K, stop lying!
The pap said that he was NOT there beforehand, and that no one else was either. He was outed as a liar, as he had pictures of her riding before she fell.
I see that you didn't link to the statement given by the pap. Isn't that convenient.
I don't know what the reason for her fall was, but those paps WERE ON PRIVATE PROPERTY!
Stop with the frightening lunacy you have with hating Madonna!
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 4:01am.
I officially can NOT STAND THIS BITCH! WOMAN GET OFF YOUR DAMN HIGHHORSE FUKIN ASSHOLE!
Wanna have fun with hot girls and rich guys!
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I officially can NOT STAND THIS BITCH! WOMAN GET OFF YOUR DAMN HIGHHORSE FUKIN ASSHOLE! Who the fuk still listens to ANY of her music. Take more pictures of your nasty pussy and maybe i will look. but, I hate this lady she is so fukin gross! PUKE,CACA,UGH!
......celebrities are vile!
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MK you are hilarious...in a vicious sorta way...LOL...Remember "Mystery Science Theater"? They should redo it with all the gay celeb bloggers...hosted by MK hehe...sitting in theater watching and "reviewing" the latest paparazzi clips of the famous...I can only imagine...priceless...
naturally. control queen would never lose control of the horse. blame the paps
pride goeth before the fall
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:23pm.
"mmmmm MMMMMMM, hot steaming schadenfreude goes GREAT with my Cali chardonnay ;)"
I love me some schadenfreude, especially when it involves this roid-filled skank.
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i'm outta here. nite everyone...animals too.lol
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:15pm.
You would think that her excess body hair would act as velcro, keeping her firmly stuck to the horse.
That only works if she's riding on top of the horse.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
Surprise, surprise...and a big, fat heart L-O-L at the Vadgaloons that bought her sob story yesterday.
mmmmm MMMMMMM, hot steaming schadenfreude goes GREAT with my Cali chardonnay ;)
you'd think she'd stop riding horses...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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You would think that her excess body hair would act as velcro, keeping her firmly stuck to the horse.
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 10:11pm.
how many talking(via typing) animals do we have here? tiger,dog,horse,chicken?!!
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Isn't it time Vadge shaved that gray armpit hair?
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
grapedrink,
Step slowly away from the iced tea, you've been working too hard.
Hallucinations due to extreme photoshop.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 10:11pm.
how many talking(via typing) animals do we have here? tiger,dog,horse,chicken?!!
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bwahahahha!
start counting in animal avatars too! you'll go mad! mad I tell you, MAD!
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Grapedrink, where u been? I ain't seen u around here in forever! Seems like, anyway ...
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 10:39pm.
I wish they got a shot of Vadge in mid-flight.
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I'm holding out for shots of her getting trampled by horses.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
And I was actually feeling sorry for her. BITCH!
This is really strange but i almost find her alluring in this picture...Oh hell, it's been a long day, I could be hallucinating
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although the safety word for tomorrow is:
cuntrag
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i think she's telling the truth. she got tossed off a horse before and injured, and it'll happen again. no big deal. paps deleted pics so their heads didn't hang on her mantle.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 10:39pm.
she's so tiny! how tall is she?
Horse for hot slut.brunettes don't like fake blonds, probably why it tossed her.
Pink Is The New Blog has two photos of Vadge, one before and one after getting her ass tossed off the horse:
http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/04/madonna-gets-court-date-for-her-...
I wish they got a shot of Vadge in mid-flight.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 10:15pm.
Sad that you get no respect from the rest of the crew.
If anyone can straighten them out, it's Tigerlilly.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:55pm.
I'm no lap dog!!!
Heck, I'm not even allowed inside and have to watch tv through the window!!
I'm a proud working dog who sleeps in a old water tank.
Would you like me to herd some loverly kiwi sheep your way in exchange for... oh I dunno *glances skyward, shuffles hind paw* protection? We could do with a few less.
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*getting case of mint jelly out of storage..." Hmmmm...*scratching tiger chin...*...Spill it, lil' doggie...Whatchu talkin' 'bout?
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welllllll, the other farm animals don't pay me no respect!
(sad face)
even the barn cat nips at me.
how many lambs for a good wake up/feck off roar at the cat, goose, rooster and pig dog?
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Gu'day!
Animals? Erm... *disconnects cam*
i believe her story. why would she call the police after she fell off the horse if there had been no pap? the pap probably deleted the pics to save his own ass.