Monday, April 20th 2009
What In Monday-To-Friday Helsinki Is This?!
You know how on basic TV and cable, they have to re-edit or re-dub poetic words like "cunt, fuck, shit" in movies? Well, this past weekend FX played Snakes on a Plane and had to find a way to turn Samuel Jackson's line, "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" into something a little more prude-friendly. Watch the clip above to see what phrases they invented. The genius responsible for this mess was really smoking the good shiitake and loving their monkey fightin' job!
They should do this to all movies!
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Oh man, TV edits are the best. Really makes you wonder why they go to all that trouble to come up with things like "monkey-fightin'" instead of just cutting to silence when the swears come on.
HA HA that was funny. They should have included "mother flubber" that would have worked, too.
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Well, it's a Mondaytofriday flight. They're going to Planet of the Apes. Hence, the monkeyfightin'.
Don't have movies with swears on stations that can't handle movies with swears! Show Spaghetti Cat while Susan Boyle warbles in the background!
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What I don't get is, once they'd already started the "monkey fightin" precedent, why mix metaphors? Why not follow through to "monkey fightin' plane"?
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MONKEYFIGHTIN!!!
Omg too funny. One of my favorite TV edits is in Half Baked when they changed Bob Saget's "Have you ever sucked dick for coke?" to "Have you ever sucked feet for coke?" lol
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I'm totally getting my MondaytoFriday trip on this monkeyfighting Friday and you bet your monkeyfighting axe I'm going to bust this out on the MondaytoFriday airplane ride!
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HA! That's my new catchphrase, Monkeyfightin' this and Monkeyfightin' that!
A great sequel to Snakes on a Plane would be Monkeyfighters on a Plane.
LOL! Monkeyfighters! They ruined the whole MondaytoFriday line!
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This is some monday to friday funny stuff right here. I think every time Paula Abdul, Wonky Mc Valtrex, or Fishsticks opens their mouths they should change it to "monkey fried", "monkey fighting", "monday to friday" or "stranger in the alps". I would find that much less offensive.
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup.
That was hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHA That's munkeh fightnn GENIUS!
i dint listen, but any kind of monkey-fighting talk would crack me up. not a believable curse
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"Shut up you monkey-fighting son of friday-flying flip switch."
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LOL that was really well done! They even got his voice right!
Surprised they left 'cock pit' in.
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They wouldn't have to edit if it were shown on Canadian TV..we don't give a shit if you say fuck.
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:40pm.
Thank God, NO.
we're discussing how they can't say fuck on cable so the infamous scene with Jame gumb saying would you fuck me, became would you have me on the edit.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Speaking of SHitters and that IF U Seek Amy" fucking song, I saw the video yesterday. What the fuckity fuck is that? I'm pretty sure the wig she's wearing at the end is that Carol Channing shit she wore when she shaved her head.
Ba ha ha ha!!!
I once heard 'son of a bitch' changed to 'mud in the ditch.' ?!
Whoa whoa whoa I didn't read all the comments so hate to sound like a tard, but is someone talking about re-doing Silence of the Lambs?
Submitted by sunryse on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:09pm.
I don't know man, I think I just got some good ways to say motherfucking at work.
What is up with this monkeyfighting quarterly report and the mondaytofriday stock sheets??????
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HA HA HA HA!!! What's with this monkeyfighting weather and where the mondaytofriday are my galoshes?!
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true that. I don't know how they get away with fucking with a classic like silence. let it go.
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LOL! I don't know why they put movies like this on stations that can't have swears. Open the freaken windows! What the heck is up with Monday to Friday?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:30pm.
the best for me is Jame Gumb in Silence of the lambs were, the edited version is
"Would you have me? I'd have me. I'd have me so hard."
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My God that sucked! Some movies should just NOT be shown on regular TV. They get butchard!
What a Monday-Friday bunch of human waste that is!
"Everybody was Monkey fighting, those simians were fasst as lightening, in fact they were a little bit frightening..."
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
What the hell is a Monday to Friday plane????? They should have just bleeped it and let it go at that.
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i don't even know what the fupe that means!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Monkeys fight snakes? Who knew?
I caught about five minutes of this last night and couldn't believe it. What's the point of even trying to broadcast this movie on tv? You had to cut out all the good parts!
Although, does he say 'monkey fried snakes'? Because that might make this worthwhile. Maybe.
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the best for me is Jame Gumb in Silence of the lambs were, the edited version is
"Would you have me? I'd have me. I'd have me so hard."
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
hahahhaahah that's so wonderfully horrible.
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LMAO, that was bad, Ive caught quite a few bad ones during movies that dont belong on TV stations period, but this one is high up there.
why even bother?
That's Monday-to-Friday excellent ;)
And now my message to Susan Boyle haters: Why don't you Friday off, you monkey-fighters!!!!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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This reminds me of the time I watch The Big Lebowski on Comedy Central. You know the scene where John Goodman is smashing the car, yelling, "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!"? Well, they dubbed over to say "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps, Larry!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My sides!!!!!!!!!!
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Finally, I can stop saying Mother Fucker!
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I have had it with these Monkey Fighting Snakes on this Monday to Friday Plane! -Samuel Jackson FX-ified
I can't watch the clip ho's! What does he say?
I've never seen this retarded ass movie but I love the fat guys face when Sam says enough is enough.
that was pretty awful.R-rated films should never be on basic cable.
AHahhahahaha, I almost watched it last night, too while I was folding monkey wiping frigidy frack 4 loads of laundry. But I hate snakes so I opted against it.
Hahahhahah that was highlarious!
I spit on my computer screen for that one lol.
I'm gonna be using monkeyfying to no end!!!
I don't know man, I think I just got some good ways to say motherfucking at work.
What is up with this monkeyfighting quarterly report and the mondaytofriday stock sheets??????
LOVE IT!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I hate movies on regular TV, but that gave me a laugh.
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Ha ha ha!!!
Why didn't they just *Bleep* out the offending words?
ahahahhahahahahahah
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