Monday, April 20th 2009
What In Monday-To-Friday Helsinki Is This?!
You know how on basic TV and cable, they have to re-edit or re-dub poetic words like "cunt, fuck, shit" in movies? Well, this past weekend FX played Snakes on a Plane and had to find a way to turn Samuel Jackson's line, "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" into something a little more prude-friendly. Watch the clip above to see what phrases they invented. The genius responsible for this mess was really smoking the good shiitake and loving their monkey fightin' job!
They should do this to all movies!
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Hilarious and Jackson is still cool saying it!
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Frocking great to see ya! Apples and oranges. I do believe it's hypocrital of the CENSORS to bleep out some bad words, but to allow graphic violence. That's the censors, not the entire flocking U S of A. But you knew that! ;-)
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 9:33am.
Watch your mouth! Dirk is trying to rhetorically link two unrelated issues.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 04/21/2009 - 9:27am.
Hey Dirk, frock you. Where the frog do you get off, calling Americans frothing hypocrites?
What farting countries did we invade and institute foaming capital punishment?
Cheer up, and stop lumping all fishing Americans into one group. We certainly don't own the faxing copyright on forking hypocrisy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Americans are such hypocrites. They won't allow certain words to hit the airwaves and yet they invade other countries and kill their own citizens by way of capital punishment!
Another thing that bugs me is the way foreigners are dubbed with a *presumed* accent when they give interviews to news networks. It's so phony and racist.
I'm feeling crabby today.
The edited Big Lebowski is hilarious too. Instead of the line 'this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass' gets replaced with 'this is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.' Ha.
I was in the scene with the reen and the fiend, I looked up to the sky..it was candy apple green
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Shit that was funny.
LOL, I hadn't seen this before. Makes me glad I moved to europe all those years ago where they don't cut and paste movies to hell and they leave in the nudity and swear words. I'm surprised no one got offended by monkeyfightin' or is it too early still? :)
Do the actors have to go back into the studio for these lines for the tv movies? Wonder how stupid they feel? ;)
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HAHA I just watched this fuckery this past weekend! I can't believe they fucked up the best line in the best movie ever made!
WTF are they doing, messing with Sammy J's lines? He is my favorite screaming actor, I don't think he ever says his lines as much as he gets in your face and bitch slaps you with them.
Ok, he was kind of quiet in The Red Violin but you know he wanted to scream "hell yeah! I stole that damn violin, baby!" to his wife on the phone at the end of that movie. Maybe that's on the dvd special features as an alternate ending. I better check.
Wow what sort of "Mad Lib" on crack fuckery is that ??!!!
LMFAO!! Utter brilliance. Monkey fighting? Monday to Friday plane? So the plane only flies Monday thru Friday? Why show it on cable at all if you're gonna take out Samuel L. Jackson's epic cussing fits?
I can't stop laughing.
In related news... I've heard that our resident monkey has a base case of worms.
Dipping her darned toe in unsavoury places no doubt.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
WOW! was i surprised...i was thinking the regular suspects, but then came monkey-fightin' and my frown turned upside down
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:48pm.
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OMG that's askeery!
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Don't be to askeeerd...It's from the movie, "Misery"....LURVED IT!
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I know! Me too! But that's what makes it askeery. Truly tho...it's the sound of insanity, right there...
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YOU! YOU DIRTY BIRD, HOW COULD YOU!
... Now that's an oogie mess.
Ok, I'll stop....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:48pm.
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OMG that's askeery!
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Don't be to askeeerd...It's from the movie, "Misery"....LURVED IT!
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I know! Me too! But that's what makes it askeery. Truly tho...it's the sound of insanity, right there...
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can't they make an exception for samuel l jackson whenever he uses the words "motherfucker"...he was born to say that word and all it's variations...
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you see me, bitch....
So you Monkey Fighters KNOW I have to get me a Monday-to-Friday t-shirt that says this made...
I HAVE to...
I still want to hear what a certain Poly/Cotton...er I mean, "cashmere" monkey have to say about this fuckery...er, I mean, fightery....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by MadameU on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:32pm.
I'm surprised they left the word "cockpit" alone...
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Ok, that is IT Miss U! You don't have to talk like that, you don't...In the words of Ms. Annie Wilkes....
At the feedstore do I say, "Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in' pig feed, and a pound of that bitchly cow corn"? At the bank do I say, "Oh, Mrs. Malenger, here is one big bastard of a check, now give me some of your Christ-ing money!" THERE, LOOK THERE, NOW SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
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OMG that's askeery!
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Don't be to askeeerd...It's from the movie, "Misery"....LURVED IT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Awesome.
At least the voice sounds like the actor. It's even funnier when they dub in someone who sounds NOTHING like the actor so it makes the dub even more obvious.
Ugh. I don't want to go to monkey fighting work tomorrow.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by MadameU on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:32pm.
I'm surprised they left the word "cockpit" alone...
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Ok, that is IT Miss U! You don't have to talk like that, you don't...In the words of Ms. Annie Wilkes....
At the feedstore do I say, "Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in' pig feed, and a pound of that bitchly cow corn"? At the bank do I say, "Oh, Mrs. Malenger, here is one big bastard of a check, now give me some of your Christ-ing money!" THERE, LOOK THERE, NOW SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
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OMG that's askeery!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by MadameU on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:32pm.
I'm surprised they left the word "cockpit" alone...
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Ok, that is IT Miss U! You don't have to talk like that, you don't...In the words of Ms. Annie Wilkes....
At the feedstore do I say, "Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in' pig feed, and a pound of that bitchly cow corn"? At the bank do I say, "Oh, Mrs. Malenger, here is one big bastard of a check, now give me some of your Christ-ing money!" THERE, LOOK THERE, NOW SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LOL...FX does the best editing work. I remember watching the 1st (i think) Die Hard with my 7 yr old little sister on FX. And he said "Yippie Ki Yay, Sunflower". She looked at me and said who's a flower? i almost choked.
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I'm surprised they left the word "cockpit" alone...
I'm sure it's been said before, but it needs to be said again, "You all monkey fighters and ain't all that..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why, those fuppin' baxters. I have a pinched nerve in my back as I write this, and I'm in excruciating pain, but this made me laugh until I cried. Monkey fightin' snakes. Beautiful.
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That was pretty good :D
Samuel L. Jackson can make anything sound badass.
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Oh well gosh darnit! Fudge all of you potty mouths for gettin' those cheese and crackers monkeys fightin' in the first place! Oh, don't you scallywags give me a fresh mouth! I've got a bee in my bonnet about this, by Jove! Why, I have a good mind to scrub some dirty tongues out with soap, by golly!...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh my Lord - LMFAO!
And I thought what AMC did to The Usual Suspects was bad (replacing "fucking cocksucker" with "fairy godmother")!
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
you's a damn monkeyfighter.
lol, like motherflippin' would have been too easy. Why you messing with Samuel Jackson?
my fave SJ line is....AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every single motherfucker (my bad, monkeyfighter) in the room; accept no substitute.
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
Who you calling "monkeys", motherfucker!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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That was monkey fighting hilarious; I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
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Lame. Just go silent. Everyone knows the line anyway and can read his lips.
That is fantastic.
LMAO holy FUCK thats hilarious.
Holy crap! They took the greatest movie line ever and made it even BETTER!
my favorite snakes on a plane anything ever,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfO4cvZiuQ
The writers must've had a blast trying to figure what words they could use to sub. LOL
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
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I was watching Scarface with Al Pacino and they screwed up a LOT of lines. "Don't fool with me Tony...Don't ever fool me". LOL
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
man, this has had me chuckling since I saw it earlier. What the Monday to Friday?! I second whoever said they should have stuck with monkey fighting. Thanks, MK. You're like my own personal Joel McHale- watching the shit so I don't have to.