Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Could it be that a certain former heartthrob has left his wife for someone of the same sex? Well, there are so many contenders for this one. In the past couple months, three guys on the down low have announced separations. The one we’re talking about, however, is a case of life imitating art since he’s played gay before - notoriously. Of course, this was before his marriage, before he got famous (well, kinda around the same time)…but after he was pushed back into the closet. What goes in, despite good intentions, must eventually come out. And in and out! (Billy Masters via Blind Gossip)
This one has Big Gay Willie written all over it, but he hasn't announced that he's quitting that lizard man he's married too. I'll still go with him and I'm sooo hoping he's shacking up in Tommy Girl's dungeon.
Here’s some hot gossip from over the weekend in Hollywood! These two exes were spotted smooching at a nightclub in WeHo. We guess the romance is back on? Glad to hear it, we liked these two together! It wasn't LiLo. (BuzzFoto)
WeHo? See above. Or maybe Star Jones and Gay Al finally settled their disagreement over who looks better in a g-string bikini.
Which actor needs to give his nose a break? His coke-heavy ‘model parties’ have already sent him to the hospital once recently, but he can’t stop being host to starlets. (Star Magazine Via Blind Gossip)
Josh "I Drank Third World Water" Hartnett?
Which teen-favorite international actor, who avoids gay rumors but never seems to have a girlfriend, has fallen in love with his own stunt double? It would be the perfect relationship for an actor (falling in love with a version of himself), except the object of his affections is straight. (Ben Widdicombe via CDAN)
I have two guesses: DanRad or RPattz? If it's RPattz and the world finds out, we will soon all be covered in the remnants of a million exploding vaginas.
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Yes it has to be Kevin Kline for #1! His movie 'in and out' is one of the funniest you'll ever see!! Quite a convincing performance if you ask me;)
Mean Girl!
No no no! Daniel has been dating the woman that was an understudy in Equus and before that with a make-up/hairdresser frm the HP series!
Plus his stunt double is paralysed and has been in the hospital since January!!
Whooooooa. Sorry. I much prefer my wizards to my vampires apparently. =)
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I'm going with Dan Rad for #4. Has that boy been romantically linked to ANYONE?! Surely we'd have see him with a chick at some point. Unless we just don't get news about him in the States. He is a bit fem. Nothing like trying to be manly by showing your naughty bits every night on Broadway. LOL
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"We don't hide our crazy people in the South. We put them on display," Julia Sugarbaker
could "in n out" be referring to in n out burger??
any h'wood guys do commercials for them or are known lovers of the joint?
im horrible @ these but, that thought just popped in my mind.
good luck! love reading your guesses :)
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I was also thinking Kevin Kline for #1. I just don't picture Will Smith ever coming out of the closet if he is actually in one.
TEAM EDDIE ♥
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:16pm.
Well, focus your damn energies on Lady Caca. He drives me fucking nuts!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
WeHo is West Hollywood isn't it? Dammit Pauly... where are you??
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:38pm.
#1 is Jake Gyllenhaal you halfwit.
usuck
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:13pm.
I know, i finally found my superpower. i use dlisted blind items as a voodoo doll and put people into hospitals. its no xray vision but itll do.
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Will Smith was made known from his Rap Career. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.
His "Fresh Prince" character is what The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was ployed off of. And his fame grew from there.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:07pm.
No way dude. Just... no way. Tom Selleck as a big hair man lover? I can't.
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Shows you what a good actor TS really is.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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1. Will Smith was famous before movies. The Hoff? Was he gay in Nightrider?
2. Tea Leoni and Muldar
3. Jermey Piven
4. Vin Deisel
http://www.alistz.net
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:11pm.
LMFAO Provolone! I saw that article a few minutes back, and then your post. It was just too fucking perfect. Cracked me up!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:07pm.
No way dude. Just... no way. Tom Selleck as a big hairy man lover? I can't.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
I am a genius. I say #3 is hawking, i go to drudge and see this...stephen hawking hospitalized!!
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97M9TNG0&show_article=1
that slick dick in wheels!
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
I think #2 is Cameron Diaz and JT.
Submitted by suze on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:42pm.
Suze, your guess for #1 is probably the best one I've heard besides Will Smith. I dunno, Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer never really clicked with me... Seemed more of a marriage of convenience than anything. It's definitely possible.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:07pm.
Damn, #1 is killing me! "In and Out" has GOT to be a clue... But the only person I can think of is Kevin Kline... But I don't think it's him. Hmm.
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Think Kline's gay lover: Tom Selleck.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I was totally thinking ricky martin for the last one because I hear he does acting in europe.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
I was totally thinking ricky martin for the last one because I hear he does acting in europe.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Damn, #1 is killing me! "In and Out" has GOT to be a clue... But the only person I can think of is Kevin Kline... But I don't think it's him. Hmm.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Of course it would be Rob...because I think he is hot. Story of my life...
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:01pm.
Hey did you hear? jake gyllenhal isnt married!
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The last one....HARRY POTTER!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I don't get the gay vibe from Will Smith either (Jada, yes), but there have been sooo many weird rumors about his marriage for years for there not to be some truth behind it. But even if it's true, I don't believe he and Jada will be breaking up anytime soon.
"Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:59pm.
Jake isn't married, ding dong."
Ya don't say?
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:38pm
Jake isn't married, ding dong.
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
#1 is barack obama, he played liberace in a play in college.
#2 is susan boyle and sting
#3 stephen hawking
#4 is pope Bendickt II, teens love men of the cloth so i hear
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ummmmm, is this on?
The first item screams of
MATHEW BRODERICK
how is it people get the gay vibe from Will Smith?! my gaydar must be broke.
1. changed to Sean PEEN
3.Sean peen
4. Rpatz
#2 made me think of Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams since it seems like everyone and their mother loved them together, but I think she has another dude now.
1. Tom Selleck
2. Pink & her ex-hub
3. Perv Piven
4. Rupert Grint
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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"His coke-heavy ‘model parties’ "
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This has David Spade all over it.
yeah yeah Stoney....we all have quirky things that bother us....lol
If people want to sound like fucking idiots, I guess that is their prerogative.
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“I don’t look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she’s going to end up looking like me.”
-Whoopi Goldberg
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:47pm.
NO, it is NOT "your bad" it is "your mistake". I hate that fucking saying- my two and a half year old neighbor doesn't even say that shit. Who was the fucking moron who started that anyway?
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It was me. My bad on that too.
Submitted by Regina on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:44pm
lol.. and that ladies and gents is how gossip starts.. I meant Kate Hudson.
My bad!
LOL
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:44pm.
My bad....but I couldn't figure out when Will Smith played gay either....at least NOTORIOUSLY....
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NO, it is NOT "your bad" it is "your mistake". I hate that fucking saying- my two and a half year old neighbor doesn't even say that shit. Who was the fucking moron who started that anyway?
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“I don’t look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she’s going to end up looking like me.”
-Whoopi Goldberg
Big Gay Willie for the block
I think #3 is Piven.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:44pm.
i saw that movie in school!
though i would think that Fresh Prince would've the beginning of anything notorious for him tho.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
The last one, if it's remotely true, isn't Daniel. His stunt double is paralysed and has been in the hospital since January.
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Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:43pm
HA Sorry.. I meant Kate Hudson..
Or Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson for #2
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
the first one is totally ryan philippe
TFBuckFutter, #1 can't be Jake Gyllenhaal, because he has never been married. You half-wit lol
Re:TFBuckFutter
STFU you dumb bitch.
As echoed by the sluts below, Jake Gyllenhaal is not married.
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:38pm.
#1 is Jake Gyllenhaal you halfwit.
Call MK a halfwit again and I will rip your throat out with my teeth and spit it back into your mouth.
MK may be a queefing slut who will push an old lady in front of train to get some dick...but a halfwit he is not.