Hot Slut Of The Week: Susan Boyle
Birthday: 1961
Age: 47ish
Birth Name: Susan Boyle
Original Date of HS of the Day: April 13, 2009
Claim to Fame: Susan Boyle made thousands of black hearts beat for the first in a while when she took her teddy bear ass on Britain's Got Talent last weekend. I swear, mean ass whores who only use the words "cunt and bitch" e-mailed saying how they have fallen for a big lump of sweet honey named Susan. They are hypnotized by her voice and bewitching eyebrows!
Where is she now? Probably being given the key to the world by Jesus himself.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because if I didn't crown her Hot Slut of the Week, some bitch will cast a black spell on me and I'd wake up with overgrown pube bushes over my eyes. The horror! Plus, Susan is really kind of hard to hate on. I've tried! In case you missed it, here's her singing "My Eyebrows Will Go On" on Larry King last week:
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I really hate to sound like a miserable bitch, but her voice gets less & less impressive the more I hear it... I know she has a pretty voice, but all this impromptu singing during interviews is wearing thin....
Plus she totally reminds me of a combo of the orginal actress who played the She-Devil in the BBC "The Life and Loves of a She-Devil" & Roseanne Barr in the American version.
Julianne Moore, Catherine Keener and Patricia Clarkson are older than this woman?
Anyway, I don't think she's that good. Many people can sing like her!
I just can't jump on this love-the-hideous-looking-never-been-kissed lady's love fest. She seems like a nice enough odd bird but truly, why is she getting the exposure? She doesn't wear a bra, she looks like a troll and sings much like a lot of ladies singing in church choirs across the country. I'm still not convinced she isn't taping a willie. Now, that'd be an interesting story.
That's very nice MK..but you should also check out La Tigresa del Oriente...She was also "discover" in her young 50's...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAl8RgSQGaA
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:30pm.
Anyone else hear "All right, check ya later!!!" when they saw this picture???
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I totally got the deformed gun salute vibe from this picture, you know bang bang and then you blow the smoke off the top.
fucking YES. this woman makes me so happy.
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xxyxz thank you birthday girl!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:22pm.
Yeah, and Susan's are natural!
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ITA. And, that's the reason for PP-CC's envy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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The twinkle in her eye in this pic. just gives you the vibe that beneath the alternate layers of raw talent and raw fug...there's this sex kitten/songbird that just never got it's due.Go 'hed girl.
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:09pm.
OT: Is that a 420 birthday cupcake? lol.. Happy B-Day slut.
Anyone else hear "All right, check ya later!!!" when they saw this picture???
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C.H.S. 4/20/99
too cute. can't dislike her
I love Susan. I hope she is enjoying her moments of fame. Too many would love to take it away from her.
I would rather see Susan than most of the so-called celebrities (Britney, Paris, Kim Lardassian, Hohan, Wino...).
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:22pm.
Yeah, and Susan's are natural!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 3:20pm.
I am usually so hateful, but I can't be over her! Hmmm, is the Devil losing her touch?
She needs to do something with that rats nets on her head though. It looks like an egg beater was her grooming toll of choice!
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The Devil is not losing her touch.
Susan hath charms to soothe your savage breast.
BTW: Susan's cheekbones must make Chicken Cutlets swoon with envy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I am usually so hateful, but I can't be over her! Hmmm, is the Devil losing her touch?
She needs to do something with that rats nest on her head though. It looks like an egg beater was her grooming toll of choice!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Paul Potts did it better!
I didn't know someone could have rosacea over all of her face. Pity.
Ricki Lake - Why don't YOU shove an apple up your ass and fucking die?
I just read in the nydaily news that some some porno company wants her to a porno taking away her virginity. I swear, is nothing sacred.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
LOL that picture is hilarious! She's trying to be cool I think...it works.
I think she's cute! She looks like a man but that's her charm. And her voice is super good and I'm so glad she schooled ALL those superficial assholes. Beauty comes from within!!!!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Again, another deserving winner (very slutty eyebrows indeed)!
O Lordy...even though I think she has a good voice and everything, what's with all the motherfucking hype. Shit! She's a nice woman though but please someone make her ass over.
*dies*
Good God, cram an apple in its mouth and shove it in the oven! I am so fucking tired of this suckled pig, her average voice, and her maudlin story. Blah blah blah, the hideous beast can sorta sing! I hope she dies.
Yay! Thank you, Michael K!!
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
Besides. what's lady gaga's deal? A lot think she sucks and a lot think she's ugly, I don't think she's untalented, just her music sucks. It doesn't matter if she has talent or not when her music sucks, why do people like her when her music sucks and people say she's ugly, which I don't consider her ugly but others do.
long lost cousins perhaps ?
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=billy+connolly+pics&btnG=Search&meta...
Yawn! Next!
did she color her hair?, i hope not.
she is HOT and talented and a character and brave!eat it up Susan!!
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Is this Robin Williams in drag again?
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Im over this!
She managed to melt Piers Morgan's cold black heart so I have to give the broad props.
Nice for her.. But there are a lot of talented people everywhere... church choirs,musical plays, etc.. we just get bombarded with the "hot" untalented whores..
Bless her heart. I'll take Susan Boyle any day of the week over Lady GagMe.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 2:52pm.
I'm getting sick of hearing her sing! LMAo I guess that makes me EEEEEVil!
HOW DARE YOU! I'M SO DISSAPOINTED IN YOU
yeah .... RIGHT! that's why we luv u Snow
She resembles more of a Koala bear with that salt and pepper patch she considers head on her head.
Nice lady thou.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Seriously?
I guess we're used to being sold on this notion that you have to be pretty to sing, so Boyle breaks that ideal. but really does it deserve this much attention? I must be cold hearted or something, but I really don't give a rats ass.
I'm getting sick of hearing her sing! LMAo I guess that makes me EEEEEVil!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related