We Know Who The Top Is
Brooke Hogan proved that she's one of the most skilled tuckers in the game while filming her new music video in Miami yesterday afternoon. Brooke let her dick down for a quick minute so that she could poke her new boyfriend, Stack$, in his peen catcher when he visited her on set. Yes, he goes by the name Stack$. That shit is about as hardcore as a fluffy kitten nibbling on a piece of pink cotton candy. Going by your Xbox360 Gamertag in real life is not a good idea.
Brooke and Stack$ (I can't with that name) are seriously the "El Camino on cement blocks" version of Brit Brit and KFed. That says everything. Although, I have to give it to Brooke that she didn't follow in the Hogan family tradition of licking the asshole of someone who looks a blood relative.
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He is about as stacked as that sailor on the Mr. Salty pretzel box!
Brooke should get with Arod. Perfect couple. He likes muscles.
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So, wait...does she actually have bigtime fans? Or is this as sad as it looks?
She is in kickass shape, though (but he'll HAVE to be on top bc she would crush that funny little man). But the posing - especially the Marilyn Monroe-ish shit - that makes me embarassed for her.
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Looks like Lipo indents in the bottom photo.
I would be so scared to have this bigass beastie come up behind me like that. I would just hand her my wallet and pray she didn't hurt me.
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bitchette on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 1:19pm.
NO! fuckyouverymuch! :P
sorry I just had to do it, :P
I dont think it means his taste on you,
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
@LCT: It's even worse becuz, in that pic particularly, the uselessness of her plastic surgery is SO obvious too! UGH!
She has angles tho..sometimes I look at her in a specific light or angle and think: Ah! Purty! Just like a Tranny, you know?
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Why is she being all Phoebe Price posey on the beach?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
So, how many CD's has she actually sold?
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i had to laugh out loud after seeing the 2nd pic on the 2nd row (bottom to top)
what the!?
I agree! she is NOT fat, just big. She is in good shape- I think she looks good in the bikini, i just hate when she tries to act all sexy.....you CANNOT "act" sexy. You either are, or you're not.
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Hey, if Stains the dog ever really wants the bitches and the cupcakes, maybe he should go by Stain$.
Her birth certificate may say she is 20 years old but her face says 45.
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I think she went out and found this scrawny guy to hook up with so she can be large and in charge in the relationship - like father, like daughter.
Run! Brooke might go into Roid Rage any minute!
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 1:19pm.
NO! fuckyouverymuch! :P
ok. tackiest ho in NJ or florida!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
BAD ASS STACKS$$$ HAS THE SKULL OF A MIDGET!!!
Manish yes but fat HELL NO. This chick IS NOT FAT. And I am the first person to call someone fat.
Stack$? Seriously? *rolls eyes*
To be nice - she looks pretty good in the second thumbnail.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 1:15pm.
@LCT:
Hey Ho! I was much better before I took a good look at this:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/31683/images/spl94540_010.jpg
That's fersure!
How's things?
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O FACE! GrOss face! I really can't understand why men find her attractive. She looks like a dude.
'i try to tell him she's a tranny and the tackiest ho you could find anywhere including NJ,'
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There are WAY tackier bitches in Florida. Jersey doesn't have shit on Florida bitches. They are the tackiest and trashiest around, hands down.
'Thug ni**a till the end tell a friend bitch.' Jigga
I didn't think she could afford to do a music video, for the amount of photochop they'll have to do to it.
Stack$. hahahahahhaha
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bitchette on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 1:04pm.
i am so ashamed to admit that my man likes her. i try to tell him she's a tranny and the tackiest ho you could find anywhere including NJ, but he doesn't see it.
that doesn't reflect on his taste in me right?
sorry bitchette
are you a man?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I agree, Brooke was literally made to be in the WWF.
That pic of her (11th thumbnail) is indeed horrendous. Blecch.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 1:11pm.
I cannot look at these photos without hearing Austin Powers say "She's a Man, Baby! Yeah!"
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And I can't look at this she-male without thing of the Aerosmith song "Dude looks like a lady"!
That 11th thumbnail is hilarious... she's all like "MOOOOOOO!" in a deep pained baritone.
That creature was born male. There isn't enough cosmetic surgery on the planet to make it look female.
She looks about 5"10" 240 lbs to me.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
uhm......no.
@LCT:
Hey Ho! I was much better before I took a good look at this:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/31683/images/spl94540_010.jpg
That's fersure!
How's things?
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She looks like Heather from Rock of Love !!!!!!
xept we know Heather's pubes found it's new casa on Bretts head and her penis is still hiding in Mexico...
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When Brooke grabs you like that, you better have something to grab, that's all I'm sayin'.
really? a "music" video?
In the larger pic, I didn't know who she was at first. I'm curious on how tall and how much she weighs. She really looks solid.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
She makes that little peanut-headed guy look downright dainty. Brooke seriously needs to just go into the WWF like her daddy. Or maybe road construction.
angel daaaaaahling! Long time no see! How are ya?
I could never go out with a guy who was that much smaller than me. I'd feel like a cow every time I was around him.
shes sooo hot
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You can tell he's really into her and not just her money and fame. I mean, just look at the way he's feeling around the insides of his pockets for a Gas X while she's lovingly embracing him in her red dress.
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So, what's happening in that 3rd last thumb. Is that her famewhore coach teaching her how to go for those money making crotch shots?
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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I cannot look at these photos without hearing Austin Powers say "She's a Man, Baby! Yeah!"
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Hey, well I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, oh won't you hop inside my car? I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man,I'd like to take you to the nearest star I'm your vehicle
I didn't really watch her show, but one of the few episodes I caught on a boring day...I seem to recall this guy was her ex. Am I wrong?
They're totally going to own a farm.
"...didn't follow in the Hogan family tradition of licking the asshole of someone who looks a blood relative."
MK, you are on a roll today!
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
He is gonna be all three kinds of pissed when he walks in on one of those special father/daughter moments
And from one big girl to another:
FIND A BIG GUY! Damn she's dumb!
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So there you go! You're the speshul offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
Im going to be nice today and give her some credit for her unnecessary and hopeless gumption, and say that her boobs look semi-decent. Clearly, the implants have finally settled. I mean really though, can Hulk even afford to be paying for this video?
And why would she want to date someone who looks like he's wearing his big bro's Air Jordan shorts to the beach and probably weighs as much as her left thigh. Too bad she never got intro wrestling because she could flatten and destroy him in the ring...but i guess that's what the bedroom is for??
I feel for her- I mean, who hasn't tried those same positions and facial contortions while battling a wicked case of trapped gas?
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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 1:02pm.
Cheers to noticing physical abnormalities! *clink*
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Brooke, honey, there's about one million dollars between you and that rayon bikini. Go ahead and work it girl!