Monday, April 20th 2009

We Know Who The Top Is

Brooke Hogan proved that she's one of the most skilled tuckers in the game while filming her new music video in Miami yesterday afternoon. Brooke let her dick down for a quick minute so that she could poke her new boyfriend, Stack$, in his peen catcher when he visited her on set. Yes, he goes by the name Stack$. That shit is about as hardcore as a fluffy kitten nibbling on a piece of pink cotton candy. Going by your Xbox360 Gamertag in real life is not a good idea.

Brooke and Stack$ (I can't with that name) are seriously the "El Camino on cement blocks" version of Brit Brit and KFed. That says everything. Although, I have to give it to Brooke that she didn't follow in the Hogan family tradition of licking the asshole of someone who looks a blood relative.

Posted by: Michael K


Tell me again why anyone gives a shit about these people???
He looks like he might be Cuban in which case hes a hot piece( my husbands Cuban)

Theres something kinda hot about these little dudes though-a friend of mine went out with a guy about his size -he had a huge dick and was swinging around the bedroom like a monkey!!
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where this bitch goes wrong is trying to be something that shes not... she has to give up the dainty blonde princess bs

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Life's picture

I think baby Hulk is a very beautiful girl but that green eye bone head should have had his head reshaped back when it was still soft??? yikes!! Baby Hulk, please dont have children with that Alien!!

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Give me a break. If she wasn't Hulk Hogan's daughter and in the spotlight, no one would have a problem with her looks. Yeah, she's a bigger girl, but she's in great shape and totally works with what she's got.

I condone making fun of her lack of style, her incestuous tendencies, her laughable career..........or any number of the ridiculous things you can say about the poor hillbilly. But anyone who is saying she's fat or hideous is full of shit. She looks just fine.

Frost's picture

Big girl and no doubt solid. Unfortunately, she keeps trying to do the dainty thing that's best suited for someone 6 inches shorter and more slight.

The pictures of her in the white dress contorting her face are the stuff of nightmares.

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Manimal5's picture

I think the Bulk looks good in the first thumb...a little orangey...but proportionally huge.

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letinstar's picture

rupaul needs to hire brooke as a tucked peen expert for next season's "drag race"...
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EatYourVeggies's picture

Really? Isn't this like waving a baseball bat around in a trashcan?

boomsy's picture

On another note, she needs to lay off the tanning like NOW or else she's going to end up that weird reddish brown color like her dad...

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boomsy's picture

Poor girl; she's an amazon built like her dad. Wispy and delicate are 2 words one will never use to describe her.

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z-listed's picture

Ugly little thing, isn't he?

I'm about 90% sure she's tucking a greg bigger than his.

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iHeartHaters's picture

She looks great to me. I have a hard time hating on this bitch looks-wise. Her stupidity, no problem LOL I also like Khloe Kardashian's looks so fuck me running. I'd kill to be that tall!

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anonymouse_9's picture

Good grief! Even with Brooke's boob-job, nose and lip jobs....she's still the chip-off-the-old Hulkamania block!

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Submitted by twiddlebug1 on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 4:52pm.

he's wittle.

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Sadly, he's likely pretty average to, maybe even, tall! She's just GINORMOUS like that.

I dated a little guy once. Prince-size. It was weird. He was hot, tho, so it wasn't terrible...

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ClooneyisMahBoo's picture

*Acting like a sex kitten doesn't work for a tranny who's as solid as a tree trunk. She needs to accept that she looks neither feminine nor dainty.

OMG, Reese, I just choked on my coffee. Holy Lord, he/she is huge. Sister/brother needs to step off the little ones if he/she doesnt want to look like his/her dad's old pal Andre the Giant.

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Green Is Good's picture

That crotch shot is scary beyond all reason, but the tuck and tape job is good.

All the comments above reflecting indignant disgust are noted. Agreed.

But I have to admit, Stack$'s fugly tats, fugly bod, and fugly shiny jordan shorts give me a fugly boner. I'd tap that too.

Um...does Cameron Diaz know she has an older brother?

twiddlebug1's picture

he's wittle.

Acting like a sex kitten doesn't work for a tranny who's as solid as a tree trunk. She needs to accept that she looks neither feminine nor dainty.

madam ex's picture

Hey I had an idea, maybe he just wants to get at some her $?
Yeah, ya think?

Provolone's picture

i thought it was illegal to suck on a cuban?

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The Real Mimi's picture

She definitely has her daddy's legs in the last pic on the second row from the top.

Manimal5's picture

Bulk is one big girl!

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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah

Hekki's picture

His real name is probably Paul or something normal like that. If I knew what it was, I'd just call him by his real name.

Or, I'd do like my mother and Endora and call him "Sticks" or "Stuck" or "Stark" just to piss him off.

Secret Original's picture

There's something seriously fucked with this world that Hulk Hogan's stupid and talentless cunt of an ugly daughter is a "recording artist."

Manimal5's picture

One buffalo gal 'round the outside...'round the outside.

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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah

Eddie's picture

Stack$ scrawny little ass gets any darker, and Madonna might want to adopt him.

Meeshie's picture

For the record: her last CD only sold a total of 126,000 copies to date. Take a hint Brooke.

Deb's picture

Did this she-man get implants recently? They look bigger. She's repulsive.

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Meeshie's picture

New music video????? Do you mean to tell me this vapid cunt is trying again after her uber FAIL the last time?

Whatever's picture

She could beat the crap out of that douche she is dating. She is still trying to have a music career? she is embarrassing herself.

Ms. Caligula's picture

God, she's fucking hideous.

ronnyk's picture

That is one trashy looking whore.

Green Is Good's picture

Why is this she-male an alleged celeb again? Did she do a porno tape like that obnoxious cunt Kim Lardassian?

gia's picture

She is really old & unattractive looking in the face...Her body is fairly decent though for someone on the thicker side...She is by no means "fat" just big looking...She is 5'11" & not built like a model but rather a football player.

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 1:45pm.
Brooke reminds me of this woman that I saw this morning. She was thin, very fit, beautiful face and she seemed sweet. Unfortunately, she was like 6'5, no lie. She towered over everyone! She looked lonely up there. Must be a real hassle for ginormous women to find dates.
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My sister is 6'1. While some guys made cracks about her height, there were always a slew of men (shorter and taller) lined up to date her. She married a guy who is 5'11. Their kids are really tall.

Manbearpig's picture

Shit, this girl is like 19 and already injecting her fucking lips full of bullshit so she can look more like a dicksucker.
LEAVE YOUR DAMN FACES ALONE PEOPLE!

Master Blaster's picture

How the hell did I post 3 times? Sorry people!

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Not for nothing...My son has Spina Bifida with hydrocephalus and Jesus, Mary and Joseph his head is still not as big as that kids head is. Gagging.

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justice's picture

"the "El Camino on cement blocks" version of Brit Brit and KFed"

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH HHAHA HAHA HAH AHAH AHAH HA HAHAH AHAHHAHAHHAHA HAH AHHAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHAHAH

I am going to use that one day because that is just the last thing anyone living or dead wants to be called. 1st class MK old boy, 1st class!

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Now...Hush,Hush Sweet Charlotte and clutch my pearls; it's nice to see one of my dragons isn't just about looks and is able to see past the Elephant Man's (I mean John Merrick's)head and date a "special" person. How touching.

Master Blaster's picture

Brooke reminds me of this woman that I saw this morning. She was thin, very fit, beautiful face and she seemed sweet. Unfortunately, she was like 6'5, no lie. She towered over everyone! She looked lonely up there. Must be a real hassle for ginormous women to find dates.

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Master Blaster's picture

Brooke reminds me of this woman that I saw this morning. She was thin, very fit, beautiful face and she seemed sweet. Unfortunately, she was like 6'5, no lie. She towered over everyone! She looked lonely up there. Must be a real hassle for ginormous women to find dates.

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Master Blaster's picture

Brooke reminds me of this woman that I saw this morning. She was thin, very fit, beautiful face and she seemed sweet. Unfortunately, she was like 6'5, no lie. She towered over everyone! She looked lonely up there. Must be a real hassle for ginormous women to find dates.

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Barb Dwyer's picture

There should be police tape around everyone in that mess of a family. Better yet, tell all of them that they need to be taken to a deserted island for their next reality show. THEN tape off the island.

Oxygen's picture

She has a great body (except for that pancake a$$)...other than she probably has enough air between her ear holes for blow up beds (or dolls) for all of us Dlist-sluts.