Monday, April 20th 2009
How Many Pairs Of Spanx Did This Take?
This is the first picture of Russell Crowe as Robin Hoody Hoo in Ridley Scott's new version which also stars Cate Blanchett as Maid Marian. The costumers deserve a wet nipple pinch for holding Russell's chunk down so he doesn't look like a hongray hog trying to escape out of a wool sack. I never thought I'd every say this again this lifetime, but I'd let Russell shoot an apple of my donut hole with his arrow. Shoot a peen arrow through my no-no hoooole...
It's also nice to see that Supercuts and L.A. Looks gel existed back in the oldey times.
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hasnt robin hood been done to death already
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The only necessary Robin Hood movie was Men in Tights. Mel Brooks said all there needed to be said on the subject.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Fatty-us Maximus probably had to roll himself in shrink wrap to help hold the gut back....great actor though.
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah
He's really just a hillbilly. You know that, right?
Holy shit! He looks Bud White hot.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
I like the Disney version with the foxes. Fox Robin Hood was sex-ay!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
great actor, but never found him to be sexy or good looking.
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“I don’t look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she’s going to end up looking like me.”
-Whoopi Goldberg
I'd still fuck him any day of the week and twice on Sunday's....
"It's also nice to see that Supercuts and L.A. Looks gel existed back in the oldey times."
MUHAHAHAHA!
OH, Dlisted truly makes my day!
My first thought when i saw this was "But they already did a Robin Hood thingie a couple of years ago with Kevin Costner"
And then i realised a couple of years ago was like, 1991...
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 12:27pm.
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I understand what you mean about Sean Penn and his shitty attitude.
But here's the difference-
#1: Sean played Harvey Milk. And gay is the new black so anyone playing gay is going to winning fans and influence people in Hollywood. So he was going to win that Oscar.
#2: Up until the Oscars, Sean was on good behavior (for Sean, that is).
Russell Crowe, on the other hand, had the scandal with throwing the phone at the obnoxious hotel person and a lot of bad press at the time of Oscars. Being a foreigner, you can't talk shit in Hollywood. Sean was part of the Hollywood scene from back in the day, so everyone knows he's an asshole.
Some folks can get away with it... others can't.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Too old! And the hair is is all wrong, makes him look more like Friar Tuck.
The best Robin Hood for me was this English B/W series, with the sensational LOL song "Robin Hood Robin Hood riding through the forest..."
Anybody else here remembers this?
Another Robin Hood remake...? Bo-ring. Yawn.
Russel Crowe probably has bought out shares in Spanx, after seeing recent pictures of his fug, fat self - it's cheaper if he's a shareholder in the company. Nice girdle there fatso.
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Oops, he WAS going to play the Sheriff of Nottingham but now he's playing Robin Hood.
He does look good, as he did on David Letterman last week. He's lost most of the "State of Play" weight.
Go Russell!
Russell Crowe just doesn't do it for me.
And why remake this story? This is like the eleventy-billionth version. You can't top Errol Flynn and Olivia DeHavilland. Even with Blanchett. Just fogettaboutit.
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i'd still hit it till next january.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Crowe and Blanchett - I'll watch it.
Sure, sometimes he acts like a knucklehead but I luv him anyway. And Blanchett's always phenomenal.
Oh God, this was one of the funniest DL posts I've ever read. "The costumers deserve a wet nipple pinch for holding Russell's chunk down so he doesn't look like a hongray hog trying to escape out of a wool sack" - I think I just peed myself!
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
I always accuse people that are in lust with Crowe of being a borderline chubby chasers.
Today, at least, I hedge(hog) my bets.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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ISMU,
“911 what’s your emergency”
“Yeah, this is Cinemark and there is a woman here that has taken all of her clothes off and broken into the projector room”
stefystef,
The shit attitude couldn’t be the reason he didn’t win…look at Sean Penn…*vomitburp*
I think that the truly great artists are all a bit mad!
You know, the old saying, “There is no true genius without true madness”.
What the fuck don’t you un…oh…sorry…
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C.H.S. 4/20/99
not robin hood again. *eye roll*
kevin costner blew it so bad, that story may be ruined for all time
the robin hood scene in shrek (the first) has my vote for best treatment
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Clarisse- Just don't get in the news for being that crazy bitch who wouldn't stop humping the screen in the theatre.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
ISMU!
I am! I may have to take a few Valium before I see "Public Enemies"!!!
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C.H.S. 4/20/99
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:59am.
Russell Crowe was brilliant in "A Beautiful Mind". He deserved an Academy award for that performance.
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Russell is an excellent actor, but it's his shitty attitude that turns off Hollywood and that's why he didn't win.
I think he would have been a better Robert Langdon in the DiVinci Code and Angels and Demons, but I think Ron Howard couldn't deal with him anymore.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
He looks like Gladiator in the Middle Ages.
How did they make him look skinnier? You know the bastard got fat!
I think he's wearing a girdle.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
He's a big slice of beef sex right here! Hubba!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 11:46am.
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*snort* You're such a Bale hussy, I love it!
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
GIG,
Did you ever see an interview with Nash? Russell NAILED him! Speech pattern, that nervous hand to the fore-head, the way he holds himself....BRILLIANT! Agreed!
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C.H.S. 4/20/99
Russell Crowe was brilliant in "A Beautiful Mind". He deserved an Academy award for that performance.
I told ya, this guy would not look good in tights.
ISMU,
Russell Crowe was in 3:10 to Yuma? Really? Didn't notice him...
*what don't you fucking understand???*
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C.H.S. 4/20/99
Boy, that movie is gonna BLOW!
I've never liked this fat, greasy fuck. I usually like a little meat shakin' on the bone but the oily bastard looks smelly, too.
I might love him in 3:10 To Yuma even more than Gladiator. He's got some sex twinkle going on in his eyes that melt my chonies.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
I cannot stand his looks
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Speaking of Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves:
I had a discussion about this movie a few weeks ago. Kevin Costner is probably the WORST actor in terms of high budget-shitty ass movies. Let's take a look at his track record (all early-mid 90's):
Robin Hood (sans English accent)
Waterworld
The Postman
THE BODYGUARD *barf*
Oy. Just reminiscing about these movies gives me the sads because I've realized how much time I've wasted just by watching them.
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Maximus does Robin Hood. I didn't like Gladiator either.
The only thing Russell Crowe has going for him is his sexy voice. Other than that, meh.
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Mmm, Russell Crowe, *schlurp*! I don't care if he's a bastid, as long as he keeps that weight down and that 80's hair off of his head, he is HAWT! I'd buy that for a dollar!
And Cate Blanchett. My most favorite actress ever. LOVE LOVE LOVE her!
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I just dont find him that physically appealing at all, even when he was younger I didnt find him hot... he is a decent actor though & thats what counts...
Did anybody see "Robin & Marion" starring Sean Connery and Audrey Hepburn? Ah, what a bittersweet romance. Highly recommend it.
Who are you trying to kid? You woulda let him shoot a peen arrow through your no-no hole when he still looked hoggish.
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I like Russell Crowe. He's a fine actor, and his paast angry antics are amusing. I actually know someone who met him and said he was a really nice, genuine guy. I can't hate.
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PS I hope Dave Chappelle will reprise his role as Ahchoo
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Mmm this is the best he's looked since Romper Stomper!! (I mean, I'd let Gladiator stick the tip in, but this is def doing more for me)
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He's looking like his old Gladiator sef while doing the tv shows promoting State oof Play. he's back to his regular weight.
Russell Crowe is an amazing actor and hot as hell with or without chunkage.
He has one of the sexiest male voices I've ever heard. He kind of reminds me of Richard Burton voice-wise.
And if he's an asshole, I don't have to put up with him.
This should be a great movie, especially with Cate Blanchette.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
How bloody original, another Robin Hood film with fatboy Russell . Damn, no more ideas in Hollywood??? Give me the job studio execs !
I'm sick of R Hood, over here theres some shit TV show ' Robin of Sherwood ' ITZ KRAPAZOID . Robin Schnobin whatever .
* Farts, kicks open DListed door and slams it shut Stoneystyle *
I agree that he needs a mullet. Would any man have his hair that short back then? These people bathed once a year!
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