The BABY ARMY Is Grooooowing!
For a while there it seemed like BABY!!! production has slowed down. I could freely walk the streets without feeling like a baby was going to terrorize me with its screeches or stare at me like it's ready to suffocate my face with its saliva, but once again I have to protect myself with a diaper over my head and a tub of baby wipes in my hand (wink to Terry Howard), because PROJECT: BABY WORLD TAKEOVER is in full swing. 39-year-old Ellen Pompeo and her husband, Chris Ivery, are having one of those greedy baby creatures!
Ellen's spokeswhore confirms the news to People.
The two met in a grocery store in 2003 and they got married in 2007. This is their first contribution to the BABY ARMY.
Ellen always seemed like such a flimsy little thing with the body of a 90-year-old abuelita who probably falls over after eating a macadamia nut, so bitch better bulk up for baby. IHOP in the morning, Claim Jumper in the afternoon and Chili's at night.
At this point, who knows if the hos at Grey's Anatomy are going to write this shit in or cover her baby zone with a potted plant or the fat head of a patient. I don't watch that wreck for reasons I'd rather not discuss (HEEEEIGGGGGL), so I don't know if that makes sense or not.
As for baby names, I'm thinking Dr. McBaby? Better yet, how about Heiglisastupidcunt Ivery. If Ellen names her baby that, I will worship her until the BABY ARMY finally buries us all in a mountain of caca-filled diapers.
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Their kid will be so retarted & ugly. Those 2 should have adopted a needy orphan.
For those wondering how someone so thin gets pregnant, I have two words for you:
Nicole Richie.
Ugh! I can't stand her. I think she is whiny and annoying. Did you ever see her on Punk'd? She is also a little bit psycho...
Queen Fagitha Hagitha
She's sooooo cute and delicate but her man hmmmmm isn't he supposed to be some fake ass producer???? Yeah right. Anyway...
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Christina!!! Get outta that bed!!
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Everytime I see Ellen she reminds me of my 8th grade English teacher Ms. Thompson (although I heard she got married so she might be Mrs. Davilla now). They look so much a like, it's really fucking creepy.
Stunning couple!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
The name BAND-AID might work. Aren't these two the subject of BIs that named some actress with a husband spending all her money gambling?
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Plenty o' fertility/trophy babies for some bitchy pilates loving moms in my 'hood. They're wicked nasty and don't even say hi to the younger moms I've noticed. But if E.Pompeo has twins could just b/c b/c her age. After 35 they classify you as 'advanced maternal age' or something. I don;t have stats but it jumps after 35 and increases for each year past 35 (chances for twins). I also think maternal weight is a factor- if mommy is heavier than average that also ups the chances..
Anyway it's weird- this guy has a shady past/criminal con background so he always grossed me out. Some bullshit about claiming he is a 'producer' so vague. I used to have a friend who dated a sociopath, charming and all of that but he would just say he was a 'consultant' and not expand on that.. He was just a con artist.
Anyway she could do better than this shady fucker right? Or no?
If it's a girl
Ebony Ann
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 04/20/2009 -
That's how you know someone visited fertility doctors...if they got twins - because twins only occur in about 3 percent of the population and I doubt that those genes somehow are all mysteriously clustered in the entertainment industry.
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Yeah, unless you are a moron like JLo & you claim you had twins because you have twins in your family on your dads side...I think twins are only genetic on the females side for women (you inherit the ability to shoot off double eggs from your mom, so its a chick thing)...In their defense though, not that I really care to defend them, but lots of celebs are having babies older & that can also naturally increase the probability of having fraternal twins.
"Identical twins do not run in families and a history of fraternal twins only helps if it comes in on the mother's side."
http://www.thetech.org/genetics/ask.php?id=86
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Mrs. G- The story of how I met my bf is kind of funny.
They met in the grocery store? Thats kinda cool I wish I had a cool story about how I met my bf
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Dont you need to have a certain minimum weight in order to be able to menstruate? How the fuck did this bitch get pregnant? No wait....let me guess....it's twins...
That's how you know someone visited fertility doctors...if they got twins - because twins only occur in about 3 percent of the population and I doubt that those genes somehow are all mysteriously clustered in the entertainment industry.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
She's 39? damn she doesn't look it at all.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
She has a major case of bitchface.
That PUNK'd with those two was the best. She is an evil witch.
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HOly Eyebrows! It will be interesting to see how this kid ends up looking.
She is super thin, beyond skinny...Skinny people do reproduce, even though it seems odd that she would be able to ovulate with such low body fat. Maybe she got some help from a specialist... I did read somewhere that she eats wicked healthy, like miso soup for breakfast & soy crap & vegetables all the time...probably bordering on macrobiotic, kind of like Paltrow.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:48am.
Ugh. I know. This show tanked harder than any ever in history (second only to Heroes). I mean, seriously. It was just so damn good the first two season. WTF happened to Shonda Rhimes?????
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the show was ok, but Mrs. Pruuuune demanded more hunks. Come on, the "hospital" is full of STDs! sex everywhere! Pompeo is NOT the young, cute intern, she's the scary botoxed-face-trout-lips i DON'T want treating me!
Mc Dreamy needs a nose job and a HOUSE!
Mc Steamy could perform all sorts of tests on me NEKKID (he needs to scrub all over first)
The only tv Dr i would allow to poke needles in my eyes and i would cry with happiness would be House...*sigh*
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He has a weird Eric Stolz in The Mask/Lady Elaine Fairchild hybrid thing going on in the face area.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
explain how this skinny bitch, who hasn't had a period, ever, got preggie...oh wait.....i don't care...
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you see me, bitch....
Good for her! She is my age and this is her first. I'm on my third and hopefully my last!!!
Congrats to the happy couple.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 04/20/2009 - 8:43am.
that baby's first word is gonna be PRUUUUNNNNEEE!!!
Ugh, i hate to admit i am obsessed with this "i love you, i hate you, steamy sex in the hospital" show. There is absolutely no plot. Ren & Stimpy had better plots *happy happy, joy joy!*
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Ugh. I know. This show tanked harder than any ever in history (second only to Heroes). I mean, seriously. It was just so damn good the first two season. WTF happened to Shonda Rhimes?????
Who cares? I am so sick of babies.
I don't watch this, but if she looks that skinny in that heavy bathrobe thing, she's gonna give birth to a peanut.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
that baby's first word is gonna be PRUUUUNNNNEEE!!!
Ugh, i hate to admit i am obsessed with this "i love you, i hate you, steamy sex in the hospital" show. There is absolutely no plot. Ren & Stimpy had better plots *happy happy, joy joy!*
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I don’t watch this but have heard enough about it to know that they’ll probably write it into the show as being her and McDreamy’s lovechild…can call it McScreamy or McSquinty if it has its mother ‘s eyes.
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Pompeo gives off an "I've been hungry for twenty years" vibe. Like she'd cut a bitch in a restaurant for ordering something other than a salad.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.