Butterteefs
During the whole press tour for Grey Gardens, Drew Barrymore has been looking like the kind of bitch I want to enter into a drag queen lip-synch contest, so she can win me two drink tickets and a bag of Wet 'N Wild cosmetics. That's a positive thing. Seriously, Drew has been looking really hot and you know I don't pass around compliments the same way I pass around my ass.
At last night's L.A. premiere, Drew brought it again...almost. The Fuckerella hair, the Valley of the Dolls dress, it's all doing good things to me. That's until she smiled. Now, I don't like it when teefs look like giant gleaming white Chiclets, but I shouldn't want to drop her teefs into a baked potato either. That is some Parkay shit! Homegirl just needs a little Wite-Out and she'll be good to roll.
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i bought this exact shade of lipstick a few weeks ago (mac 'lovelorn') and i don't have butterteefs but when i put the lipstick on it looked like i did. i'm telling you, it's the lipstick, not the teefs.
its the lippy colour not the teeth
My mom watched Grey Gardens last night & said it really was NOT that good all.
I saw that shit yesterday (Grey Gardens). It was pretty good.
Enough of the Drew already...I can hear her annoying, vapid, hippy dippy bullshit, baby voiced lisp loud & clear just by looking at that pic & its nauseating me. She is just dreadful overall & terribly overrated.
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lay off the cigs:/
Sorry but those are some old lady looking teeth. She's in her 30's! That is not a normal shade for teeth! I once went to the dentist and wanted to get my teeth whitened - he showed me a sample of the different shades of white I could choose from and lets put it this way .... my teeth were already whiter than the whitest color sample he had. We both knew it would be a waste of money ,so I left.
Maybe in the UK that's a normal shade but if your teeth are healthy and you get regular cleanings, they should NOT look like that!
Also - how much photo shopping did they do for the Marie Claire magazine cover of her, Aniston and the other Gennifer? Her teeth looked white on that.
picture 4....I don't care how skinny or how hot the woman is-that is the worst part of the body except maybe the area directly in front of that-the area between the boob and the armpit. Never looks good. Specially when they squish it up in a bustier or something.
Drew got really skinny. I guess the pressures of hollywood got to her. She always looked good to me as a size 6.
As far as the teefs...take heed women. This is why you wear ivory on your wedding day. Fuck the virgin message. If you wear white, you'll teefies will look yellow.
I like Drew, EXCEPT she annoyed the holy FUCK out of me on Letterman. Shit, she should've purred on a fence, and it woulda been less obvious that she was on the prowl.
She looks awful and has smokers teeth..yuck.
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Okay I'll put my nurse uniform back on for this one.
Her teeth are perfectly healthy looking and I hate to say it, as Americans are obsessed with Persil white gnashers, they are supposed to be that colour. Lets face it, every time you whiten them you are peeling off some of the enamel which is not good in the long run.
So when old pensioner Drew is enjoying eating whatever she likes the whitey-whitey teefle people will scream with pain at the mere thought of anything not lukewarm going in their mouth.
Oh-er.
Okay, MK, I understand you are the one to let us know when skank meets skank. In this case tho', I have to disagree.
Drew's teeth aren't artificial white, and you're complaining?
Look at her: she is well put-together, the dress and whole getup are adorable, she looks great....and you have to pick the one thing that (maybe?) didn't photograph well, her teeth.
I like that we don't hear about Drew's behavior, or even a micro-fraction of the absolute crazyness that we hear about with Parasite Hilton, or Shitney Beers....c'mon. Drew lives what seems a pretty normal life, is a wonderful actress, and keeps her life clean. Give the girl a break!!
If you're feeling truly bitchy, MK, just know we love you for the witty take on the D-list Celebrities.
Especially your glitter-trimmed shorts ;)
Feel better now?
Drew looks especially "svelte" in these pics. Maybe she's using cigarettes as a diet aid?
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Some Arm & Hammer baking soda with your toothpaste work wonders.
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She is pretty, but her teeth have been looking yellow as hell for a minute. She must be a chain smoker.
Drew is hot.
I think that aside from the makeup, she looks pretty damn hot.
Submitted by K2 on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 7:29am.
Even poor people like having white teeth and will spend the $37 on white strips to get it .... there's just no excuse for a rich celebrity to have coffee mouth.
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And more - you don't even need to spend all that money - a little baking soda in your toothpaste (or even better - baking soda toothpaste!) and you can even make a full-on whitener with baking soda and peroxide...
They just don't gotta be THAT yellow, right?
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At least they're HER teeth, and not giant, fake tombstone chompers.
Oh dear, it looks like she put tonight's makeup on without washing off last night's.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 10:18am.
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Indeed, she's one of my favourite actresses, reading her words or not. The lippy is rancid though.
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I agree that it could be the hideous lippy colour...
MK will never turn away my crush on Drew Barrymore. Butterteeth and all!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents: "... she speaks like she's reading all her words. There was something about the way she speaks that bothered me, and I finally put my finger on it when she was on Letterman the other night."
YOU TOTALLY NAILED IT. It's always bothered me, too. I was chalking it up to California slackjaw, but it's more than that.
Now I feel satisfied; another of life's small mysteries has been solved for me!
Binging and purging explains the color of her teeth and the recent weight loss.
Even poor people like having white teeth and will spend the $37 on white strips to get it .... there's just no excuse for a rich celebrity to have coffee mouth. I thought it might be the lipstick but nah I use to wear that shade back in the younger years and my teeth still looked white.
She does have a great little smile - but if I saw her, someone would have to pin her down so I could slap a strip over those stains.
Submitted by Regina on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 6:23am.
God, leave her alone. She has one of the best smiles in Hollywood. I saw some new pictures of her at another event and she didn't smile once because it's people like you who bring her down.
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I think if you're gonna put yourself out there in head to toe glamour, you shouldn't overlook something that easily correctable. A drugstore fix costs less than $40. Plus, I think we're the least of her problems. She's been in the biz long enough to ignore us snarky folks. Just sayin'....
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Wow. We are so conditioned to seeing fake ass Hollywood shine we can't take a little unpolished glee!
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God, leave her alone. She has one of the best smiles in Hollywood. I saw some new pictures of her at another event and she didn't smile once because it's people like you who bring her down.
I really think it is that lipstick shade which is making her teefs look yeller.
I have naturally very white teeth (Lord knows why) and if I wear pink frosted lipstick I swear they look like Drew's here.
Now, I don't like it when teefs look like giant gleaming white Chiclets, but I shouldn't want to drop her teefs into a baked potato either. That is some Parkay shit!
Yeah...but the flavor says......."BUTTAH!"
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Nice. I just came home drunk and am feeding myself i n front of thr computer snd I see this shit. and where's my Go Smile?!. Why did I drink red wine tonight? then again my teefs look like the fucking Exorcist right now so who the fuck am I to talk about her teeth color.
One of your most pointless posts ever, MK.
Aw, I think she's beautiful! Mistake about the teeth. I think it's as a poster said -- whitener and drinking coffee or something too soon after. I'm not crazy about the lipstick color, though. She's always up and down but she's looking thin for her.
And yes, she does talk as if she's reading... reading sort of slowly, too.
Hideous...stylist should be fired!!!!
Actually, I quite like Drew, except when she opens her mouth. And no, not because I have to look at her pearly browns. It's coz she speaks like she's reading all her words. There was something about the way she speaks that bothered me, and I finally put my finger on it when she was on Letterman the other night.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:33pm.
*hides UA's pants*, *un-hides Drew's toothbrush*
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We WEREN'T doin' nothin'!!!!!
She made me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*hides UA's pants*, *un-hides Drew's toothbrush*
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Finally everyone left........it's just you & me Drew Baby!!!! All alone at last! Now.....come closer....closer
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:03pm.
What are you, posting from the public library? I tried that, til some little kid read up on beer pong and drank me under the table.
Nite, Sweetas! Great seeing you!!
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A wittle butter on those teefs and you got yoself a wittle KFC side dish.
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:45pm.
Hi Tiger Lilly!!!
btw, I just watched that video of Susan? Boyle (the first one)...I thought it was cool. I got the chills. Good for her!
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Oh, so you're implying I have those eyebrows??? That I'm pudgy??? That I'm homely???? Well, I'll have you know I have/am every one of those things and then some....Wait, what was my point here????
Oh yeah *belch*...'cept I ain't got no "talente"...*scratching tiger tummy*....
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