Get Them Out Of Here...Permanently
Horsey Montag, Spencer Twatt, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Janice Dickinson, Geraldo Rivera and Rob Blagojevich are doing a reality show together. Unfortunately, it doesn't take place in the ninth circle of HELL! Shit, it doesn't even take place in the Congo, but they are going to the jungle.
So far, the six of them are part of the cast of NBC's I'm NOT RELEVANT A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. They will be dropped in the middle of the jungle in Costa Rica and forced to compete against each other. The fuckery starts airing on June 1st.
By the looks of the cast, this wreck should be called CUNT STEW. Who's next? Ann Coulter and the Hipster Grifter ? Actually, that's not a bad brain idea! Throw in a pack of hongray tigers, a few Somali pirates, the crazy Polar Bear stalker and we've got ourselves a real show!
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yea honestly, they need to get off the reality show kick. they are never going to be actually famous. they are just annoying
yea honestly, they need to get off the reality show kick. they are never going to be actually famous. they are just annoying
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Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 11:53am.
Lord, this is some End Times kind of shit going on right there.
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For realz.
Let us drop to our knees and pray. Hastily.
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Who in the hell came up with this dumb idea?!
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
Lord, this is some End Times kind of shit going on right there.
Huh. Who knew Geraldo was tattooed?
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Oh, holy God. It's ROD Blagojevich, not ROB. Blago, if you're a real Chicagoan.
Maybe Spencer will face a slow death being eaten by a wild animal at which point Heidi will skin the animal and wrap the fur around her to keep warm while weeping and secretly plotting to use the fur in her upcoming clothing line....
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Do they vote each other off the island like Survivor?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Blagojevich has already tried to sell his vote to Dog for an undisclosed amount.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
They should replace Dog and Rivera with Octomom and Gwyneth. Their showdown in the final will probably bring about Apocalypse, Four Riders and all, but at least it'll be fun.
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I'm beginning to suspect that this Spencer Pratt character is fond of publicity.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Unh..unh...I just wanna fuck Spencer! He leaves a smile on my peen-hole.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I hate reality shows and I can't stand most of these assholes. So you know damn well I will watch.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 3:15am.
HO!
You know me so well.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:51am.
Night you funny menfolk! *smooch*
*WHORE*
Night you funny menfolk! *smooch*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:45am.
hahha. and on that note my nyquil is finishing the job beer couldnt do... later people zzzzzz
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
nite, ESE, I'm off too, these damn drinks just won't mix themselves.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
alright, folks... i'm gone for night, it's been a pleasure... almost as great as the time i thought i fucked Janice Dickinson... then i realized i was only masturbating with a baseball glove..... i was relieved, trust me, that glove was gentle in comparison!!
catch ya all later!!
OT: what?!.. i said Janice Dickinson... that was hard enough in its self!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:39am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:34am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:30am.
ssshhhh!!... if i don't hear it, it doesn't register, right?!.. *downing bag of pork rinds*..
...have you ever seen a fat deaf person? I THINK NOT!!! you're in the clear
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No, you haven't, because Kirstie Alley sneaks up on them and steals their pork rinds!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:34am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:30am.
ssshhhh!!... if i don't hear it, it doesn't register, right?!.. *downing bag of pork rinds*..
...have you ever seen a fat deaf person? I THINK NOT!!! you're in the clear
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:30am.
ssshhhh!!... if i don't hear it, it doesn't register, right?!.. *downing bag of pork rinds*..
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:28am.
There goes your cholesterol!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:20am.
i'll agree to a point.... my only problem with it is.. Hannibal always had a great recipe for his victims... i gotta feeling Ann is gonna taste like shit no matter how she's prepared... unless you mix in a 'lil Britney with her..
what?!... i like cheetos!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:19am.
*swaps out napalm for Paris' hair gel/spermicide*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:15am.
global marketing!!!.... don't piss on my dream!!... unless it's on Ann Coulter... on the show!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:12am.
i swear to "God", if Ann Coulter ever does do a reality show she better pick my idea!!!
it's a sure fire win... ratings galore!!
i already have a title for it...
.. "chopping Ann Coulter into little pieces starting at the toes and feeding them to her.... happy fun time hour"...
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Nope. Feed her to Hannibal Lector. He preferred to eat the rude. Free-range rude, he called it.
I read too much.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:02am.
Now we just need to find a way to include Paris Hilton and a live flamethrower demonstration.
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*mails highly flamable hair extensions to Paris*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:14am.
she never seemed to have a problem in the past... i'm just guessing, ya know, she's got books and air time... i figure it all comes down to her "eating bones"
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:12am.
You had me until you pandered to the Japanese with the last 4 words.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:12am.
how do you eat bones??
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
i swear to "God", if Ann Coulter ever does do a reality show she better pick my idea!!!
it's a sure fire win... ratings galore!!
i already have a title for it...
.. "chopping Ann Coulter into little pieces starting at the toes and feeding them to her.... happy fun time hour"...
... what?!?!!.... who doesn't like the title?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:02am.
Paris scares fire....... crotch... heeheehee!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Now we just need to find a way to include Paris Hilton and a live flamethrower demonstration.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
oh, for the love of all that's drunken and sloppy, i just realized the keeper of Al Capone's empty beer bottles, Geraldo Rivera was in on this shit!! aaww this is just lovely!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:55am.
The trunk's not locked, I think he's just happy to sleep inside.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:51am.
what, is he still locked in the trunk?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:49am.
not around much these days,(hope to change that soon)but.... it's always a pleasure to see ya EEG!! catch ya later!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:50am.
currently?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
nite, EEG
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:47am.
i have no idea why he hasen't gotten to that... now i'm gonna have to ask the inevitable...
is he blowin' ya?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE,
Done! Hope to catch you soon.
T.V.,
Detailing the car? Is that a new euphemism I haven't had the memo for?
G'night boys.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:44am.
He still hasn't finished detailing my damn car though.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:36am.
come on!!... Spencer would suck dick no matter what ends were met!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:38am.
work stinks?!... when did ya start the fish monger position?
OT: no, seriously.. i'm checkin' to make sure ying has the couch made up for me
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE,
Nope! I am ying!
Lotsa personal shizzers going down this past week...and work stinks. (literally)
So, nice to see you here. It brightened my evening.
O/T...you are kidding right? I am busy making up the sofa for ESE.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:30am.
Socky actually discriminates?... i thought it was all about the laundry high?!.... oh, she's got a 'lil fame now.. a 'lil big for her chesticles so to speak... i see, no time for halucinating us real people!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
The above photo could've been captioned "the 6 people I'd least want to ever see again". That's right Adolf Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer, Genghis Khan, et al, true evil has a new home office, and it's about 17 blocks from Hollywood, sucking dick and detailing cars to make ends meet.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"