Friday, April 17th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron
These nut-tingling pictures of purdy Zac Efron didn't make it into his GQ spread, but I'm sure the picture above will make it into thousands of Photoshop programs where a giant peen will replace that parking meter (I'm talking to you, Tommy Girl). Actually, Zac probably Photoshopped a couple of versions himself. One with an enormous concealer stick and the another with Leonardo DiCaprio's head since he basically wants to swallow him whole.
And no matter how hard they try to make his hair look like Robert Pattinson's magical forest, no unicorns will ever frolic in there! Unicorns don't like the smell of pressed powder!
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Yuck I so do not get this kids appeal. He is so feminine and wears more make up then I do. Thanks but no thanks.
I'm either assexual or these pictures are completely
pathetic and unsexy. :/
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper: "Something fizzy to erode the jizzy."
This had me rolling. I wish I could use this in everyday conversation...
what a funny looking picture is the blue shirt one
I need to go to the post office to mail a care package to Iraq.
It's less than $12 and the PO even gives you the box.
But I gotta wait for a client to come pick up an order.
By the time he gets here the PO will probably be closed.
What's new horz?
It's Friday and I've been so GD productive this week, I literally have NOTHING to do at work.
I am trying to look busy, but failing miserably.
GHEEEEEEEY. Did anyone read his People.com article? He said things like "cut a rug" and "Don't sweat the small stuff and don't cry over spilled milk." What college age boy talks like that?
Also, he is way too feminine for my taste. He looks like he would fear always breaking a nail.
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Like love...if it isn't rough it isn't fun.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:30pm.
I should get off my ass & go somewhere especially since I have wheels now[although rented lol]. It's like 64 degrees out. Actually I should go WALK my fat butt mom ass somewhere. I'm lazy. Anything exciting happening? Anyone?
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I totally just farted.
Seriously I cannot imagine people getting excited from this picture... is so fake, where is the shadow? I honestly don't beileve that he is capable of doing that (he might ruin his manicure. We often complain about the photoshop in women's pictures but we hardly do it on men
I'm excited, this will by my third time over.
LOL! Very funny, El Bastardo.
Neato Jill, sounds like fun!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Anything exciting happening? Anyone?
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Well, I get to go to London in 9 days.
I have a ton of work beforehand but it will be great to get away.
ElB, tell your friend to use a shopvac next time :P
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
El B I still didn't get my goddamn check!
Does it not feel like a Friday to anyone else?
Maybe it's because I'm usually hungover on Fridays and I'm not today.
LOL
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:23pm.
What kind of hose?
The coiled soft hose or the hard wands?
Wands can be cleaned with any detergent and a toilet bowl brush.
The coils are much more difficult.
I know this because my dumbassed brother vacuumed up fresh puke.
Thanks . My friend will be happy when i relay this info . His mother is coming home soon .
I should get off my ass & go somewhere especially since I have wheels now[although rented lol]. It's like 64 degrees out. Actually I should go WALK my fat butt mom ass somewhere. I'm lazy. Anything exciting happening? Anyone?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I know this because my dumbassed brother vacuumed up fresh puke.
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My hairdresser got a like-new Green Machine for free after her friend used it to suck up salsa puke.
The hairdresser's hubby cleaned it all out and you can't tell.
Except for the occasional whiff of acidic cilantro.
hahaha
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:26pm.
ElB,
Fresh or dried?
Congealed and stinky .
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Baking soda. I heard that from a friend too.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
We have some open post shit right here, I'll e-mail mk to make the Open post HSOTD.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
We were just saying the other night when he was on AI that he's trying so hard to be like RPatz that he should totally be embarrassed, either that or locked up on stalking charges. Ahh, the sweet dream of this cream puff being behind bars. Be still my heart.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:26pm.
ElB,
Fresh or dried?
Congealed and stinky .
I think Zac Effinhomo's face is breaking myspace. It's been slow today and his mug is right on the home page.
I wish Lady CaCa had been the open post, she is more interesting (but only faintly so) than Zac.
ElB, try douching the vacuum hose with some Alka Seltzer dissolved in tonic water. Something fizzy to erode the jizzy.
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:19pm.
Does anyone have experience with Rosetta Stone? Is it worth the money?
Oui, i've been using it pour years . It is trez bean . I'm fluente now! Bony Voyagee mon frauline .
ElB,
Fresh or dried?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:23pm.
What kind of hose?
The coiled soft hose or the hard wands?
Wands can be cleaned with any detergent and a toilet bowl brush.
The coils are much more difficult.
I know this because my dumbassed brother vacuumed up fresh puke.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Being sick sucks, Plus i'm baby sitting.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I feel like he's stepping up his game due to Robert Pattinson hype. Maybe I'm imagining this. There's something contrived about him (everything) that I don't like.
Boston has finally have some decent weather!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Great, Open Post . How do you get sperm out of vacuum hoses ? A friend of mine needs to know !
I'd go gay for him in a heartbeat.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
What a goon.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Does anyone have experience with Rosetta Stone? Is it worth the money?
Is that Joe Jonas in the background dreamin a little peen - I mean dream?