Friday, April 17th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron
These nut-tingling pictures of purdy Zac Efron didn't make it into his GQ spread, but I'm sure the picture above will make it into thousands of Photoshop programs where a giant peen will replace that parking meter (I'm talking to you, Tommy Girl). Actually, Zac probably Photoshopped a couple of versions himself. One with an enormous concealer stick and the another with Leonardo DiCaprio's head since he basically wants to swallow him whole.
And no matter how hard they try to make his hair look like Robert Pattinson's magical forest, no unicorns will ever frolic in there! Unicorns don't like the smell of pressed powder!
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The whole Patrick Swazye thing makes me so sad....he was my first crush and I STILL maintain that the love scene with Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing is one of the HOTTEST ever....
And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Poor Swazye. Cancer is a bitch. I hope he isn't in pain.
PATRICK NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I CARRIED A PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
OK, why did my comment just show up blank?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:54pm.
*jumps up and down in elevator*
*licks window*
TGIF!
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I aint helping you out bitch.
It's going to be a very heartbreaking day when poor Patrick goes. And it's going to be a very bittersweet day when we find a cure for cancer. So many saved in the future, too many lost in the past.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
LOL Clarry! I knew YOU would know.
I know from my fat cousins writing me letters "I weigh 100 stone now!" LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Snowy!
As a card carrying Anglophile, I resent that! A stone is equal to 14 pounds!
Carrot,
I don't know the medical reason, but chemo did the same thing to my dad. He lost about 100 lbs, all of his hair, and his stomach was distended. Maybe it's just the visual caused by the drastic wght loss?
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Countin bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...
LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:06pm.
Why is Patrick's belly so big?
is the cancer sometimes its swells you, sometimes its a big tumor to looks like a swollen tummy
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Stoney: Ha ha. Sounds like some people I know. I hope your work is very careful, though, because sometimes those "always sick" people are also "sue-happy".
My sister is an "always sick" person. I can't tell you how many times our grandmother died. She had a big credibility problem at her last job with a school, and when she really needed the time off for a REAL medical issue, they didn't believe her and she had used up all her sick days on hangovers and wanting to shop more than she wanted to work.
Why is Patrick's belly so big?
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:03pm.
Oh El B.,
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn! That's sad!
Carrot,
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1170249/Frail-Patrick-Swayz...
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Oh God. That broke my heart. That poor man.
Cancer is evil, unfair & fucking sucks. :(:(
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Ha Stoney. Poor cooter dye girl.
M.E., check your pm's. Ta.
Oh El B.,
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn! That's sad!
Carrot,
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1170249/Frail-Patrick-Swayz...
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Countin bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:01pm.
I need a cooter dye update.
Team cooter dye.
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Team cooter rash from dye.
ElB ya nob! no one here knows WTF "Stone" means LMAO hhhhaaaaa
(oh sorry, it was a serious subject) mah bad! :(
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
OMG poor Patrick!
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Seven_stone_Patrick_Swayze_stru...
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I need a cooter dye update.
Team cooter dye.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
ElB, where are the Patrick pictures? Saddnnesssss.
y Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:31pm.
Anything exciting happening? Anyone?
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got free lunch and breakfast
breaking up with bf tonight and there is a protest right outside my building against gay marriages, I work right next building over to the governors in NYC , feel free to stalk me
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:51pm.
TV - BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
He'd better be careful or his Ass tax will definetly be counting the sock slots!
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T.V. slays me!
*Sigh* I miss Comingback, dang it, y'all. The County must have busted up with their legal boot moves and given Comingback a serious butt slap.
Gad, do y'all think Comingback was actually nuts?!
Anyone seen the new Patrick Swayze pics ? 7 stone, no hair!! It aint fair ! :o(
The "Twilight" series are so fucking horrible. Bitch does NOT know how to write. Ugh.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
I've been tricked into reading twilight. I think i love the story - kinda teenie-boping here and there but i am actually being entertained...I read Twilight and New Moon in 3 days, I started Eclipse today.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:50pm.
El B for the WIN with the CHL reference!!!!
Every time i see 'em :(
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:53pm.
Yeah corset girl, lol. Because in the two weeks she's been employed here, she's left early three times and missed two days of work. She had her MOM email us this morning saying she may have a kidney stone, but I'm telling you, she's just one of those pyschotic "I'm always sick" people. Really her biggest mistake is not fitting in, poor tard.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
*jumps up and down in elevator*
*licks window*
TGIF!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney: "Ok, so fashion-challened yeti new chick was supposed to get fired today, but she never showed up."
Corset girl? Why are they firing her?
Well I think he looks more like Shawn Johnson than the Travelocity knome.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
anybody see him on graham norton show?
uncomfortable!!
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
He makes me confused, He is hot undeniably, BUT... he is 2 pretty to make me hot for him... I'm not one to turn down a pretty boy, but this is just 2 much.
TV - BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
He'd better be careful or his Ass tax will definetly be counting the sock slots!
huh, interesting OP.
El B for the WIN with the CHL reference!!!!
The pic with the bright blue shirt...um...why does he have a bobble-head?
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Countin bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...
Has Zach come out of the closet yet?
Yes, and thank you to the CUNT customer of ours who cannot in the last FIVE years I've been here, NOT be a cunt, has to rip me a new fucking asshole because she has some stupid fucking window licker in her building who decided to JUMP with the elevator and is now trapped inside.
HOW IS THAT MY FAULT YOU FUCKING BITCH!
*storms off mumbling*
*chucks glass bottle out window at passing motorists*
I know I'm in the minority here, but I would *so* hit that. I don't like his hair, or even his face all that much, but the bod is niiiiice. :P
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
Pretty sure that's not the first pole he's had his ass over.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Awwwwwwwwww, sad, meter heads Paul Newman never got the chance to chop off! :o(
BallZac, straight as a fiddlers elbow .
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:45pm.
LCTalina...watch out for poo skids girl! They show no mercy to fine washables.
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Yo' panties in danger, girl!
Blech.About as sexy as my elbow.
What is the fascination with this lil'kid. I do not find him the least bit sexy, just unusual! Damn, for once I wish I could see why people drool over him, but I just cannot.
Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:43pm.
You owe me a new computer keyboard...seriously...I just spit diet coke all over it.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NICE.
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
He has short little legs makes him look like a little leprechaun.
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
I'm gonna kill the bastard that keeps buzzing up & down my street on a crotch rocket:\
LCTalina...watch out for poo skids girl! They show no mercy to fine washables.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Zac Efron Offers Fans Million Dollar Prize
http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/207547.html
Ok, so fashion-challened yeti new chick was supposed to get fired today, but she never showed up.
LOL!!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Is it me or does he look like a Travelocity gnome?