Friday, April 17th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron
These nut-tingling pictures of purdy Zac Efron didn't make it into his GQ spread, but I'm sure the picture above will make it into thousands of Photoshop programs where a giant peen will replace that parking meter (I'm talking to you, Tommy Girl). Actually, Zac probably Photoshopped a couple of versions himself. One with an enormous concealer stick and the another with Leonardo DiCaprio's head since he basically wants to swallow him whole.
And no matter how hard they try to make his hair look like Robert Pattinson's magical forest, no unicorns will ever frolic in there! Unicorns don't like the smell of pressed powder!
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now that is one sexie boy.
Zac is HOT.
Cute, yes, but Zac does not have the acting chops to pull off the hetero image. The only ones who would be hoodwinked are 14 year old white girls and possibly their mothers. It's really strange how some people actually get off on being fooled.
Kind of hot. The only Disney crowd member that I can tolerate.
Manley Jizzdale, however...
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:04pm
OMG it does look like him! LOL
he still looks like a dyke.
http://www.l-word.com/news/powerup%20images/l-word.com%20powerup%20048.j...
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Ugh I don't get the appeal. I saw him on Graham Norton a few weeks ago and he seemed like a total douche. I guess he's never seen the show before because he seemed totally clueless, yet above it all. Maybe it;s just teenager ego acting up? I thought (and hoped) Walliams was going to smack him when he told him to "calm down bro". Check yourself little boy.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 5:16pm.
Ok horz, what's new?
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Dunno. Maybe Enid baked you cookies. BWAH!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Are these pics supposed to convince us that Zac is butch? BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not happening. Ever.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Are these pics supposed to convince us that Zac is butch? BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not happening. Ever.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Ok horz, what's new?
I hate to say this but Patrick Swayze has endured far longer than one would expect with pancreatic cancer, severe abdominal swelling despite dramatic weight loss is common to several types of cancer in the last stages, and pancreatic cancer is one of the most excruciating illnesses known to medical science. In short, I hope he is on a self-administered morphine drip with his wife at his side. Usually, cancer of the pancreas or liver takes a person quickly. I can accept that life is a cycle of birth and death,it's his suffering that bothers me.
Despite the extreme sarcasm(most of which is highly clever and screamingly funny) posted here everyday, I doubt that any D-Listers are cruel and indifferent to pain.Poor Patrick Swayze can't go on much longer but no one wants him to suffer.
Can we all pray to whatever gods may be for him, please?
So what have I missed? Anything exciting?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I wonder why the buttholes are particularly assholey today?
Standing by a parking meter, when I caught a glimpse of Rita
Filling in a ticket in her little white book.
In a cap she looked much older,
And the bag across her shoulder
Made her look a little like a military man!!
Lyrics by Paul McCartney, John Lennon & Michael k
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"One wrong move might damage that young ladies testes, don't you agree?" Dame Judi Densch
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 4:22pm.
I'm so damn sick of sickkitten today I could take someone out!
*readies flame thrower*
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Stoney, could i please have a flame thrower for a certain anti Jew asshole commenting on the DJ Am thread? I tell ya, it's gonna be a massacre up in here. I'm so ready to shank a bitch, right on Shabat!
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Uhh, Efron has such a baby face, I don't think he'll ever look like a man. He's like Shia LaDouche. Revolting.
I think he is kind of attractive in a high school kind of way, he just isnt like a real man at all yet. I wouldnt mind making out with him for a few hours, but I am not sure sex would be the end result. I cant decide. I dont think he is very bright, he seems sweet, but stupid.
Those photos are horrible by the way, GQ needs to get their photographers in gear, they couldnt be more creative than this shit??
I'm so damn sick of sickkitten today I could take someone out!
*readies flame thrower*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
*flings door open*
Thank god!
There's some fucking re res in the Kardashian thread!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
haha. I'm watching the news and during a live shot, the reporter tried to say "intersection" and instead said "intersex".
Hot!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Bradi - I haven't watched any of the Harpers Island yet. I am DVR'ing the entire series, then I'm going to have a marathon!
Alright, which one of you skanks watched Harper's Island....
and remember, no spoilers, sum of these ho's DVR/TiVo....
IT WAS FRUCKIN' AWESOME LAST NIGHT!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:44pm.
Ok, so fashion-challened yeti new chick was supposed to get fired today, but she never showed up.
LOL!!
Maybe her yeti-senses smelt it in the air. Good riddance, eh?
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:43pm.
Yuck I so do not get this kids appeal. He is so feminine and wears more make up then I do. Thanks but no thanks.
ITA.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:30pm.
I should get off my ass & go somewhere especially since I have wheels now[although rented lol]. It's like 64 degrees out. Actually I should go WALK my fat butt mom ass somewhere. I'm lazy. Anything exciting happening? Anyone?
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I totally just farted.
Hee hee- good thing you didn't just SHART!
Those suck!
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
get some talent efron! pay for some acting lessons with the money you made with that lame photoshoot
MissJaneTexas on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:53pm.
my open post question of the day: are there any cute, SINGLE, non-crazy boys left in NYC? the last boy i met ended up being MARRIED...ugh.
there is a lot of Single unsuccessful boys
Girls in NYC are f-ing crazy they would hit on your man in front of you!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Are you going to hang these sexy pics in your room MK?
Well, there goes my good fucking mood. ---->
The United Ranches of Texas. are Texans for real, they wanna secede? it's the black president thing isn't it?
my open post question of the day: are there any cute, SINGLE, non-crazy boys left in NYC? the last boy i met ended up being MARRIED...ugh.
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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:39pm.
Morbid - ♥
I'm a forum banned by my IT guy. No supposed to go there. Sorry bitch!
Well FU-CK.... No likey IT guy
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
the lips i think are the bestest part! lol. oh man tears rolling down my face
http://12.media.tumblr.com/BP8vU8aCcmet6h1ffybXPuPro1_400.jpg
Here you go!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:37pm.
Morbid,
I logged in today to send a pm. All I could see was more of the same.
M.E., thanks bitch.
Yepp
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Morbid - ♥
I'm a forum banned by my IT guy. No supposed to go there. Sorry bitch!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:32pm.
LCT: I know that that's just where my mind went when I heard it, we so duuurty!
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Is it wrong that it totally does it for me? If he was throwing a tantrum and said that I'd totally jump on him. Yes indeed let's go again.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:32pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtgLzi-aK0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is good for a friday afternoon chuckle!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha I love it when he swats them with the tray! Hahahahahah and the huge lips! ahahahahah!
Morbid,
I logged in today to send a pm. All I could see was more of the same.
M.E., thanks bitch.
HEY M.E.!!!
Missing you.... in there >>>>>
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
LCT: I know that that's just where my mind went when I heard it, we so duuurty!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtgLzi-aK0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is good for a friday afternoon chuckle!
I am totally listening to CB "Let's not take a minute, let's GO AGAIN" and thinking of it in the way I shouldn't. Curses.
Creme brulee can NEVER be Jell-O!
Zac Efron can NEVER be Rob Patt!
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"We don't hide our crazy people in the South. We put them on display," Julia Sugarbaker
To MissJaneTexas-Sorry about your keyboard. This crowd can really get a good spit spray going....M.K is a master of that.
He's still also smoking and that's not a good thing.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:02pm.
ElB ya nob! no one here knows WTF "Stone" means LMAO hhhhaaaaa
(oh sorry, it was a serious subject) mah bad! :(
Why i oughtta........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 14 x 7 stone = ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm something lbs.