Nine 1/2 Gallons Of Botox
Who knew John and Elizabeth from Nine 1/2 Weeks would both grow up to look like two puss-filled ass warts that really need to be drained. If I was at The Informers premiere in L.A. last night, I would've thought that I accidentally stumbled into a Tupperware party. This much plastic is not fantastic. Seriously, if a He-Man and a Barbie doll were both thrown into a pot of boiling water, this is what it would look like.
They were so fucking hot back in the day and now they just need to be stuck in a corn field to scare the crows off. I shouldn't say that. They can stay, they just shouldn't get too close to each other for their own safety! The chemistry might still be there, so if they rubbed against each other, all would be left is two sad shrinky dinks lying on the ground.
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Why do people assume that when a couple breaks up, then he must have been beating her?
Love the movie.
Wow - such good looking people making themselves so ugly...what a shame
Close up up Kim is not flattering. I'm thinking that we blame it on Baldwin for knocking her around back in the day!
i love that you referenced shrinky dinks. you're awesome.
Kim's cutlets look like huge boils. She went too far. It seems as if the work on her face makes her neck look older. If you're going to do that much to your mug, give the turkey neck some love too!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I thought Mickey looked kinda alright nowadays.. but he looks HORRIBLE in these pictures. He needs to keep the moustache on.
Kim looks fine. She's 55 years old, of course she's had work done... but I don't think she's gone overboard with it.
Why would you "usually take the woman's side" Hekki? It's a case-by-case thing. Women are just as capable of being crazy assholes and fucking up relationships as men are.
I live here in NYC too, and it ain't just the women who are neurotic, lol. The gay population is downright insufferable for the most part! Of course, I am a neurotic gay so maybe I shouldn't be talking lol.
Watching the "New" Mickey Rourke would be like watching the "New" Kenny Rogers or the "New" Bruce Jenner. Just fucking weird.
Submitted by ricki lake: "I have always imagined her to be a huge bitch. I totally side with Alec in that huge divorce brouhaha. Kim Basinger is mentally unbalanced."
ricki, I usually take the woman's side, but I'm with YOU. She's high-maintenance. It probably appealed to Alec's macho side, but it gets tiresome and infuriating after a while.
If there is one thing I have very little patience for, it's neurotic women. Which is ironic, because I live in NYC, the world capital of neurotic bitches. In my family, the women are strong and straight-forward and capable, and I just don't have the coping mechanism for that shit.
Shit that movie was fucking hot for the day!!!
i wish there was a way we could see what MR would look like today if he hadn't done all that shit, he was seriously one of my first loves.
OFF TOPIC: My tits are hanging out y'all! I out double stick tape and everything but I am waiting for the office manager to hand me a safety pin! Oops!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
At least Kim still resembles a human being.
I love her outfit. It's funny how she has the EXACT same hairdo.
It's Honey Horneé.
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THAT'S what he used to look like??
Bluuuuuuuuuuuurgh Mickey. Bluuuuuuuuuuurg.
I think Kim Basinger still looks good. Poor Mickey, though. He was so beautiful back in the day.
My two favorite Crazy Kim Basinger moments:
The time she bought the town in Georgia
The hideous white dress she designed and wore to the Oscars
I have always imagined her to be a huge bitch. I totally side with Alec in that huge divorce brouhaha. Kim Basinger is mentally unbalanced.
Mickey, I can forgive the damage from boxing and bad plastic surgery but grey highlights?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
This place has got everything.
I don't think Kim looks that bad, it's nothing like JL as Dirk said.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Is Kim's face melting?
LOL at Greenhill's avvie.
you can see the crazy in kim for sure!
Another one bites the dust.
She was one of the most gorgeous women ever. She could have aged beautifully with a minimum of help because she has the bone structure. But she went a little too far.
Just like Faye Dunaway and Jessica Lange. They destroyed their beauty.
Honestly, a beautiful woman can still be beautiful with wrinkles. Especially when they have the good bones underneath. I know a few. They have gray hair and wrinkles but as long as their teeth are still good, they look just as beautiful.
*sigh*
Of course Kim "went plastic," but she still looks far better than Jessica Lange. She doesn't look like the Wicked Witch of the West. And her face is still recognizable as her own.
I've always found her incredibly beautiful -- even though she's about the most neurotic person on earth. Speaking of incredibly beautiful, I saw an oldie yesterday with Ava Garner circa 1950. It was a period movie and she took my breath away! What a fucking stunner she was!
Jeez, did Mickey get a face lift? yikes.
I think Kim still looks good, relatively speaking. Plastic, yes, but not deformed. Micky, on the other hand...well, I like his style and his chihuahuas!!! Sweet baby piggle angels.
As I said yesterday, Botox and fillers are wonderful, IF done properly. These people just take it to the extreme.
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"My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland."
-Jennifer Love Hewitt
The Movie was Cool World.
I've seen fur balls hacked up by alley cats with more appeal than these two.
no botox for moi
thank you
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Kim is looking very Joan Van Arky.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I will never understand why people do this to themselves.
Aging gracefully. Look into it.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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I think Kim was her hotest as Holly Would. She was fucking SMOKIN n that movie. I would kill for that body.