Nine 1/2 Gallons Of Botox
Who knew John and Elizabeth from Nine 1/2 Weeks would both grow up to look like two puss-filled ass warts that really need to be drained. If I was at The Informers premiere in L.A. last night, I would've thought that I accidentally stumbled into a Tupperware party. This much plastic is not fantastic. Seriously, if a He-Man and a Barbie doll were both thrown into a pot of boiling water, this is what it would look like.
They were so fucking hot back in the day and now they just need to be stuck in a corn field to scare the crows off. I shouldn't say that. They can stay, they just shouldn't get too close to each other for their own safety! The chemistry might still be there, so if they rubbed against each other, all would be left is two sad shrinky dinks lying on the ground.
honestly botox should be banned
Fuck, I almost love that movie as much as I love Mickey......still. Screw off, I wouldn't touch half the hoes MK would. But I love Mickey. Him and Tommy Lee share my #1 spot....
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Maybe I do need a therapist.
Seriously, though, I used to think plastic surgery was the way to go when things started to fall apart. Thankfully, all these celebrities who have fought so hard to keep from aging have shown me the mother fucking light. It never, ever looks right, or even ok! These people have money to hire the best of the best surgeons and they still turn out looking like this! No thank you! I believe in a few touch ups here and there, but nothing drastic! No fillers, or lip injections, or any of that other crazy stuff!! My grandma was saggy and wrinkly, but to me, she was the most beautiful grandma ever! It's a whole new stage of life that we should be embracing, not looking down upon. My grandma used to pull up the sides of her face when we took pictures sometimes for her "facelift." LOL. There is so much more to life than fending off the inevitable age.
I can't listen to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On' without thinking of that movie...they were both so good looking then...
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Well, they can bond over their "touch-ups gone wrong." Actually, they would make the perfect couple. Wait- are they a couple?? That would be great!
Think I'll watch 9 1/2 Weeks tonight, that's an awesome 80s flick.
OMFG! THANK JESUS!!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!! *passes out*
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
OH MY HEAVENLY LAWD....::backs up....falls down...gets up slowly and backs up again....falls down and twists ankle....gets up one more time and knocks over a lamp very loudly, still recoiling in a state of terror:: SO...VERY...WRONG...
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Recoiling in horror from her pics isn't the correct response, is it?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Kim still looks hot even though shes a total nutcase...
I wish Mickey would have won the oscar just to hear his acceptance speach!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I can't even believe it's the same 2 people.
Is 9 1/2 Weeks the one where they use food during sex? I don't find that sexy at all.
That movie was addictive. I think maybe Alex Baldwin isn't the fool we might have thought. And why oh why has Kim Basinger come out of hiding now??? What's her agenda? They both look boxidiculous, but I'm still rooting for Mickey, despite his wasted face.
Why does plastic surgery make you look so filled and greasy? It's not very attractive....
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Kim baby NOOOOOO! Why can't Anyone in Hollywood learn to leave well enough alone!? Kim was absolutely jaw dropping gorgeous in L.A Confidential; one of my favorite movies.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
She had a body double in 9-1/2 weeks but she still was a beauty. And he was a beauty. But beauty is the other side of the coin of hideousness.
Honey Horneé: I bet you like to be in control...
Garth: Yes, like when I was 17, my sister wanted to loan my Def Leppard. I said "No way!"
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Mickey's face has been pulled so tight he looks like the joker and burt reynolds.
yes, they were both beautiful and that movie was super hot.
who knew they would mess up their faces this way...I bet if they had aged naturally or gotten really good work, they would still be sexy and not the monster-like creatures they seem to be today.
Mariana:
Kim Basinger's face is called aging gracefully.
Mickey Rourke's face has signs of crackery and symptoms of abuse written ALL over it!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Wow, they were hot! hot! HOT! He looked like a young Bruce Willis with slightly more hair, now he kinda looks like Karl Lagerfeld before the Jenny Craig. She is doing well for 55, though, and he doesn't look quite as busted as he did about a year ago...
No one stays 21 forever..
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I think Kim looks great. She has crow's feet around her eyes, so I don't know that she's necessarily had botox. You'd think if she was getting botox, she'd have fixed the crow's feet around her eyes.
9 1/2 gallons of botox is the best title ever. I am glad Mickey is having a comeback even though he abused his beautiful visage. Kim is an "agoraphobe" (scared to go out) but Alec seems like an alcoholic asshole.
Blah!
Oh MY bad! That's what I get for being lazy and not going all the way thru the thread!
Sorry bunny!
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Countin bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...
I honestly don't think either one looks that bad. Mickey looks clean and not so banged up in the face. Kim would look hella better without the cheek implants, thats the only thing that I think looks eek is her cheeks. The rest of her looks great. Nothing to see her, we will all be over 50 one day and trust me its not too far away.
Lorelei
It's called aging! None of us can run from it! They both look reasonably good to me, considering that they were much younger when the movie was filmed!
Stop being so rude and judgmental!
No matter what Nine 1/2 Weeks will always be one of my all time favorite movies...Back in those days girls wanted to be or at least look like Kim Basinger & fuck Mickey Rourke (I did anyway).
I am defending Kim Basinger because she looks just fine for her age.
Mickey, on the other hand, looks beyond beat, thrangled and thrown from a speeding bullet train!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
"they just need to be stuck in a corn field to scare the crows off."
Hilarious and accurate MK!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:00pm.
"Why do people assume that when a couple breaks up, then he must have been beating her?"
Probably cuz the slimy bastard was arrested for spousal abuse in 1994…
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I was referring to Alec Baldwin not Mickey Rourke.
Someone down below said Kim was knocked around by Baldwin. I have never heard this allegation before.
Yes, goodness they were hot together.
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Can't these people age gracefully. They look so fucked up with all that plastic surgery.
i guess they can't all be julie christie.
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but, then again, what do i know?
I never got the whole greasy wop thing that Rourke made himself into. Was never a fan of any of his work but he played some good roles lately.
He wasn't bad lookin back then........ he's barely recognizable!
this makes me weep. mickey & kim was sssssssssssssmokin' in Nine 1/2 Weeks. kim would have aged beautifully if she didn't get those stupid cheek implants and mickey, well, mickey's been down a rough road.
"Why do people assume that when a couple breaks up, then he must have been beating her?"
Probably cuz the slimy bastard was arrested for spousal abuse in 1994…
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Countin bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...
Botox is fine for a few little wrinkles or frown marks but come on - the rest of the butchery, like cheek, chin, whatthefuck ever implants is insane. It's like putting your face in the Ugly, yet Grotesque Hall of Fame Bucket.
ack! shield my eyes. i can't bear to have the sexual fantasies of my early 20s be tainted by these two walking wax figures.
i would have happily crawled on the floor to pick up the money for john. not so much for this guy pretending to be him. oh, the pain...
MK you are even funnier than usual this morning. Love you! Shrinky dinks!
Kim looks fine. She's 55 years old, of course she's had work done... but I don't think she's gone overboard with it.
But the forehead! Damn huge, kinda like Nicole. But at least you can still recognize her.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
"puss-filled ass warts"
Those must be huge warts!
Why do these idiots do cheek implants. They always looks bizarre. Kim Basinger looks terrible and she would've aged beautifully if she hadn't resorted to plastic surgery. Instead of looking at a beautiful older woman, we are looking at a freak.
PhantomDog, excellent haiku!
gawwd that was one steamy movie. And to think I thought he was smokin hawt. ::cries::
The line "time see what's become of me" should rightfully be changed to say: "Ow! Time, f' G-d's sake; what the hell did you do to me? Jesus! I'm a goddamned mess! Somebody kill me!"
A haiku for Mickey Rouke:
Once a beautiful man,
now seeking false youth and yet
the flesh still hangs low.
Fred Flinstone - Right!?!? 9 1/2 weeks was almost like soft porn to my HS aged ass. It was so GD HOT!
*goes to youtube*
9 1/2 weeks was on all last week.pity how they fucked up their faces.
The Rourke was also hot in Body Heat.