The Alcohol Industry In The UK Is In Danger
What happens to Kate Moss when she stops drinking alcohol? Does she turn into a Gremlin? Does her overworked liver take the opportunity to finally quit that bitch? Will the alcohol industry request a bail out? Well, whatever happens, we're about to find out, because Kate Moss is off the sweet sweet nectar after she got a fungal infection on one of her feet. No, she didn't stick her toe in the wrong asshole, she claims she picked it up during a janky manicure in New York. Kate is now on antibiotics so she isn't allowed to drink a drop of booze.
A friend told The Sun, “She is certain she caught a fungal infection from the cheap salon. She’s really annoyed as she was looking forward to wearing open-toe sandals now that the weather is heating up. But she’s going to have to keep her feet undercover for a little longer.”
More like she gave a fungal infection to the cheap salon. We're all friends here, let's be honest. But I really feel for Kate. She can't show off snaggle claws and she can't drink any delicious life juice. It's a good thing she has another foot, so she can still inject the bad shit in between her toes. I knew there was a reason God gave us two feet!
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mmm more booze for me
I get so grossed out by these things, this is why I don't trust these nail salons.
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Is it me. or does Kate Moss resemble Pam Anderson in that photo? The two photos today look the bloody same! GAH!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
She can't pony up the extra $$ to go to a fancy nail salon?
Well, to be fair, I think you can't really tell about nail salons. You can see dirt, but you can't see germs.
Thats what happen when you are rich and cheap , you get fungal infection.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I went to some cheap-ass salon in San Fran once and my f'n thumbnail turned GREEN within a couple of days from some nasty-assed fungus. Don't skimp ladies!!! Bring your own tools and go to a reputable nail tech.!!!
A few weeks off the hooch, however, can only be good for this hag.
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