The Alcohol Industry In The UK Is In Danger
What happens to Kate Moss when she stops drinking alcohol? Does she turn into a Gremlin? Does her overworked liver take the opportunity to finally quit that bitch? Will the alcohol industry request a bail out? Well, whatever happens, we're about to find out, because Kate Moss is off the sweet sweet nectar after she got a fungal infection on one of her feet. No, she didn't stick her toe in the wrong asshole, she claims she picked it up during a janky manicure in New York. Kate is now on antibiotics so she isn't allowed to drink a drop of booze.
A friend told The Sun, “She is certain she caught a fungal infection from the cheap salon. She’s really annoyed as she was looking forward to wearing open-toe sandals now that the weather is heating up. But she’s going to have to keep her feet undercover for a little longer.”
More like she gave a fungal infection to the cheap salon. We're all friends here, let's be honest. But I really feel for Kate. She can't show off snaggle claws and she can't drink any delicious life juice. It's a good thing she has another foot, so she can still inject the bad shit in between her toes. I knew there was a reason God gave us two feet!
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Sickitten, manicurists need to make a living too.
I see nothing wrong with anyone treating themselves to a $15 pedicure.
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The angry man will defeat himself in battle, as well as in life.
- The Shaolin Monks
I do my own toes. No foot bacteria for me!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
IN THIS ECONOMY we should all be doing spa services to our loved ones and ourselves. Live like it's the depression so we can sleep at night.
M.E. the one with Mischa Barton or we were also talking about it in the ANTM post.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
M.E. I KNOW! like look at this hairy white bitch LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Where is the thread on Survivor.....I need to vent something.
snowy - Those bitches were probably talking about your chocha!
Bunny Rabbit. So true!
I always assumed that they had some sort of chlorine or whatever they use in pools to disinfect the water. But that doesn't solve the dead skin cells problem. Gonna barf now.
I NEVER sit in those spa chairs. My place uses a regular basin and line in with plastic. I saw a spot on CNN 3 years ago about how bacteria gets stuck in the places they can't clean, and people were breaking out with boils all over the legs. Pass.
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"My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland."
-Jennifer Love Hewitt
Bitchette, in the tub or Jacuzzi when ya take a bubble bath. Grab his foot and slather on some of that cheap apricot scrubble and massage it in. Just makes feet clean and nice, just like after day at beach.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:50am.
i don't let my mans feet into my own foot bath. :)
i love my own little foot spa, but the jets aren't as strong as i would like, plus, i tried to put shower gel in there, and it bubbled EVERYwhere! lol oops!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
ME: ITA! I swear, the last time I went the woman did such a good job, she worked on me with tweezers for about an hour after the waxing. But all I kept thinking was "you don't really have to do this, I'm sure you hate it, geez how freaking hairy AM I!?!?" LMAO and I was thinking what a big tip I was gonna have to give her, LOL
and of course she kept yelling things to the other chicks in Korean or whatever, I was just imaginging.....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
I've had a pedi ONCE. The best thing about it was the massaging chair. The lady working on my feet was brutal!
I'll continue to do it myself. Thankyouverymuch.
This cunt has millions of dollars and she's getting cheap pedicures that give her cooties? What the fuck ever!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I too find the idea of someone working on my feet totally strange. I walk on my bare feet a lot at home and for me taking care of my feet is part of my personal hygiene. Something about having someone else do it feels degrading to the other person.
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Yeah, I know. That's why it's great when the signif other and you use that apricot scrubble to do a foot massage on each other's feet in the Jacuzzi or tub. Better than sex. Can't believe I just said that.
snowpiece - RE: Brazilian. I felt degraded when I had my brazilian. Not even my Gyno gets that far up into my junk!
bitchette HA! yet another thing I haaaate! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
re- not liking someone working on your feet
i always think those korean (or different asian ethnicities who don't speak much english) are talking about me and my feet!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Bunny Rabbit seriously you are making me decide to never get a pedicure again, these are the exact reasons I hate to go, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by alknowingone on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:20am.
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You really are the allknowingone! You should post your email address so we can ask questions. Not being sarcastic. I love walking encylopedia people. Love 'em!
While many of you have already mentioned bringing your own tools to a manicurist, there's another caveat I have to mention. It's not just the tools, but the foot bath that's also a major source of infection. The jets in those things are filled with sloughed off skin, scum and grime, which these nail salons never clean. Maybe they'll Ajax the basin of the contraption, but they don't ever disinfect the jets. You can get a fungal or bacterial infection from that source as well. Find a place that either doesn't have jets and cleans their basins after every use, OR find a place that has portable foot spas (like the kinds you get at any department store) that they line with disposable plastic liners for each client. It's really gross what these places get away with.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:38am.
I too find the idea of someone working on my feet totally strange. I walk on my bare feet a lot at home and for me taking care of my feet is part of my personal hygiene. Something about having someone else do it feels degrading to the other person.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Hekki: I don't like it either, I force myself to go sometimes, OMG the worst is having a brazilian OMG come on, not only the pain, the whole thing you said about having someone working so hard on you, on your VADGE! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
I hope this cheap skank's toenail falls off and never grows back. I thought it was well known that you can get some nastay fungies at nail salons and this dumb whore decides to cut corners when it comes to that? I get so angry when i think about how this moldy skank got to bump uglies with Johnny Depp.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Crab louse
Crab lice are small insects that infest the pubic hair. They can be seen with the naked eye, as can their eggs (nits) which attach themselves to the hairs. Intense itching is the most important symptom. This harmless venereal disease is treated with a special emulsion. They are often spread to the toes by whores who visit NYC nail salons. Treatment includes a delousing by Pete Doherty!
Submitted by Dirk Diggler: "BTW, we hear a lot about those nasty infections from beauty salons. What happened to taking care of it yourself? I had a pedicure once and frankly was embarrassed that a ho had to work on my feet. Embarrassed for her, not for myself."
I'm with you, Dirk. It costs too much and I find it uncomfortable. What do you say to the person kneeling at your feet? It's hard for me to just ignore someone who's touching my body for half an hour.
I don't have the mentality it takes to have people doing things for me. I like to do everything myself.
The nail salon thing really weirds me out. In Texas I always see them break open a plastic pack of sterilized tools every time I get my nails done. I assume this must be the law down there? NY has some reaaaaaallllly janky nail places. What are the standards there? I'm also scared to get my toes done here in London. Shit, you dont need a license to do HAIR here.
She's likely not on an anti-biotic as those do nothing for fungal infections, unless there's also an opportunistic secondary bacterial infection that set in as well. Anti-fungals ABSOLUTELY DO NOT mix well with booze. If she's taking an anti-fungal and drinks even a little, she will get profoundly ill and seriously regret mixing the two. One shouldn't drink with most anti-biotics as well because drinking may cause some side effects and reduce the efficacy of the anti-biotic but not on the order of drinking with anti-fungals. There is one anti-biotic called Augmentin that can be taken by a drinker without any problems. Most MD's will ask if the patient is a drinker and prescibe Augmentin if the answer is yes.
BTW, we hear a lot about those nasty infections from beauty salons. What happened to taking care of it yourself? I had a pedicure once and frankly was embarrassed that a ho had to work on my feet. Embarrassed for her, not for myself.
Ladies, this is why you provide your own manicure/pedicure tools. You should purchase your own kit, so you don't get someone elses fungus!
I love the picture, bitch looks so completely wasted.
That's not gonna stop her! Come on drunkies. We all tell ourselves that the alchohol is gonna kill whatever the problem is. Drunks don't stop drinking when they take antibiotics. If that was the case we wouldn't need detoxes and rehabs, now would we?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin: "Her enlarged liver gets a week's vacation. How nice."
It must really need the break, huh?
I was watching an episode of "Dr. G: Medical Examiner" about this 38 year old woman who died suddenly. She had a big fatty liver because she was a coke-head and major drinker. But what killed her was that her esophagus necrotized. It turned black and DIED. Her esophagus! It's rare but it happens to alcoholic cokeheads.
It just made me wonder how some of these Hollywood hoes are still alive.
how bloody long do you stay on antibiotics for two weeks. god you think she had sirosis of hte liver and was told to never drink again..
poor thing can't wear open toed shoes for a couple of weeks...there are worse things in this world lol
And why can't she just put a band-aid on it and wear the shoes anyway?
Maybe there's something I don't know about toenail fungus because I do my own pedicures (and a rather professional-looking job, I must say) and have never had a nail fungus. But how bad can it be? Is the whole toe swollen and red and pus-y?
does anyone know when Susan Boyle is gonna be on Oprah? My mom is asking, LOL I can't find when she's on.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Unless someone locks her in a room to come down Trainspotting-style, being on antibiotics probably won't keep her from the good stuff.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:00am.
GUD MOORNIN LCT!
hahahahahahaha....
MODEL MOM JUMPS OKAY!
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GUD MOARNEENG LUV ANDURSENALINA!
PUT WHITE POWDER ON FACE HOLE AND SUCK IN CLEAR AIR OK WOW
ihearthatersalina, we can bring it back. We'll bring it back like a good festering herpes outbreak.
LCTalina you make me nostalgic for 2007 *tears up*
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
GUD MOORNIN LCT!
hahahahahahaha....
MODEL MOM JUMPS OKAY!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Her enlarged liver gets a week's vacation. How nice.
She's fug and I never understood her popularity.
That's what you get for being a cheapskate.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
TACO SLOT DRIPS IN MOUTH OK WOW MAKE CARLA DO BOOT MOVES ON PINK WIGS AND SLAP BUM CIRCLE OK EAT GROUND BEEF IN GAS STASHUN BATHROOM BANGALOWS OK WOW
I HATE ALL OF YOU IN THESE LOWER CHATS
AWWWW....STUPID, CRACKHEAD, ANOREXIC DUMB WHORE Katie.....booo fucking hooo...she cant wear sandals anymore? Oh jesus fucking christ, what a tragedy. Let's make an announcement about that and put in the news....overpaid, untalented, cocksucking coke head cunt cannot wear flip flops...among all the tragedies that can happen, not being able to wear flip flops as a result of fungal infection after a treatment in a salon is certainly the most tragic...(cheap for her means she didnt have to shell out 700 pounds for a pedicure and there were no free coke lines...)
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I really don't know how I will go on today knowing poor wittle KatiePie cannot wear open toe shoes, I might need to go home early.
DAMN YOU PHUNGUSS!
It's probably from her drippy taco slot.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
You get what you pay for dumb ass and I doubt it was from the salon! Non rotating shoe, no sock wearing, crusty pantyhose recycling bitch!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
NOOOOOOOOOOGGGIIIIEEEEE!
No problem. She can give up the booze - she'll just take some downers instead.
I saw a boy getting a manicure the other day. I'm guessing he was about 10 or 11. I didn't get a fruity vibe from him, either.
if you follow this skank's plan for fine living, spend good money on booze and coke...be cheap on manicures and pedicures...
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you see me, bitch....