The Alcohol Industry In The UK Is In Danger
What happens to Kate Moss when she stops drinking alcohol? Does she turn into a Gremlin? Does her overworked liver take the opportunity to finally quit that bitch? Will the alcohol industry request a bail out? Well, whatever happens, we're about to find out, because Kate Moss is off the sweet sweet nectar after she got a fungal infection on one of her feet. No, she didn't stick her toe in the wrong asshole, she claims she picked it up during a janky manicure in New York. Kate is now on antibiotics so she isn't allowed to drink a drop of booze.
A friend told The Sun, “She is certain she caught a fungal infection from the cheap salon. She’s really annoyed as she was looking forward to wearing open-toe sandals now that the weather is heating up. But she’s going to have to keep her feet undercover for a little longer.”
More like she gave a fungal infection to the cheap salon. We're all friends here, let's be honest. But I really feel for Kate. She can't show off snaggle claws and she can't drink any delicious life juice. It's a good thing she has another foot, so she can still inject the bad shit in between her toes. I knew there was a reason God gave us two feet!
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@M.E. Sorry to hear about that. I swear by the holistic pharmacist I go to though. I just can't afford to do the doc-in-the-box routine all the time.
Submitted by missy on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:50am.
sparkle - my friend let herself have one beer or glass of wine a few days a week once she was well into the second trimester. Her baby is as healthy as can be
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I dont know, I'm kinda scared -- my husband is a pothead and I'm an an alchoholic so these poor babies are already getting some tainted genes. Hell, while we talking about saving money, I might need to start a rehab fund for the twins now.
Uh...what does "n*gger rich" mean, and who thinks it is ok to say things like that?
LuxLuv - True. I went in seach of an alternative to the steroid cream my doctor prescribes. But it seems to be the only thing that clears it up.
*cries*
Now I have to figure out something else for my scalp. My light scaling has turned into full blow pussing scabs.
Yes, we are back to puss.
Submitted by Tubereuse on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:53am.
Does anyone know what that drink is in front of her?
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Diluted Polynesian blood?
You can clear a room with the smell of that stuff, that's for sure. I don't know what other uses Tea Tree oil has, I just know it worked on my toe nail situation... No more grotty-toe!
Submitted by Tubereuse on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:53am.
Does anyone know what that drink is in front of her?
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:47am.
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That was...beautiful
Does anyone know what that drink is in front of her?
Submitted by sparkle586 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:50am.
sparkle - my friend let herself have one beer or glass of wine a few days a week once she was well into the second trimester. Her baby is as healthy as can be.
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:36am.
Sparkle, loved your posts in the Gwyneth thread yesterday, BTW. Good reading.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:34am.
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Yeah, Spidey's Mom but when my cat needed med care last year, I was able to spend the 8k on him and still maintain my house for all of these other rescue animals (you know) and not freak out. I'm talking another level here. Just me. After college, I didn't have money and struggled and didn't wanna ask my parents but I did when my cat cost me 3k.
So, what are you a trust fund baby or getting a regular check from Uncle Sam? What are you saying? Your future is secure and you own that home? You pay that property tax? Your husband makes tons of $$$? Just what is your situation? Spider needs to know...
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:41am.
Stoney - LMFAO! Drinks are NOT cheap out here in CA, especially if you don't want well! Shit, I'm glad that after I bartend, I get 2 free drinks!!!
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STOP TALKING BOUT DA BOOOZE!!!! I'm in serious pregnancy withdrawal!!! Seriously, I could attack a bottle of vodka right now. I dont want food, but damned if I wouldnt give my right arm for a grey goose/slimeline tonic with a twist of lime. AAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
ME - a freind of mine had very severe psoriasis and her best defense was her diet. I think she avoided wheat and dairy (dont quote me on that) and that was the most effective thing she did.
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:35am.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:25am.
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You have a point. I guess I have that depression era mentality but you know when you have so many souls riding on you, you're always looking down the road a few years.
This is why I have money. Opposite of nigger rich to the point of extreme. You have assets to protect and something is always breaking in your house or car. Just life. Never have to freak over where the money is coming from if you spend wisely.
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No, I get you on that and I agree 100 per cent. My husband and I were about to plop down 400k on a McMansion in Houston (which we would afford on our incomes) but at the last minute we pulled out because we decided that we would rather have a much cheaper house with a small mortgage and money in the bank so that we dont have to slave away to pay a mortgage. Like you, we fundamentally believe in living below our means, BUT I still enjoy the very occassional mani/pedi, I get my hair done every week and I have a girl who cleans for me. Those are the little things that make my otherwise frugal life (we rarely eat out, dont drive expensive cars, shop, go out socializing, etc) enjoyable. Plus, I keep her on even though I have more time now because I know how dependent she is on the extra income. I pay her way more per hour than she earns on other jobs, and for me, its kind of a social responsibility for me to keep the wheels churning for others as long as I am able to do so.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:37am.
Well Christ! I mean really, all I picture is people wringing their hands over a trash can fire going "Oh, life is so terrible, everything sucks, life as we know it is over" For crying out loud, pick your self up and dust yourself off and start all over again. I have been stone cold broke, but I never boo fucking hooed over it. I just do what the hell I have to do and stfu!
Don't know why that comment got me sooooo pissed, but it did! I am so tired of the gloom and doom. This is a gossip site, not The Gloom and Doom of the Economy Times.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
oh I love tea tree oil. I even like the smell.
(psst - Im a undercover hippie. I like patchouli too! ssshhhhhh!)
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well Im going to get mah hair did after work today so I am doing my part IN THIS ECONOMY! LOL
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@M.E. I know! No, you didn't come off as bitchy. I feel for anyone with psoraisis (sp?). I'm all about holistic shit since docs and pricey scrips (unless we talking meds with a street value) are no longer in this girl's budget! LOL!
LuxLuv - Oh, I wasn't trying to be a bitch and say your a liar! I've used it before on things with wonderful results, that is why I tried it for this.
Just didn't work.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:35am.
i love that you brought up n*gger rich. (i'm not sure that it's better missing a letter, means the same thing) anyways- I know exactly what you mean! and ITA!
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"She’s really annoyed as she was looking forward to wearing open-toe sandals now that the weather is heating up. But she’s going to have to keep her feet undercover for a little longer."
I know The Sun is crap, but really? Really? This is in printed news? God.
There are 3rd world children diabetic people losing their feet left and right; that's something more newsworthy.
Stoney - LMFAO! Drinks are NOT cheap out here in CA, especially if you don't want well! Shit, I'm glad that after I bartend, I get 2 free drinks!!!
I agree with devilgirl - we gotta keep up our lifestyles and not go underground because of the fear. For instance, this weekend I'm going on a major shopping expedition for my pets.
On topic: this story smells more like b.s. than toe fungus. I think she's taking drugs for something she caught, but it doesn't have anything to do with a manicure.
@M.E. I didn't say that crap was a cure-all! It sure DOES reek too and it burns like a mother if you don't dilute it (sorry to hear aboutyour experience with it). I only used it for the stupid nail fungus on my toe nail at the suggestion of a foot doc because I didn't want to take the dangerous and pricey prescription drug that was the alternative. And I didn't wanna go around with janky-looking toe nails. That shit is GROSS.
I love the nail salon I go to. I stopped getting fills and let my acrylics grow out when Tug was born but I went for a mani/pedi about a month ago and I walked in after four months and the owner greeted me by name, asked how the baby was, etc. I don't go regularly like I used to but I don't see the downfall in spending the money every so often.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
"we all have to huddle around a trash can and bemoan our fate"
ROTFL I snorted at that one dG!
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:33am.
Ok, you so need to come visit me. My happy hour friends and I have a place with two for one well liquor drinks or house wine for $4.25. $12.75 for six drinks.
WHAT? I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC!
*enters rehab*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Sparkle, loved your posts in the Gwyneth thread yesterday, BTW. Good reading.
Tea Tree Oil - I bought some of that shit recently for my psoriasis on my arms, cuz I had a major outbreak and was oozing everywhere, ANYWHORE, it made it WORSE! Plus it reeked to high heaven.
Speaking of pedis. I need to give myself one this weekend. My feet are dry, rough and need some TLC!
Pumice stone, foot scrub and vitamin E here I come!
What do you think makes an economy flow? If people stop doing things like going to the salon, quit getting manicures and pedicures, then there is another bunch of people out of work. If you can afford to do it, there is no reason why you shouldn't. Do we all have to martyr ourselves? I am sorry, I feel badly for people who are struggling in this time of economic hardship, but if I can afford to do certain things, I will do them. What is wrong with$15-$20 bucks to get a pedicure, if it's your money and you are paying your own bills? I take care of mass amountsw of animals that have been dropped off by stupid fucks in my front yard, so my charity is being a small Humane Society of my own, funded by no one but me. I don't personally get my nails done by pros, because I am paranoid about infections, but I think it is really stupid to say that in this economy people should not do things that they can afford to do, If it's your own money, do with it what you please, and if people want a fricken manicure, fine, that keeps a manicurist working another day.
Sorry for rant, but jeez, I hate when people act like since the economy is bad we all have to huddle around a trash can and bemoan our fate and share our money with others. No one is paying my bills but me. If I want to buy a pair of $500 Manolo's, I will. My mini zoo doesn't allow for that at the moment, but can't say I won't be buying a pair come sale time at Neiman's!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:32am.
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:26am.
Don't you have florescent-colored Vietnamese nail salons with fake flowers and Buddha statues in your area? LOL
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hahaha, I know, right?!? I always go to the cheapy places. $30 mani/pedi. if you find a good one they do the job just fine.
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Stoney, mine too. At $6.25 a drink, plus tip, I'm easily looking at a $25-30. LOL
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:26am.
Don't you have florescent-colored Vietnamese nail salons with fake flowers and Buddha statues in your area? LOL
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Speaking of foot grossness, why must pus be so overwhelmingly disgusting?
My bar tab, anyway. LOL
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I'd rather do my own toes & not have to worry about icky toe times. I freakin LOVE my PedEgg. It's like a cheese grater LOL
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:22am.
What's wrong with a $15 pedicure? Shit, I'm broke as fuck but at least I can get cheaply pampered so I won't be so goddamn depressed. No different than treating yourself to a bar tab!
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And a $15 pedi is probably going to be cheaper than your bar tab.
Tea tree oil will clear that nail fungus stuff up too. You can get it Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately I speak from experience since I got it while I was in basic training, from slogging around in combat boots. It DOES work though and it's far less expensive ($10.) and won't damage your liver like some of the drugs docs prescribe.
PUSS TIMES ON THE TOE SLOTS WOW
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Sorry, just that 'old money' attitude is hard to shake. I always watch my dollars so if one of my cats gets sick and needs expensive surgery I can say to the vet 'Do it!' without blinking an eye.
Also, the property taxes on my home are just so freaking outrageous. Brangelina is moving here to my town, so you get the idea.
Where the hell are you getting $15 pedis???
even with a coupon the last one i got was $30!
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:16am.
I see nothing wrong with anyone treating themselves to a $15 pedicure.
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I agree, but not IN THIS ECONOMY!
Dry cleaners, bartenders, cafes all need to make a living but I'm not gonna support that if it makes me lose sleep at night.
Treating oneself changes meaning when the mortgage has to be paid IN THIS ECONOMY.
I have no worries for me but that is because I've always lived under my means. None of us know when the financial situation will alleviate so, no, treating yourself is not wise IN THIS ECONOMY.
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I'm not really getting your point. If you're saying that people who are struggling to meet their bills in this economy should forego manis and pedis, then thats fine, but there's nothing to say that everyone IN THIS ECONOMY is in a situation where they cant afford to keep getting their nails done. People who can still afford manis, pedis, dry cleaning, etc. should certainly not stop utilizing those svcs, particularly IN THIS ECONOMY because they are primarily small businesses that need to be kept afloat in order for the employees to keep their jobs and to be able to pay THEIR mortgages. So, really, there is no reason to lose sleep over someone getting a pedi. In fact, the opposite is true. Get those pedis, girls!!
I agree Stoney. There is NOTHING wrong. It is not like it is a $40 pedi....you'd spend $15 on anything, so why not pamper yourself once a month?
Sickitten, you need a better argument.
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As a bartender, I can tell you, the booze industry is making a killing right now. Nothing like drowning your sorrows in a beer or cocktail, spewing diarrhea mouth to the bartender that is PAID to listen to you and try to cheer you up.
Just saying.
What's wrong with a $15 pedicure? Shit, I'm broke as fuck but at least I can get cheaply pampered so I won't be so goddamn depressed. No different than treating yourself to a bar tab!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Home ownership changes everything.
Uh...there are certainly many people who can still afford $15 manicures and pedicures "IN THIS ECONOMY." It's not like it necessarily has to be a choice between getting your nails done and paying the mortgage. People's situations are all different.
I see nothing wrong with anyone treating themselves to a $15 pedicure.
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I agree, but not IN THIS ECONOMY!
Dry cleaners, bartenders, cafes all need to make a living but I'm not gonna support that if it makes me lose sleep at night.
Treating oneself changes meaning when the mortgage has to be paid IN THIS ECONOMY.
I have no worries for me but that is because I've always lived under my means. None of us know when the financial situation will alleviate so, no, treating yourself is not wise IN THIS ECONOMY.