The Alcohol Industry In The UK Is In Danger
What happens to Kate Moss when she stops drinking alcohol? Does she turn into a Gremlin? Does her overworked liver take the opportunity to finally quit that bitch? Will the alcohol industry request a bail out? Well, whatever happens, we're about to find out, because Kate Moss is off the sweet sweet nectar after she got a fungal infection on one of her feet. No, she didn't stick her toe in the wrong asshole, she claims she picked it up during a janky manicure in New York. Kate is now on antibiotics so she isn't allowed to drink a drop of booze.
A friend told The Sun, “She is certain she caught a fungal infection from the cheap salon. She’s really annoyed as she was looking forward to wearing open-toe sandals now that the weather is heating up. But she’s going to have to keep her feet undercover for a little longer.”
More like she gave a fungal infection to the cheap salon. We're all friends here, let's be honest. But I really feel for Kate. She can't show off snaggle claws and she can't drink any delicious life juice. It's a good thing she has another foot, so she can still inject the bad shit in between her toes. I knew there was a reason God gave us two feet!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:40pm.
DG: I hope you know my reply was only a joke to try and deflect the CRAZY! (about me being your Sugar Momma) LOL ♥
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I didn't even see it to tell you the truth, and I certainly would have known it was a joke. Unlike some, I have a sense of humor!
I am not by any stretch loaded, but I will be happy to share what I have! I will even pay for a mani/pedi! Lol!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:39pm.
LMAOOO Lct! I still have the page open, clicking like a madwoman :P It's addictive as popping bubblewrap!
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I love how some get funnier the more you click on them, and repeatedly.
I try to delete all the retarded moms on my facebook. That's just my strategy.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:32pm.
Thanks anyway. = }
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
LCT and Clarisse are gonna play "let's not take a fucking minute, LET'S GO AGAIN!" over and over when they have alone sexy times ...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Oh my gooseness!
What in heiiiill is going on here?
Who gives a fuck what people on here spend on pedicures and clothes and whatnot?
If you can and are able to maintain your standard of living then its in your discretion.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
DG: I hope you know my reply was only a joke to try and deflect the CRAZY! (about me being your Sugar Momma) LOL ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:33pm.
Hahahahahahah! I want to download these sound bytes and apply them to my Windows scheme! Mail arrives, "And what the fuck is it with you?"
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LMAOOO Lct! I still have the page open, clicking like a madwoman :P It's addictive as popping bubblewrap!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Eh I post all kindsa weird shit on Facebook. Not my uterus of course, but plain old stuff to nod off to. I'm sure it's boring but that's all the life I have LOL!
P.S. dG you do NOT spoil to pick fights or whatever the fuck. Ignore it, it thrives on the drama.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:03pm.
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Please make sure they are a good Italian pair of shoes, with arch support. So important for your back.
Gonna let ya slide because I know you've been spoiling for a fight, with just anyone.
Chill out. Don't turn your aggressions on me. I'm a sucker but would ya just please relax, Princess? Take it out on Paltrow, not me.
BTW, did you see how gorgeous TITS really is?
No wonder she has such a way about her.
Unstable, me.
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You need to not address me any further!
You have some weirdo, sick obessession w/both TITS and Fishsticks that borders on psychosis! EDIT-let off the h! Boarding school education forces me to be anal like that!
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How dare you comment on any poster's looks or lifestyle. Who in the hell do you think you are?
The only fight I have had recently, would be with you, or other people who are totally out of line with their comments either regarding children or other poster's.
Don't call me Princess (jealous much are you?) or tell me to chill, because someone who spends her time trolling others on this site, spewing venom and racial slurs needn't be giving anyone, least of all me, chill advice.
For the record, I am in good shape, as are my feet and I need no arch support, thank you, and I have gloriously high arches that look swell in my
Louboutin's and Choo's!
And thanx for letting me "slide"- It is such a comfort that a bitter, hateful, trolling, racist is going to let me have a free pass for my evil devilgirl ways!
By the way, please remove my cats photo and all ref. to Spider from your site. He never gave HIS permission and I am requesting and requiring you to take him off your site, as we want no association with you.
Thank you and don't bother to respond, although I know you will. Keep up the trolling, you are very good at it!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by sparkle586 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:32pm.
Speaking of babies and facebook . . . does anyone else think its weird that people post their ultrasound pictures on their walls and in their profile pics?? Um, isnt that kind of personal? Why do I need the contents of my uterus posted all over the internet for some bitch who I havent seen since 9th grade to see??? Always weirds me out.
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Or when they say, "I have an announcement but I can't tell you what it is until I'm absolutely sure and we're out of the danger zone!"
AKA, give me attention for the next three months begging me to tell you what it is so I can feel superior for having an occupied uterus.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:31pm.
and I have gloriously high arches that look swell in my Louboutin's and Choo's!
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Shit, now you've succeeded in making ME jealous. My feet are flat as pancakes. BITCH!!!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:29pm.
Holy shit Clarisse, this is FUN!!!
**hits the "STFU Bruce" button over & over**
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Hahahahahahah! I want to download these sound bytes and apply them to my Windows scheme! Mail arrives, "And what the fuck is it with you?"
Submitted by missy on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:24pm.
g) they cause you to post thngs on your facebook like "Charlie just came downstairs with my lipstick all over his face!!" like its the first fucking child to EVER play with mommy's makeup.
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Speaking of babies and facebook . . . does anyone else think its weird that people post their ultrasound pictures on their walls and in their profile pics?? Um, isnt that kind of personal? Why do I need the contents of my uterus posted all over the internet for some bitch who I havent seen since 9th grade to see??? Always weirds me out.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:12pm.
It least you have a baby you whiny bitch!!
LOL
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Let's focus on why babies suck so you don't feel sad.
a)They smell like shit
Only if you don't bathe them!
b)They puke a lot, usually right on the floor, and you get to clean it up
Not all babies puke. A bit of spit up in the first couple months maybe while they still are adjusting to eating
c)They scream all night long and never let you get any sleep to the point where you wonder why the fuck you opened your legs
again, not all babies scream all night, but they do get up ever 2-3 hours for the first 6 months or so to eat
d)When they get old enough they throw temper tantrums in public places resulting in embarrassing the ever living shit out of you
occassionally. It's called raising your kid with manners
e)When they're still in diapers, they shit up their backs when they have the runs which, again, you get to clean up
shit up the back is usually only in infancy and when they are sick, and yes, it is NOT fun. But short lived. Hell, I've shit up my back as an adult. Don't judge. LOL
f)They scream
mostly the colicy one's or if they are starving or hurt
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I was trying to help Stoney not be depressed over not having a baby.
Ok, as a parent with facebook. I do NOT update constantly about my kids.
*leaves*
Holy shit Clarisse, this is FUN!!!
**hits the "STFU Bruce" button over & over**
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
PS, I love how the Christian Bale soundboard makes you verify your age because of adult content. That's just fucking awesome.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:26pm.
LCT / I heart...
For you with luv!
http://www.ugo.com/movies/christian-bale-soundboard/
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K, this is going to sound so silly, but I got emotional times from that. That was the little piece of Clarisse nostalgia I needed today, thank you. Oh fucking Lord I'm having such a bad day and that was so lovely.
*starts taking off shoes, earrings..*
TEH FUCK IS GOIN' ON IN HAR?
Nobody tells me how or where to spend my GOTTDAMN MONEY!
Hence the operative OBVIOUS WORD, "MINE", not yours.
*fans self dollar bills & CVS dollars*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:12pm.
It least you have a baby you whiny bitch!!
LOL
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Let's focus on why babies suck so you don't feel sad.
a)They smell like shit
Only if you don't bathe them!
b)They puke a lot, usually right on the floor, and you get to clean it up
Not all babies puke. A bit of spit up in the first couple months maybe while they still are adjusting to eating
c)They scream all night long and never let you get any sleep to the point where you wonder why the fuck you opened your legs
again, not all babies scream all night, but they do get up ever 2-3 hours for the first 6 months or so to eat
d)When they get old enough they throw temper tantrums in public places resulting in embarrassing the ever living shit out of you
occassionally. It's called raising your kid with manners
e)When they're still in diapers, they shit up their backs when they have the runs which, again, you get to clean up
shit up the back is usually only in infancy and when they are sick, and yes, it is NOT fun. But short lived. Hell, I've shit up my back as an adult. Don't judge. LOL
f)They scream
mostly the colicy one's or if they are starving or hurt
Submitted by missy on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:24pm.
ooh ohh me me!! Ive got one!!
g) they cause you to post thngs on your facebook like "Charlie just came downstairs with my lipstick all over his face!!" like its the first fucking child to EVER play with mommy's makeup.
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How about just the fact that having kids makes people post incessantly about their children's every GD move on their facebook as if anyone gives a shit??? Ugh. Fuck. I've had to block god knows how many people's updates on my feed because reading things like 'Gareth sneezed 3 times today' made me want to become a fucking asexual drone.
LCT / I heart...
For you with luv!
http://www.ugo.com/movies/christian-bale-soundboard/
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Countin bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:24pm.
*psssssst*
carrottop...now i feelz silly sweatin the ITouch....shhhhhhh...
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You sweat it like the Oldies. Those things are buttfuckers.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 04/17/2009 -
Let's focus on why babies suck so you don't feel sad.
a)They smell like shit
b)They puke a lot, usually right on the floor, and you get to clean it up
c)They scream all night long and never let you get any sleep to the point where you wonder why the fuck you opened your legs
d)When they get old enough they throw temper tantrums in public places resulting in embarrassing the ever living shit out of you
e)When they're still in diapers, they shit up their backs when they have the runs which, again, you get to clean up
f)They scream
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ooh ohh me me!! Ive got one!!
g) they cause you to post thngs on your facebook like "Charlie just came downstairs with my lipstick all over his face!!" like its the first fucking child to EVER play with mommy's makeup.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*psssssst*
carrottop...now i feelz silly sweatin the ITouch....shhhhhhh...
On topic: I don't get mani's or pedi's, but I pay 35.00 every 4 weeks for Maximus to get his nails did!!!
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Countin bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...
IT'S THE BLACKS OK WOW!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:15pm.
Sorry all, I have CB nostalgia Tourette's today. I blame LCT.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA! I totally listened to the musical Bale medley this morning too.
It's fucking distracting.. OOOHHH GOOOOOOOD!
It's fucking distracting.. OOOHHH GOOOOOOOD!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:20pm.
Bastid double postage! Post office madness!
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Just blame it on the tourettes :p
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Bastid double postage! Post office madness!
Im always confused about the drama that goes on here.
But just cause I get manicures doesnt mean Im a prissy whore!! PSSH!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:47am.
Aw thanks, I hope. I do retain a lot of useless knowledge and love to brain fart it out all over the comments of MK's postings.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:14pm.
Sparkle - 13 weeks is too early to drink. You need to wait till everything is developed and you are just waiting for those babies to put on weight. End of 2nd trimester/begining of 3rd. That is when my OB said it would be fine for me to have a glass of wine a night.
Not BOOZE, wine, or a beer. But just ONE glass.
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Yeah, I wont do it. I just lament and feel sorry for myself. I actually had to give it up months ago because I had fertility treatment. Booooooo.
SHIT UP THEIR BACKS?!?!
Ah!!!!
*ties tubes*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:12pm.
It least you have a baby you whiny bitch!!
LOL
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Let's focus on why babies suck so you don't feel sad.
a)They smell like shit
b)They puke a lot, usually right on the floor, and you get to clean it up
c)They scream all night long and never let you get any sleep to the point where you wonder why the fuck you opened your legs
d)When they get old enough they throw temper tantrums in public places resulting in embarrassing the ever living shit out of you
e)When they're still in diapers, they shit up their backs when they have the runs which, again, you get to clean up
f)They scream
well said Devilgirl!!!!! smooches to you!
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The angry man will defeat himself in battle, as well as in life.
- The Shaolin Monks
Sorry all, I have CB nostalgia Tourette's today. I blame LCT.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Sparkle - 13 weeks is too early to drink. You need to wait till everything is developed and you are just waiting for those babies to put on weight. End of 2nd trimester/begining of 3rd. That is when my OB said it would be fine for me to have a glass of wine a night.
Not BOOZE, wine, or a beer. But just ONE glass.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:03pm.
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Please make sure they are a good Italian pair of shoes, with arch support. So important for your back.
Gonna let ya slide because I know you've been spoiling for a fight, with just anyone.
Chill out. Don't turn your aggressions on me. I'm a sucker but would ya just please relax, Princess? Take it out on Paltrow, not me.
BTW, did you see how gorgeous TITS really is?
No wonder she has such a way about her.
Unstable, me.
DOOM AND GLOOM ECONOMY TIMES OKAY! BUST MY BROKE ASS TAX WOW!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
It least you have a baby you whiny bitch!!
LOL
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:50am.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:41am.
Stoney - LMFAO! Drinks are NOT cheap out here in CA, especially if you don't want well! Shit, I'm glad that after I bartend, I get 2 free drinks!!!
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STOP TALKING BOUT DA BOOOZE!!!! I'm in serious pregnancy withdrawal!!! Seriously, I could attack a bottle of vodka right now. I dont want food, but damned if I wouldnt give my right arm for a grey goose/slimeline tonic with a twist of lime. AAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
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Oh Honey, I'm sorry. I totally feel for you! BEEN THERE! How far along are you?
When I was pregnant I'd give the BH the evil side eye when he'd make a cocktail!
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I'm 13 weeks with TWINS and I really do miss the booze, especially since my husband hasnt given up the weed. I'm always sober and sick and his ass is all chill and stoned. Seriously, husbands should be shipped off somewhere when their wives are pregnant and only returned occassionally to get yelled at.
Btw, do you guys do low-cal (slimline) tonic in Cali?? I'm moving back to Texas from London and that shit is impossible to get out there. They dont do slimline anything in Texas.
Damn dG you go on with ya bad self!! ^5ers!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Uhm..Err.. WTF just happened?
devilgirl, I fucking love you. You just gave me hope again.
It's so goddamn refreshing to read someone standing the fuck up for themselves.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:52am.
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I love/hate Gwyn. I feel so bad for her right now. She's really flailing. She really needs her Dad now. I have a whole blog centered around our Gwyn. I gotta go get stuff at the stores now. Be back later. Anyhoo, saving money is just a game. This is for you prissy manicure getting/product junkie whores. Look under 'tips' on the right. I can squeeze the manuer outta a buffalo nickel.
http://sickitten.com/2008/11/12/biore-pore-strips-are-highway-robbery.as...
http://sickitten.com/categories/Tips.aspx
Just one of the girls. Love animals, people and women (not in a gay way).
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:01pm.
OK, the truth must come out, I am DHG's sugar momma. I keep her in the luxury she is accustomed too and in return she gives me home pedis and brazilians...
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Why that two timing hwore! She told me I was her sugar mama last night, right after she finished popping my back zits and plucking the hairs outa' my moles.
Hmm..perhaps Kate Moss prego rumors a while back, weren't just rumors?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:50am.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:41am.
Stoney - LMFAO! Drinks are NOT cheap out here in CA, especially if you don't want well! Shit, I'm glad that after I bartend, I get 2 free drinks!!!
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STOP TALKING BOUT DA BOOOZE!!!! I'm in serious pregnancy withdrawal!!! Seriously, I could attack a bottle of vodka right now. I dont want food, but damned if I wouldnt give my right arm for a grey goose/slimeline tonic with a twist of lime. AAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
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Oh Honey, I'm sorry. I totally feel for you! BEEN THERE! How far along are you?
When I was pregnant I'd give the BH the evil side eye when he'd make a cocktail!
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 11:51am.
Not that it is any of YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, but since you have the nerve to ask, I will tell you: I have worked and invested and saved my fucking HARD EARNED money. I DO NOT GET A GOVERNMENT CHECK AND I PAY TAXES AND I FUCKING OWN MY OWN HOUSE-OUT RIGHT!
Annually, I have at least two grand sunk into vet care for my pets! I take care of everything that I need to, and if my parents spoil me, what's it to fucking you???? I HAVE WORKED AND THE FACT THAT I DON'T HAVE TO IS NONE OF YOUR BLOODY BUSINESS.
I used to like you because I thought you were nice to animals and you seemed nice, but lately you have become a hateful individual who gets pissed on this site if people dare to disagree with you. I have, in the past , stuck up gor you when people have been mean to you and I you then later spout off to me that I "didn't have your back" well screw you! You are hateful to people on here and you are somewhat racist. I could give a fuck less about what you think of me at this point because your questions to me, along with your subtle jabs, are totally out of line. I am basically a fair and nice poster here, but you have tripped my bitch fucking switch today!
So, in your honor, I am going online today and ordering a really expensive pair of shoes, since you think I am so, how do you put it, oh yeah n**** rich and then, I am going completely against my own rules and finding the first place I can , and I am getting both my nails and feet done, then I am going to burn a wallet full of money for no reason at all!
You and I are done on this site. Don't troll me like you do TITS, because I won't be as nice as she has been.
Have a nice life and NEVER ATTEMPT TO TALK TO ME ON HERE AGAIN!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
OK, the truth must come out, I am DHG's sugar momma. I keep her in the luxury she is accustomed too and in return she gives me home pedis and brazilians...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related