The Alcohol Industry In The UK Is In Danger
What happens to Kate Moss when she stops drinking alcohol? Does she turn into a Gremlin? Does her overworked liver take the opportunity to finally quit that bitch? Will the alcohol industry request a bail out? Well, whatever happens, we're about to find out, because Kate Moss is off the sweet sweet nectar after she got a fungal infection on one of her feet. No, she didn't stick her toe in the wrong asshole, she claims she picked it up during a janky manicure in New York. Kate is now on antibiotics so she isn't allowed to drink a drop of booze.
A friend told The Sun, “She is certain she caught a fungal infection from the cheap salon. She’s really annoyed as she was looking forward to wearing open-toe sandals now that the weather is heating up. But she’s going to have to keep her feet undercover for a little longer.”
More like she gave a fungal infection to the cheap salon. We're all friends here, let's be honest. But I really feel for Kate. She can't show off snaggle claws and she can't drink any delicious life juice. It's a good thing she has another foot, so she can still inject the bad shit in between her toes. I knew there was a reason God gave us two feet!
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:38pm.
I have known Devilgirl from back at the Milledgeville Youth Correctional facility in Ellisville, GA. She was in for B&E and I was in for murdering my cousin. (We were both framed) The doctor put us on haldol. Everthing's been fine since, psychiatrists tell me so.
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Hahaha! Don't forget our stint in rehab too, where we met lots of people, well ,all the people that were inside our CRAZY heads! Don't be shy about talking about all the other drugs we are on and how we spend our money irresponsibly in this economy. I know my pets are suffering so from my wayward spending!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:42pm.
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Nah, I was just wondering where all that financial security came from. Even a person of means like me has the insecurity. Probably from one too many trips to the Animal ER in the middle of the night where they rape you.
Let's drop this. We're both animal lovers.
We'll just avoid each other but I love knowing you're a spoiled princess, just like me.
Sorry. Kiss that huge piece of feline testosterone and let's be cool.
Okay?
You are an admitted alcoholic who brags about her trips to psychiatrists for meds. Give me a break.
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I think it was you that said the Ambien didn't work on you. Well, it didn't work for me either.
I took 2 and nothing, just stayed up the whole entire day. That was yesterday. I dunno, maybe the Ambien CR is better?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:27pm.
Thank you Sugaroo for the kind words, but they are lost on an idiot like her. She is trying her hardest to make this into a major thing, there by getting me banned. Don't say another word to her regarding me, as I don't want you or Grapedrinkbaby or anyone else dragged into this ridiculous bullshit with this nut job. She provoked me by asking if I was on government assistance or a trust fund baby. like it is any of her fucking business how any of us spend our fucking money!
Sugaroo, you and Grape are sweethearts for sticking up for me, but drop her like yesterdays news as this is the last I am going to say on the matter.
Troll all you want SICKITTEN, I am not the only one here who thinks this way, why don't YOU read over this and several other threads!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I have known Devilgirl from back at the Milledgeville Youth Correctional facility in Ellisville, GA. She was in for B&E and I was in for murdering my cousin. (We were both framed) The doctor put us on haldol. Everthing's been fine since, psychiatrists tell me so.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:04pm.
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Only a mental person would think she kicked my ass. Her history here, if you were sane, you'd steer clear.
Everyone knows the deal and you look foolish.
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Oh pillar of mental stability, tell me and everyone else here, what my history is why don't you!
Everyone knows the deal huh? What might that be?
You are an admitted alcoholic who brags about her trips to psychiatrists for meds. Give me a break.
I don't know of anyone on here that has labeled me crazy as they have you. Why don't you check on some other threads and see what people think of you!
I am not going to waste my time on a pathetic loser like you anymore. Keep up the character assassination on me if that makes the crazy in you feel better. You have shown everyone on this site what type of a mental case you are.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:27pm.
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Look I hear ya. But just go back and look at the posts here. Really, I was just expressing my fears over THE ECONOMY. That's all. I didn't need the questioning and the attack. Just saying how fearful I am of the economy, that's all.
Just became a target of someone else's anger at someone else.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:15pm.
Nobody could be bothered going after your DG. Please. She provoked it. Go read the pasts post so you don't embarass yourself. Pipe down. I got Gia to defend right now.
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Excuse me, Sicko, but DG never says anything that could be considered provocative. And judging by how many people have, in essence, told you to fuck yourself today, I'm certain I'm not the one who should be embarrassed. So I suggest you pipe down and go play on that train wreck you call a blog.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Why, oh, why do all the crazies feel comfy coming after me? God, WHY? Only to get shot down 'cause they read me wrong. WOOPSIE!
Someone went after DG? Lemme at 'em! Bitches better leave my girl DG alone! Grrrrrr! *whipping out shank*
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Nobody could be bothered going after your DG. Please. She provoked it. Go read the pasts post so you don't embarass yourself. Pipe down. I got Gia to defend right now.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:04pm.
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Only a mental person would think she kicked my ass. Her history here, if you were sane, you'd steer clear.
Everyone knows the deal and you look foolish.
Love most of your posts though.
Go lookie at some archives. You'll be mortified to come back here and address me as such.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:04pm.
@sickitten: I am just not saying this because Devilgirl is my friend, but she kicked your a**!
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Someone went after DG? Lemme at 'em! Bitches better leave my girl DG alone! Grrrrrr! *whipping out shank*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 6:35pm.
Sugaroo - It's the Peeny syndrom.
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Oh hell no! Don't bring that crazy in here! *running for the hills*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Oh MK, nothing will ever happen to the UK booze industry. The Brits love their booze.
@sickitten: I am just not saying this because Devilgirl is my friend, but she kicked your a**!
Judge Grape rules in favor of the defendant, Devilgirl
Now excuse me while I put on my prada slingbacks. They're serving the Poor Man's Meal at the Hooverville tonight.
Sugaroo - It's the Peeny syndrom.
sparkle - I admire SAHM. Their patience, ability to BE there 24/7. I love my children and I love spending time with them, but not 24/7. With baby #2 I had planned to take 12 weeks maternity. After 8 I went back to work.
For ME, working and bringing in the income is my place. Spending the rest of my time in the evening, weekends, holidays, that is where my kids get my full attention.
And with that, I am out. Happy Weekend Horz!
Why is it that people can't seem to keep their personal brand of crazy on their own blogs so they come here to spread it around?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 5:19pm.
sparkle - Even a genius gets mommy brain after popping out a kid or two. It happens to all of us
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I hear ya. I know I'm going to lose some brain cells but I would lose 70 percent if I stayed in the house permanently after my kids were born. Hell, I'm already losing them. I have one of those washer/dryer combo things and I keep drying my clothes instead of washing them.
I lived with a woman in college who could barely formulate sentences cause she never talked to anyone except her kids and her husband for about 10 minutes at night. But granted hers was an extreme case.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:35pm.
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Obsessed with Paltrow, my inferior but TITS? Come on.
I never go after anyone on here. I'm fun. Will retort if I am attacked, though.
TITS couldn't get my attention in here unless she follows me from thread to thread, hounding me.
In the real world, she wouldn't dare.
You do know what Jen, Susan and I all look like, right?
Submitted by MAD on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 5:29pm.
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see the know it all's post a couple of pages back.
Smart and addresses your concerns.
Since when in history have you not been able to drink while taking antibiotics? And why would you take antibiotics which kill bacterial infections when you have a fungal infection? This is all very fishy... what a bunch of bull.
I think she's drinking a Bacardi and cranberry. Bacardi apparently has been on a push to get young and hip (?) endorsements. In other pix from that same Fendi show, she's also got a white wine in her hand below the runway.
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Shouldn't she be more concerned with her drinking problem then having to wait a few weeks to wear open toed shoes?
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Oh, good one but the disease doesn't play that game.
sparkle - Even a genius gets mommy brain after popping out a kid or two. It happens to all of us.
Leaving the house in a hurry only to notice when you arrive at the grocery store, you have your bunny slippers on and forgot to latch the snaps on your nursing bra.
Or you wander the house tossing up cusions and blankets, dumping out your purse looking for your keys, and they're in your hand.
Not to say you are going to become a window licker, but you will get mommy brain. Trust. ;)
YES, YOU ARE BIPOLAR!
You are fucking nuts. I just caught that shit from a few pages back and I'm thinking of that AJ movie where the girl hangs herself in the bathroom with Winona Ryder.
Ca-razy. OMG. I blocked you.
OMG, YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY!
You know you are. You're fucking crazy.
Shouldn't she be more concerned with her drinking problem then having to wait a few weeks to wear open toed shoes?
I want to flash too, being its Friday and all
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:16pm.
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I think it's really important for mothers to work to retain themselves. I see women who are 100% devoted to being a mother and being a wife and their house and home and kids ARE their identity who do fall apart when their kids are grown and feel they have no purpose. I think there are also plenty of women who realize that raising kids is temporary and they find a healthy balance between caring for them and caring for themselves.
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I agree. After busting my ass in the rat race for the past several years (and school before that), I'm looking forward to a short break to enjoy my kids. I plan to stay at home for the first year to nurse my twins and give them a good start and then I'm going the fuck back to work. I didnt pay all this money for this brain to let it turn into mush (and I have seen that shit happen to smart women -- it is NOT pretty). Endless days without adult conversation fucks with the brain.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:08pm.
ha ha... having fun at those sites?
Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:16pm.
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I think it's really important for mothers to work to retain themselves. I see women who are 100% devoted to being a mother and being a wife and their house and home and kids ARE their identity who do fall apart when their kids are grown and feel they have no purpose. I think there are also plenty of women who realize that raising kids is temporary and they find a healthy balance between caring for them and caring for themselves.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
I forgot to mention, IN THIS ECONOMY, my fuckin local Krispy Kreme closed the fuck down. Guess I'll have to stay a fat bitch some other way. :(
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Women aren't just for motherhood. We're people besides being mothers, too. I work with a person who is only a mother and I feel sorry for her. What's she going to do when her children grow and leave the nest? Who is she then? Me, I prefer not to have children, especially in the current atmosphere.
beerforbreakfastfuthermuckers.com
whoneedsatreadmillwhenyouvegotdonuts.org
fuckthisshit,imgoingtobermudatoliveoffofbananas
andcoconutrum.net
xx ~cheer up already will ya?! :P Did you ever get my pm?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
My knees certainly think they're gorgeous but they might just be saying that under duress from being tit-hitted all the time.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
ineedafuckingbeer.com
ihatemyinlaws.com
ineedtogetsome.com
ha ha I'm in a good moood today everyone
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 1:05pm.
LCT- Very cool of you to say, bunny. Truly.
I'd give you a tit flash but they're not pretty... aww, what the hell.
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Excuse my National Geographicness.
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Coooooooooooooooooool! I've never seen any of those in real life outside of a changing room. That was magic. I hope this doesn't sound gay, but can I measure how long they are?
Kidding. I'm sure your knockers are beeeooooteeful.
What a spoiled little bitch! She blames the salon for her nasty ass feet! And now she's complaining because she can't wear her 800 dollar shoes. Someone slap that hoe!
LCT- Very cool of you to say, bunny. Truly.
I'd give you a tit flash but they're not pretty... aww, what the hell.
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Excuse my National Geographicness.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Sprainedvulva, you're not a crazy mom! You're capable of talking about things other than your children! That's why I heart you so. You're one of those cool moms who hasn't forgotten who she was before chilluns. I think. Anyway, you don't seem any different after the last one!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:56pm.
notmoms.com
You mean ihavealife.com?
OK, KIDDING!!!!!
*waits to be flamed by breeders*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
I fucking love you.
I'm a retarded Facebook mom but only to an extent. What pisses me off is my fellow SAHM friends who fucking spam the shit out of my main page with every idioting quiz there is.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
notmoms.com
You mean ihavealife.com?
OK, KIDDING!!!!!
*waits to be flamed by breeders*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:51pm.
I'm not sure, my sister hasn't spawned yet, thank fucking god.
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Can we please trade for like, one day? I don't even know if I like mine anymore 'cause of all her obsessive mom BS.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:32pm.
Thanks anyway. = }
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Is there a website for people tired of mom websites? Like notmoms.com?
I'm not sure, my sister hasn't spawned yet, thank fucking god.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:46pm.
I try to delete all the retarded moms on my facebook. That's just my strategy.
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What do you do when one is your sister?
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 12:43pm.
LCT and Clarisse are gonna play "let's not take a fucking minute, LET'S GO AGAIN!" over and over when they have alone sexy times ...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I fucking LOL'd at that one. That'd be hard to maneuver.