The Alcohol Industry In The UK Is In Danger
What happens to Kate Moss when she stops drinking alcohol? Does she turn into a Gremlin? Does her overworked liver take the opportunity to finally quit that bitch? Will the alcohol industry request a bail out? Well, whatever happens, we're about to find out, because Kate Moss is off the sweet sweet nectar after she got a fungal infection on one of her feet. No, she didn't stick her toe in the wrong asshole, she claims she picked it up during a janky manicure in New York. Kate is now on antibiotics so she isn't allowed to drink a drop of booze.
A friend told The Sun, “She is certain she caught a fungal infection from the cheap salon. She’s really annoyed as she was looking forward to wearing open-toe sandals now that the weather is heating up. But she’s going to have to keep her feet undercover for a little longer.”
More like she gave a fungal infection to the cheap salon. We're all friends here, let's be honest. But I really feel for Kate. She can't show off snaggle claws and she can't drink any delicious life juice. It's a good thing she has another foot, so she can still inject the bad shit in between her toes. I knew there was a reason God gave us two feet!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:09pm.
I'm gonna need a translator, all I heard was something about how I should never change and that my schlong is so big, the next door neighbors complimented it.
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Yep, that's exactly what all that really meant...Way to read between the lines TV!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Night. See how that was done? You can learn a lot from me.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:14pm.
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LOL!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:09pm.
I'm gonna need a translator, all I heard was something about how I should never change and that my schlong is so big, the next door neighbors complimented it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
sugar, weak, as always. night.
She is certain she caught a fungal infection from the cheap salon.
My mom warned me about those fun gals.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:51pm.
@Devilgirl: I think some thoughts maybe just came out wrong and snowballed, but I really hate when people try to make Dlisted so serious. It's a gossip site for crying out loud; I don't know about anyone else but I come here to chill, not listen to a bunch of crap.
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Really, If I wanted to hear a bunch of bullshit, I'd pay attention when the gf is talking.
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Team Valtrex's GF:
You know, I'd really appreciate it if you pitched in JUST a little around here...I'm about done picking up your socks off the floor...Oh, and I suppose it would KILL you do do a dish or two??? And was is it with you men who will NOT put the toilet seat down...Oh, and who is "Debbie" with a phone number that I found in YOUR jeans while doing YOUR laundry????...and while we are on the subject, I did not appreciate you being out all night with the boys...Oh, and by the way, the neighbors totally saw you pissing their lawn early that morning...Nice, really nice...What the fuck??? Now, listen my parents are coming in this weekend and you BETTER be on your best behavior...Do you understand?? TV, TV...Have you heard a word I said?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:03pm.
suger, post 'my' twitter info. please.
i will be doing the dishes.
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Posting other people's info is a banning offense and you know it. Nice try.
Figures you don't have a dishwasher.
Oh look. Mr. Roo just brought me another diamond necklace. How boring. Nighty night!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
suger, post 'my' twitter info. please.
i will be doing the dishes.
Housewives are unproductive leeches?? Are you serious???? Stay at home moms have the hardest job in the world! I stayed at home when my son was born and could hardly wait to get to work when he started school. I got rest at work. I wish I could have sucked cock, but there was never time.
Housewives are domestic goddesses and deserve respect!
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:51pm.
@Devilgirl: I think some thoughts maybe just came out wrong and snowballed, but I really hate when people try to make Dlisted so serious. It's a gossip site for crying out loud; I don't know about anyone else but I come here to chill, not listen to a bunch of crap.
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Really, If I wanted to hear a bunch of bullshit, I'd pay attention when the gf is talking.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:50pm.
sugar, well, i would say good play, but i don't "twitter".
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Please don't lie. I hate liars. I realize I shouldn't have outted you like that - it was wrong. But don't compound it by saying you don't have a Twitter account when several people saw you on there trying to follow them.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Yeah, and she wasn't "allowed" to do all that heroin and coke either, I'm pretty sure a sore toe won't get her sober.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:23pm.
@Devilgirl: I normally try to avoid drama on here, but I just wanted to tell you thank you for saying something to that asshole. What the FUCK is "n*gger rich"? You and RickiLake are the ONLY 2 people I saw who even seemed offended but that, which makes me even more furious. And this person is trying to make it look like YOU'RE the one with the problem?
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WORD! I didn't say anything from the beginning for when I arrived it was already too late and DG had already taken care of it. Go DG!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
@Devilgirl: I think some thoughts maybe just came out wrong and snowballed, but I really hate when people try to make Dlisted so serious. It's a gossip site for crying out loud; I don't know about anyone else but I come here to chill, not listen to a bunch of crap.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
sugar, well, i would say good play, but i don't "twitter".
uncle ashtray, brush.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:32pm.
Uncle loves you, DG!
May is a slag! Fuck her!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:31pm.
sugar. twitter. enough said!
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Someone sounds bitter! I think you set a record in Twitter, May. Not one of the people you tried to follow wanted you. I just saw three people in the last five minutes alone say they blocked you. BWAH! God, you can't even get people to like you on fucking Twitter!
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Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:23pm.
Thank you for that! I feel horrible that this got so out of hand, because people do come here for fun, not drama.
I have shut my mouth for a long time about things that person said, but today I had enough. I think the reason so few said anything about the one comment was because they were trying to do the right thing and ignore her and hope she would go away. Plus, I think people are getting tired of the fighting. I apologize to the other posters for the whole mess, but I stand by what I said to her and why!
Thanks again for the nice words! It's good to know I am not totally hated on here, as SHE wanted me to think!
(((hugs)) You made my night!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
sugar. twitter. enough said!
WORD.
@Devilgirl: I normally try to avoid drama on here, but I just wanted to tell you thank you for saying something to that asshole. What the FUCK is "n*gger rich"? You and RickiLake are the ONLY 2 people I saw who even seemed offended but that, which makes me even more furious. And this person is trying to make it look like YOU'RE the one with the problem? I'm sorry; I'm far from rich but know how to live within my means so I can HAVE money "in this economy" so if I want to take a cruise or get my hair done or buy a new outfit, guess what? I CAN; THAT'S CALLED BUDGETING. Sorry, but I'm so pissed right now at the ignorance of some of the people on this site, but again, thank you for sticking up for yourself and others...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:14pm.
one more. house"wives" are unproductive leeches. suck on sugar.
heart and sugar, google gang mentality. work on that.
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Are you kidding? She's kidding, right guys? My IQ just went down 200 points reading that. I swear, a retarded three-toed sloth could have come up with something better than your post, honey. Please stop trying. Not only are you embarrassing yourself, there are a lot of people on Twitter who are having a HUGE laugh at your expense. Actually, don't stop. Please. We love your verbal poos du jour.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
one more. house"wives" are unproductive leeches. suck on sugar.
heart and sugar, google gang mentality. work on that.
@iHeartHaters - but how will you do that between sucking cock and eating bon bons?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Heehee Sug it's my Shitney ventriloquist dummy. [I have to do something with all my non-working ass free time! :P:P]
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:02pm.
Some fucked up individuals see housewives as unproductive lazy asses who suck cock for a living. Christ I wish my life were that glamorous LMAO Let em think what they want Sugaroo;)
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Ain't life grand? Jellus H8RZ!
Ur avvie skeers meeee!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Some fucked up individuals see housewives as unproductive lazy asses who suck cock for a living. Christ I wish my life were that glamorous LMAO Let em think what they want Sugaroo;)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 8:54pm.
sugar, nice theory. i guess you are right, i do not have to suck anyone's cock so that i can sit at home on my fat ass living off of someone else like you.
well, the grill is hot, so, leech on.
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Sweetie, if you can find someone who would allow you to suck their cock, you'll let me know, won't you? I figure that will be around 2099, so you take your time. I'm sorry it bothers you so much that some people don't have to work like you, but take heart. There's always reincarnation! Or in your case, wishful thinking.
Ta ta! I must depart.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
sugar, nice theory. i guess you are right, i do not have to suck anyone's cock so that i can sit at home on my fat ass, living off of someone else like you.
well, the grill is hot, so, leech on.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 8:24pm.
sugar, oh. that arrow, just missed.
clearly two of you have no control at home and come online to pretend to have some sort of power. still sad.
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The fact that you responded to it tells me it was bulls eye, honey. Bulls. Eye.
What's the matter? You jealous that DG and I don't have to work and you do? Sucks to be you, doesn't it? I mean, it must suck to be you if you really believe anyone on a gossip blog has power. Wow. Are you new?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
sugar, oh. that arrow, just missed.
clearly two of you have no control at home and come online to pretend to have some sort of power. still sad.
Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 8:06pm.
No you don't have to leave. I was just trying to spare you of the horrid turn this thread had taken.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 8:11pm.
oh i see. your target being gone now means you two have to find a new one. well, that's sad.
bullies belong on the playground.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
oh i see. your target being gone now means you two have to find a new one. well, that's sad.
bullies belong on the playground.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 8:06pm.
devilgirl, getting nasty with me does not excuse being a thread bully.
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Uh, actually it does!
Buh Bye!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 8:06pm.
devilgirl, getting nasty with me does not excuse being a thread bully.
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Don't you have a sermon to write?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
devilgirl, getting nasty with me does not excuse being a thread bully.
devilgirl: I am purr-fectly good, baby! What about you? Awww... but do I HAVE to leave?
"It looks like someone smoked a little of the good shit while going through her old Hallmark cards..." MK 4/12/09
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:55pm.
Well, as they say on the bike trail "LETSRIDE!" Let's ding dong ditch this thread as I do NOT want MK to have to suffer anymore than he already has with this bullshit!
*puts on motorcycle helmet*
I am heading for Rusty Jr.'s now! Can't wait for that mani/pedi and bottle of moonshine fresh off the still!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:51pm.
here is a bit of advice for the three whining posters, log off, go outside and live a real life if this is what you have to offer a gossip blog.
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Yes, I suppose you are right. I have not offered up my best to this gossip blog. Now I wonder what have I really given back to the world of twitter as well. I must sequester myself to read "The Road Less Travelled" by Robert Frost and reflect upon my cyber-journey.
@ grapedrinkbaby:
"What's that on yo face? You stole my chocolate bar didn't you?!"
"NO, no - thats's DOODY baby!"
LOL! Couldn't resist - I love Dave Chappelle!(sp?)
"It looks like someone smoked a little of the good shit while going through her old Hallmark cards..." MK 4/12/09
Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 8:00pm.
WTF happened in here?!
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Riverchic, don't even ask! Back out slowly and be glad you missed it!
How have you been?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
WTF happened in here?!
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"It looks like someone smoked a little of the good shit while going through her old Hallmark cards..." MK 4/12/09
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:51pm.
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10-4 Good Buddy. Heading out now. Thank You.
But Devilgirl, I've had your back ever since Big Tammy took the lead closet rod of the closet and started swinging at you. I broke out the seclusion room to tackle her. That bonded us for life.
However...since you're my friend from our days in the little pen, I will respect your wishes.
I'm going back to my Hooverville for more Poor Man's Meal now. I hear Rusty Jr. is gonna be doing pedicures for a nickle using a railroad spike he found.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:51pm.
Why don't you:
a)avoid the thread
b)mind yoour own fucking business
c)log off yourself
d)STFU!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
TROLL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:42pm.
She provoked me by asking if I was on government assistance or a trust fund baby. like it is any of her fucking business how any of us spend our fucking money!
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Well, I AM a trust fund baby and proud of it. Yeah, that's right. I smoke hundred dollar bills and only wear my Prada heels once before I tire of them. I redecorate my house from top to bottom every week and only associate with people who make a billion dollars a month like I do. The rest of you are just riffraff.
Hell, I have never had to work, although I do because I find it immoral not to have a profession. When I want to spend money, the money I spend is MINE and not anyone else's. Strangely enough, if I needed meds like Sicko does, I wouldn't brag about it nor would I make fun of addiction. If Sicko is an alcoholic and she makes light of it then she's either lying about it or she doesn't give a shit if she is. She is also passive-aggressive which as anyone who posts on here knows, doesn't cut it and WILL receive a slamming. Don't even bother getting out the Grey Poupon, Sicko, you won't be able to cut it.
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here is a bit of advice for the three whining posters, log off, go outside and live a real life if this is what you have to offer a gossip blog.