The Alcohol Industry In The UK Is In Danger
What happens to Kate Moss when she stops drinking alcohol? Does she turn into a Gremlin? Does her overworked liver take the opportunity to finally quit that bitch? Will the alcohol industry request a bail out? Well, whatever happens, we're about to find out, because Kate Moss is off the sweet sweet nectar after she got a fungal infection on one of her feet. No, she didn't stick her toe in the wrong asshole, she claims she picked it up during a janky manicure in New York. Kate is now on antibiotics so she isn't allowed to drink a drop of booze.
A friend told The Sun, “She is certain she caught a fungal infection from the cheap salon. She’s really annoyed as she was looking forward to wearing open-toe sandals now that the weather is heating up. But she’s going to have to keep her feet undercover for a little longer.”
More like she gave a fungal infection to the cheap salon. We're all friends here, let's be honest. But I really feel for Kate. She can't show off snaggle claws and she can't drink any delicious life juice. It's a good thing she has another foot, so she can still inject the bad shit in between her toes. I knew there was a reason God gave us two feet!
Image: Fame Pictures
So her vag and nasal passages have seen more traffic than the Interstate highway system and it's her FEET that get the infection. HAHA.
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@ A.cotw: Thank you for the compliment. I'm kind of blown away by it actually. I have a twitter account "Grapedrinkbaby365" that I tweet about celeb stuff with the dlisted crowd. Then I have another acct that I tweet about more southern and daily life things. Do the twitter thing and find my grapedrinkbaby365 account. We can exchange private messages there, and I'll fill you in on my latest project. I'll also link you over to the other acct. Thanks again and please find me on twitter. I'm doing something that hopefully has far-reaching implications for the juvenile justice and substance abuse in Mississippi. It also has the potential to create jobs. Thanks again! Grape
sorry but antibiotics don't kill fungus at all.... they only work on bacterial infections...
antifungals kill fungus....
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:38am.
4 digits are much easier if you include the cents among them.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:00am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:56am.
I look at either of them and I just didn't know they made drugs potent enough to make me want to fuck them. And I've done heroin.
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OMG, heroin? Is it stronger than methadone or morphine? Does heroin cause mild hallucinations?
Last time I was in the germ jail (hospital)I was given up to 75 mgs of morphine per day AND I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR IT.
One foot in the grave, the other in a steel bear trap. I'm too fucking mean to die.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:28am.
yea but daddy issues usually involves gifts and spending 4 digits on a handbag....oh wait thank god for chinese knockoffs and the west africans that sell them!!
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:27am.
that was great, ive never seen that video before. IMO she has a perfect body and i love those faces that could pulloff that doe-eyed mod 60's british look.
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:25am.
Daddy issues know no age, just be whatever will piss her daddy off most. Or me, that usually works.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:24am.
AND bitch srsly can work a pole:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp6A1KeXDC0
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:17am.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:11am.
kate moss is so hot
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Co-signed. She may be a drunken coke whore, but MAN does she take a good magazine spread pic.
*mushroom stamps co signature* now its official. hell yea she takes a good pic. she looks way better now too now that she doesnt look waify.
@TV, im not old enough to take advantage of 'daddy issues' : (
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:16am.
I'll take 23 year old blond strippers with daddy issues for the win, Alex.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:11am.
kate moss is so hot
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Co-signed. She may be a drunken coke whore, but MAN does she take a good magazine spread pic.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:13am.
*furiously organizing intervention for provolone*
oh come on! emotionally damaged blondes are the best.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:02am.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 2:11am.
wait, wait!!.... Prov... hand over the coke!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
*furiously organizing intervention for provolone*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
kate moss is so hot
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LETS GO RANGERS!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:16am.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 12:23am.
@ Devil Girl and Ricky Lake:
Thank you for objecting to the term "n****r rich."
People of good character do not use racist terms, press unrequested advice in a tone best described as supercillous, or ask impolite questions about someone's source of income. Devil Girl,you can take care of yourself-remind me not to make you angry-and I really respect you.
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I don't really deserve your respect, as I shouldn't have allowed myself to be baited by a trouble making evil doer in the first place. Thank you though for the kind words. You are a very nice poster and could never anger me, as you are always polite and well spoken.
This whole thing has become ridiculous and I am sorry for all of the people who came on this thread to have fun, and then had to put up with this bunch of nonsense.
And you are right, Grape is a hoot and a great friend, and for those who don't know she is a skilled individual in the mental health business and knows a loon when she reads one!
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Yes, you do deserve respect.I neither know nor care which ethnic group to which you belong,but I do know that you respect yourself, animals and the dignity of others. You have a right to defend yourself.
I completely lost my temper on an Octopussy thread because I read one too many comment mocking Christian charity. Since I am a former administrator/bookkeeper/person of all work for the biggest social services center in Al. County, I took offense. This was run by the Society of St. Vincent de Paul,operated entirely without city,county,state,or federal money and served 1,200-1,800 free lunches per day, 24/7 and offered everything EXCEPT a shelter.I won't deny the fact that ALL organized religions have done terrible things in God's name, including my own church. But I refuse to ignore the positive side.
Grape, great lady that she is,kindly pointed out that she had seen RC organizations operate quite effectively. To a certain extent, we were in the same line of work;despite a lack of formal training,I was good at working with our most difficult, disturbed clients.Like who wouldn't go fucking batshit when everything in life that could go wrong, did?Really interesting work, great bunch of volunteers & small paid staff.Loved it.
I thought Grapedrinkbaby was the coolest anyway.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:56am.
I look at either of them and I just didn't know they made drugs potent enough to make me want to fuck them. And I've done heroin.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:49am.
Pregnancy wouldn't get in her way either, she's okay with the mentally afflicted, look how much time she spent with Pete Doherty.
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Lol. Fuck TV, she was high at the time!... *gives it some thought*... yep, still the best excuse ever.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:39am.
Pregnancy wouldn't get in her way either, she's okay with the mentally afflicted, look how much time she spent with Pete Doherty.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I smell a rat. There's no way Cokate would let a little sore toe get in the way of party dranky times.
An infected leg wouldn't slow down her party dranky times.
She's totally preggers.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:23am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:16am.
Compliment her all you want, she's not doubling the Ritalin scrip.
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Haha! Well then ,I take it all back! No Ritalin, no ass kissing from me!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 1:16am.
Compliment her all you want, she's not doubling the Ritalin scrip.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by A.cotw on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 12:23am.
@ Devil Girl and Ricky Lake:
Thank you for objecting to the term "n****r rich."
People of good character do not use racist terms, press unrequested advice in a tone best described as supercillous, or ask impolite questions about someone's source of income. Devil Girl,you can take care of yourself-remind me not to make you angry-and I really respect you.
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I don't really deserve your respect, as I shouldn't have allowed myself to be baited by a trouble making evil doer in the first place. Thank you though for the kind words. You are a very nice poster and could never anger me, as you are always polite and well spoken.
This whole thing has become ridiculous and I am sorry for all of the people who came on this thread to have fun, and then had to put up with this bunch of nonsense.
And you are right, Grape is a hoot and a great friend, and for those who don't know she is a skilled individual in the mental health business and knows a loon when she reads one!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@ Devil Girl and Ricky Lake:
Thank you for objecting to the term "n****r rich."
People of good character do not use racist terms, press unrequested advice in a tone best described as supercillous, or ask impolite questions about someone's source of income. Devil Girl,you can take care of yourself-remind me not to make you angry-and I really respect you.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:38pm.
I have known Devilgirl from back at the Milledgeville Youth Correctional facility in Ellisville, GA. She was in for B&E and I was in for murdering my cousin. (We were both framed) The doctor put us on haldol. Everthing's been fine since, psychiatrists tell me so.
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That is UTTERLY HILARIOUS.WHEN are you going to stop hoarding your storytelling ability and write a book,screenplay,humorous essay OR SOMETHING?
My husband is from Chattanooga and he laughed his head off as well,BTW.
@ grapedrinkbaby: Thank you for backing me up around six weeks ago.Today you proved again that we can always count on Southerners for good manners,good humor,natural diplomacy,and a marvelous flair for language.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:12pm.
@iHeartHaters - but how will you do that between sucking cock and eating bon bons?
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Sorry Sug, I missed all the commotion again. I was busy earning my allowance{Actually I was just sitting on my ass pretending to work} I slack so much in my wifely duties I don't even give blowjobs anymore!
How's THAT for unproductive!?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Seriously, I'm pretty sure that's a frosty glass of kerosene that Kate's about to down there.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
*blows smoke ring on Tigerlilly, then passes*
Tigerlilly you ditty ho!! Love you so. *pulls your tiger hair*
CRINGE! So embarassed for you
CRINGEYPOO!
CRINGE!!!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:35pm.
Boys and girls, don't drink and post. This has been a public service announcment.
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I'm not, it's the 'shrooms.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:28pm.
TigerLilly♥!! How you been hookah? Holdin down the night crew? :)
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Oh enuff wif da niceities, you skank...you betta gimme dat apple pipe in yo' avie, ho!....
;-)...no, I mean it, pass de dutchie on da left hand side....
No, you know I lurves ya, mama! I just drool when's I sees yo' avie...mostly cuz it's you...but also cuz they's THE hotness that is Charlize and THE hotness that is da herb...AND AN APPLE...it keeps the doctor away (not Dr. Feel Good, tho...Yeah, fuck that apple sideways if that's the case...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:29pm.
How did we go from fungus toes to cock sucking?
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They're actually related, for me. I lost my real penis in a toaster incident (don't ask), so the doctor replaced it with one of my big toes. It's okay though, the only STDs I have to worry about are bunions and athlete's foot, and I can still hitchhike, I just have to be really, really happy about where I'm going.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Boys and girls, don't drink and post. This has been a public service announcment.
Are you dying? I would die, die, die!
Night DG!! Sweet dreams. :)
Oops I'm off topic. *yawn*
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:26pm.
DG hey hookah!!
HOWDY! *waves frantically*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Night DG!♥♥♥
Uncle Ashtray!! *holds out beer can* Trust.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:28pm.
But how did it taste?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
How did we go from fungus toes to cock sucking?
If I actually had to suck cock for money, I'd be buying Candy Spellings house by now!
Night all! Sorry for disturbance!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:17pm.
Actually, TV's neighbors said "it looked like a penis......only smaller"
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
TigerLilly♥!! How you been hookah? Holdin down the night crew? :)
DG hey hookah!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:17pm.
Sometimes, you just gotta make all new lines. Ask Kate Moss.
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*snooooooooooorrrrrrrrtttt*....Huh? *wiping tiger nose off rubbing that good shit on tiger gums*...Whadya say? I didn't hear ya...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:32pm.
Uncle loves you, DG!
May is a slag! Fuck her!!!!!!
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Awww UA! *runs to the cover of his big "trench" coat* I loves you back!
MW-F.U for saying a word to my lovely UA!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
TV Had to get the XL tarp out, but y'know. Hurry back!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:20pm.
TV as your neighbor, I concur.
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Thanks! But you'll still need to find something else to provide shade when I go on vacation.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV as your neighbor, I concur.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:17pm.
Sometimes, you just gotta make all new lines. Ask Kate Moss.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"