She's Not There For The Meat, She's There For The Puss!
Peta's main hooker, Pamela Anderson, has been booked to bring her skankness to the opening of a strip club in NYC. A strip club that is also a steakhouse. A steakhouse serves meat. Meat comes from slaughtered cows. Pamela claims to get sad in the face when a cow gets it. Oh well, IN THIS ECONOMY, a bitch has got to do what a bitch has got to do to make money to buy her UGGS...which are made out of sheepskin. Pamela puts the HO in phony.
Peta quickly issued a statement to TMZ defending their biggest prosty:
"Pam is not a host but may be attending as an invited guest, and since steakhouses nowadays have some of the best salad bars and veggie options around, we're sure she'll find plenty to eat should she attend."
Oh, Peta. Don't shove a big piece of tofu in my mouth and call it juicy steak. It doesn't really bother me that Pam is whoring herself out at meat market, but I don't know if it's a match. I mean, do they really want their steakhouse associated with a giant chunk of rotten beef? Pam is not USDA-approved.
I know I'm gayer than one of Adam Lambert's dingles, but do dudes really like their pussy with a side of juicy beef. I like surf and turf, but not like this! I guess when you order medium rare beef curtains you have to be specific!
And how long do you think it will take until Heather Mills becomes a featured entertainer at this joint?
I heard that that the landing strip steak is going to be a popular order.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
She nasty.
I don't know how PeTA can justify their most-known spokesperson doing this.
I mean, it's not like it's a regular restaurant. It's a STEAKHOUSE.
Oh, and a strip club, which those lefties find "exploitative". But PeTA finds nothing wrong with exploiting naked women anyway, so... They're only people for the ethical treatment of animals. Not people.
Edited to say that I don't have a problem with steakhouses or strip clubs. But PeTA should.
YUK!
She looks like she came off the set of Star Trek, the old orig. series.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hahahaha Nitty! She looks like the lady who makes the mysterious cheeseball at the office pot luck. She also clips her nails at her desk.
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Portland, Oregon
Wipe off the whore with a paint scraper, cunt.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
DeeDee, here's a modest pic of Pam at home.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/pamela%20anderson/Katsy_photos/4572_-...
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
It's El Cucuy eyes day on Dlisted. Pam doesn't do anything with modesty, does she?
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Portland, Oregon
I fuckin hate convenient vegetarians. Just about as much as I hate people with convenient morals.
'I always thought this would be the sweet land of milk and honey oh but I've come to find out that it's all hate and money and there's a canopy of greed holding me, down. Tones of home.'- Blind Melon
God, I hate Peta. "...since steakhouses nowadays have some of the best salad bars and veggie options around...". Are they for real? They are the most nonsensical, stupid, uninformed, misguided, hypocritical, self-indulgent group of imbeciles ever. Pamela Anderson is probably their smartest member.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:21am.
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That's the only way I wear my lumberjacket, baby.
OnT: That striploin is definitely aged.
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This place has got everything.
I haven't seen a dancer that lovely since I was at the Spearmint Rhino in Rialto on a Tuesday afternoon.
Can someone please tell her to take the black crap off her eyes.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:20am.
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Glad to know we'll all resemble one another. We should totally wear shirts with no pants too!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
She needs more eye make up. Dayum.
Wow. I always wondered what Jason looked like under that mask and now I know.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I'm pretty sure they will have a lot of crabs.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:18am.
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I'm glad you think so - I'm going with that look to your Heaux Down.
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This place has got everything.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:13am.
I like that she made the effort to match her eye makeup to her roots.
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Bwhahahaha. Klassy with a K, fer sure.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
is that Pam's real nose?
Is this real life?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Wow....what a flattering pic.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
First of all, I am awake, but that is a fuckin' nightmare!
Now, I have always wondered (why, I don't know...) about the Uggs and the peta ( I eat meat, that's why my husband agreed to marry me.wink. wink.) relationship? I mean I understand why they wouldn't throw flour on this bitch, it would interact with the grease and yeast and she would explode! Still, why don't they kick her out of the club?
xoxoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I like that she made the effort to match her eye makeup to her roots.
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This place has got everything.
Do we have to go over this again Pam? Sharpies. are. for. writing.
God, Pam, give it up. You look ridiculous.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
amazing how a few bucks will turn a "passionate believer's" head when the bank account starts getting low. the price of coke must be killing her these days.
HYPOCRITE MUCH, PAMMY???
Submitted by your ex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:02am.
ew that ring around her mouth looks like she was eating chocolate icecream.
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Oh, is that what we're calling it now? Pam, always remember to squeeze the Charmin.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
MY EYES!!! Holy crap, MK, are you trying to kill us all?
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
ew that ring around her mouth looks like she was eating chocolate icecream.
I seriously cannot stand this bitch, she is a mega hypocrite & just an overall waste of space.
She's got some Madam-face going on.
Used up trash.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!