She's Not There For The Meat, She's There For The Puss!
Peta's main hooker, Pamela Anderson, has been booked to bring her skankness to the opening of a strip club in NYC. A strip club that is also a steakhouse. A steakhouse serves meat. Meat comes from slaughtered cows. Pamela claims to get sad in the face when a cow gets it. Oh well, IN THIS ECONOMY, a bitch has got to do what a bitch has got to do to make money to buy her UGGS...which are made out of sheepskin. Pamela puts the HO in phony.
Peta quickly issued a statement to TMZ defending their biggest prosty:
"Pam is not a host but may be attending as an invited guest, and since steakhouses nowadays have some of the best salad bars and veggie options around, we're sure she'll find plenty to eat should she attend."
Oh, Peta. Don't shove a big piece of tofu in my mouth and call it juicy steak. It doesn't really bother me that Pam is whoring herself out at meat market, but I don't know if it's a match. I mean, do they really want their steakhouse associated with a giant chunk of rotten beef? Pam is not USDA-approved.
I know I'm gayer than one of Adam Lambert's dingles, but do dudes really like their pussy with a side of juicy beef. I like surf and turf, but not like this! I guess when you order medium rare beef curtains you have to be specific!
And how long do you think it will take until Heather Mills becomes a featured entertainer at this joint?
Submitted by MJF on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:53am.
Hollywood "vegetarians", "vegans", or whatever the hell they're calling themselves these days, are such hypocrites. If you eat an f'n Oreo (made with animal shortening) or f'n pancakes (with butter), or F'n ANY Starbucks drink made with milk, DON'T be telling me that you're a vegan!
And I reserve an extra special rant for the dumb-asses who won't eat meat but will gladly strap the carcass to their feet if it says Jimmy f'n Choo on it. If you're gonna take a stand on something....don't make it a matter of convenience.
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oi! ima veggie and dont strap dead bovines to my feet! there are hollywoods veggies and real life veggies don't confuse the two please.
o0o0o i'll give pammie credit tho she doesn't use botox so now its time to invest in a fringe hun
She looks beat.Ack!!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Whenever I see the word "Puss" I read it as "Pus".
"She's Not There For The Meat, She's There For The Pus!"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:59pm.
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Does the CDC help you shower sometimes? Do you go there for a scrub down, my contaminated friend?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:56pm.
Yeah, I'd wash my hand, but the faucet cowers in fear.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:53pm.
Count me out, I prefer to get my STDs the old fashioned way, through ignorance
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Amen to that, my friend. I'd shake your hand if I knew where it's been! j/k!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:53pm.
Count me out, I prefer to get my STDs the old fashioned way, through ignorance.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What amazes me is there are still guys out there that want to bang this used up whore.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Michael K,
I have been reading dlisted for 5 years. And this is the BEST POST EVER! Brilliant work my friend.
The PETA people are a bunch of hypocrites. Audrina Patridge was also invited to the opening. It makes sense, since she did all of those nude shots before she was on The Hills.
Aw MK didn't you watch her show? She doesn't wear Uggs for that reason, she wears knockoffs. She's making her own non-sheep uggs.
Crawl back under your rock, Lizard Woman.
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And furthermore, LOOK at those eyebrows. MK, I can't believe you passed up a chance to mock her over-sharpened Sharpie. Pam is such a walking (er, I mean staggering) human waste receptacle. At least she's now living in a trailer, the only thing that makes sense.
mess = makes.....so sorry, the rage affected the keyboard.
Way to backtrack Peta, you asses. Militant only when it's convenient, much? And Pam, did you forget who pays for your silicone? The whole bloody mess mess me hungry for a large piece of beef.
Tammy Faye, we need you to teach Pam the subtleties of eye makeup.
I'm sure I'll get bashed here for my opinion, but oh well..
I don't really see a difference between a Steakhouse and any other restaurant that serves meat. Meat is meat right? And most "regular" restaurants serve steak, ham, chicken, hamburgers etc. etc.
Since there are not many restaurants that serve NO meat at all, so I'm sure MOST vegetarians eat at restaurants that serve meat on a regular basis.
And her UGGS are fake. She even wrote on the side of them that they were.
There are some things PETA has said and done that I don't agree with, but they also have done a lot to help animals.
It's annoying when people say because they hate PETA so much they will eat meat, wear leather, etc. instead of getting info from a less extreme group like the Humane Society, etc. They are punishing the animals because of a group they don't like. It doesn't make sense.
No matter what you think of PETA it doesn't change the fact that animals slaughtered for meat are treated horrendously. I think of how uncomfortable I am when I have minor pain and can't even imagine what these poor animals go through on a daily basis.
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I think PETA made a statement a while ago that Pam's uggs and furs were all fake.
This ho is sooo nasty...I cannot believe an animals rights group would ever dream of having her as their spokesperson. PETA went down 10 billion notches in my book....Look, I ADORE animals...I mean ADORE THEM. I have 9 ducks, a rooster, a chicken, a dog and 9 kitties...(5 are new born), three of the kittes just ended up in my garage one day and wouldn't leave...all my animals were neglected and abandoned, and I love and adore all of them (even my horny old Rooster!) but I do eat meat, and enjoy the eggs they leave me everyday (anyone want fresh eggs..I got em!) ...AND I DO MORE FOR ANIMALS THAN MOST VEGETARIANS...I GAVE THEM SHELTER AND FOOD AND A SAFE PLACE TO LIVE! Does this make me a bad person...or an animal hater...hell to the no! I just feel that if you are going to toot your horn about being vegan, then really walk the walk sister, don't talk the talk! Even if you don't have a place to keep critters, send money to organizations, but don't go on about how bad meat is and then wear leather, and promote a strip bar/steak house. Eat a damn steak and send half your money to the SPCA, and if you can adopt an angel! Animals Rule!!
jezus cristes. throw in those 10-gallon jugs already and call it a fukken day. uch
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Call it a wrap. IT's OVER!
PETA sux.
To answer your question MK...I'm not likely to show up in a titty bar.It would'nt matter if they were giving the steak away.The very idea that I'm gonna walk into some joint and start throwing money at some dumb broad who:
1) 'aint gonna do me.
2) could end up making 250k
3) will toast most of it on idiotic pursuits.
...just never will sit well with me.For the thousand bucks I would throw away in a place like that-I can have a hottie or two (depending on the city)come to my hotel room & blow me while I watch the ballgame with my room service steak & eggs on order.
That's a good point about the Ugg's. How come that isn't brought up more often?!
Does anyone even take PETA seriously anymore? Anyone, anyone? That's what I thought.
In this economy is dang right!
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Jeez, M.K. - this pic scared me every bit as much as Tori's pic yesterday. U gotta give us some warning, hon. Meanwhile, I think this pic should go in horror stories for children as an example of the boogeyman that's gonna get em if they don't go to bed early.
Tommy Lee wears less makeup than that.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Somewhere, Tommy Lee is thanking God Pammy divorced him.
Uh. Yeah. I'm not buying that about steakhouses having plenty of vegetarian options at ALL. It's tough to find a regular restaurant that does! I call baloney on that one.
Idk she'd want to set foot in the place...I get queasy just from the smell!
Behold the transformation from sex goddess (albeit plastic) to Phyllis Diller. Ugh...to have that on my knob is NOT a good thought.
Could just be me but I don't think a receding hairline (even on a skank) is a real hot look!
Isn't there a grave she can jump into?
Sheeps....The Edge, Bono and the rest of U2 are a bunch of hypocrites and a-holes.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:47am.
Yes, but The Edge's BMs are extraordinary and somehow more holy than the rest of ours. I guess the sewer problem has slowed mass development, but, as you say, it's only another development hurdle for the wealthy. It tends to take 2-3 years to get final approval to build.
Pam lives in Malibu and starred with David Hasselhoff in Baywatch (filmed in Malibu); David, oddly, lives in Sherman Oaks.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:41am.
So if his home slides into the sea, it will be accompanied by The Edge's bowel movements? Ewwww!
Has the no sewer system curbed development in Malibu? I don't see how since the only people who can afford to live there are the very wealthy. What do they care if they have to install a humongous underground shitter, right?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:27am.
One of the biggest issues in Malibu is sewage. The city has always resisted a real sewer system, fearing it would allow more development. So each of these homes will need a massive, Coastal Commission-approved septic system--on a sandy hillside. Lovely!
Ouch, that is some scary ass mug shot right there.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:04am.
Here's another celeb hypocrite: The Edge plans to develop 5 mansions on a 156-acre bluff in Malibu:
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-edge-malibu17-2009apr17,0,650419...
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Ooooo! No bueno! Just wait until Malibu gets a lot of rain or wildfires. He modest home will slide into the sea or go up in smoke. That'll learn him.
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Ok so she's ok with meat as long as she's making money? For Pammy, that sounds about right.
Someone call Tommy!
FFS Pammy what happened to your blender brush? Alexis Vogel would be whoreiffied.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
MJF exactly, I hate when people accuse me of not being "real" about that, thanks for understanding the difference. ;)
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Here's another celeb hypocrite: The Edge plans to develop 5 mansions on a 156-acre bluff in Malibu:
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-edge-malibu17-2009apr17,0,650419...
I was really hoping that by "booked" you meant in jail, but unfortunately that is not the case.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:56am.
The reason you don't eat meat is because you don't like the taste. You're not trying to make some sort of moral statement like "the consumption of animals for our own greedy purposes is wrong - so I won't eat meat" and then wearing your Uggs. It's different.
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Peta doesn't even pretend to care about women's rights. Which then makes sense for them to have this used up, disease-ridden, anti-feminist, media whore as one of their spokespeople.
I haven't eaten meat for 20 years because I think it's revolting. I still wear leather, Uggs etc. Does that make me a "fake" vegetarian?
Not sticking up for Pammy, just to clarify, I don't shill for PETA.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Pam identifies so completely with animals she looks like a raccoon.
Jeezums, she would take 15 years off if she would only stop making up like a tranny.
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Hollywood "vegetarians", "vegans", or whatever the hell they're calling themselves these days, are such hypocrites. If you eat an f'n Oreo (made with animal shortening) or f'n pancakes (with butter), or F'n ANY Starbucks drink made with milk, DON'T be telling me that you're a vegan!
And I reserve an extra special rant for the dumb-asses who won't eat meat but will gladly strap the carcass to their feet if it says Jimmy f'n Choo on it. If you're gonna take a stand on something....don't make it a matter of convenience.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Her expiration date passed.