.....The Fuck?
On the left is a perfectly lovely 49-year-old English queen and on the right is a satisfied corpse after Shonna from Family Plots worked her mortician magic on it. The Funeral Fairy of South Carolina would be all over this bitch!
There's really no way of saying this, but Rupert Everett bludgeoned his own face with a WTF stick! Star Magazine got an expert to say Rupert looks 10 years younger. Um...paging Dr. Glatt! I'm going going to need you to stand really still while I stamp a big "WRONG" on your forehead. Rupert doesn't look 10 years younger, but he does look 10 zillion times creeper! Who was his plastic surgeon? Madame Tussaud?
Experiment time! Light a candle, let it melt a bit, blow it out and then quickly stick your thumb on the liquid wax. Let dry for 2 quick seconds, then take a good look at it. Rupert Everett with his eyes closed, right? Yeeeeeeah, that's not what's hot.
By the way, that horrifying screen shot of Rupert is from when he was on The Martha Stewart show a week ago. I'm shocked Martha didn't draw a fleur-de-lis design on his face with a silver marker then stick a wick on top of his head and light him.
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And furthermore, YUCK.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
He's joining the ranks for Kenny Rogers and all the other DUMB FUCKS who RUIN their faces to try and look younger. What the hell is wrong with people??? Old people are okay too, ya know! At least they still have dignity and CLASS!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
He'll be REAL lucky if all that shit 'settles' and he looks remotely uncraptastic in about 6 months or a year. Gross.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Seriously?? This CANNOT be the same person! Call me weird, but he looked WAY hotter before. This is some fucked up shit.
I simply refuse to believe this. No. This is just wrong.
I simply refuse to believe this. No. This is just wrong.
No. That is a fucking TRAGEDY.
He looked fine before. A little rough for 49, but still hot.
I'm really really disappointed in him.
Is that for real? OMFG - he looks completely different, and not in a good way! Holy shit.
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
He looks like a young Kevin Klein...
Rupert was always so pretty!!!
HOLLEE FUCKING SHIT, BRUCE JENNER MUCH?
seriously, what the fuck is so bad about aging? aren't we all aging?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Come on! That's really a picture of a different guy, isn't it?!?
There's no surgery that removes chronic anger.
A creepy Kevin Kline.