.....The Fuck?
On the left is a perfectly lovely 49-year-old English queen and on the right is a satisfied corpse after Shonna from Family Plots worked her mortician magic on it. The Funeral Fairy of South Carolina would be all over this bitch!
There's really no way of saying this, but Rupert Everett bludgeoned his own face with a WTF stick! Star Magazine got an expert to say Rupert looks 10 years younger. Um...paging Dr. Glatt! I'm going going to need you to stand really still while I stamp a big "WRONG" on your forehead. Rupert doesn't look 10 years younger, but he does look 10 zillion times creeper! Who was his plastic surgeon? Madame Tussaud?
Experiment time! Light a candle, let it melt a bit, blow it out and then quickly stick your thumb on the liquid wax. Let dry for 2 quick seconds, then take a good look at it. Rupert Everett with his eyes closed, right? Yeeeeeeah, that's not what's hot.
By the way, that horrifying screen shot of Rupert is from when he was on The Martha Stewart show a week ago. I'm shocked Martha didn't draw a fleur-de-lis design on his face with a silver marker then stick a wick on top of his head and light him.
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He has ruined his cute face. He even looked good with the wrinkles. He's now got some weird Kevin Klein/Ray Liotta/Matt Lauer combo going on that is not working.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 7:54pm
Agreed.
Isn't he friends with Vadge? I'm sure that tramp must of been like Ruppert you must see my surgeon. Now bam! He's all sorts of fucked up.
What a shame, he was SO CUTE in the before picture. What a fucktard!
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
I hope that second photo was Photoshopped to death, because otherwise he's committed a felony on his face! And probably destroyed the rest of his career as well. Oh Rupert, WHY?? You were sooo gorgeous!
A moment of silence for his old face, please.
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
it's like someone stole his face! face-off style.
What a shame, he was SO CUTE in the before picture. What a fucktard!
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Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
WTF?!?!? That cannot be him!
I always thought he had a cuteness to him. Now? OMG, just unreal. Jebus, do a little botox, a little filler, but not all of that shit. Good God Rupert, what were you thinking???
The only thing that resembles his old face is his nose,everything else on the face has been altered, shit even his ears are pinned back.
Is this a Joan Rivers phase he is going thru.
Here are other images of the old and new Rupert:
http://www.makemeheal.com/gossip/2006/12/is-that-rupert-everett-behind-t...
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 7:10pm.
Give him a multi-toned mullet, an ear cuff, a flannel shirt and the ability to move his face again, and he'd be a candidate for that website about men who look like lesbians....
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Or Janet Napolitano.
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if Rupie took 'roids or my man Jan ODed on Alli...I could see it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It's the "I'm not attracting Twinks anymore" desperate 'mo extreme makeover....Whatevs. Hope his hawk gets some chicken, but he ruined all traces of character in his face.....EPIC FAIL...(well pending the total chicken count...)
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Wow. I haven't seen a facelift that natural since Burt Reynolds.
That's NOT the same person. No way.
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Submitted by Am on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 7:20pm.
Cynic! I get all my news from Star, in-between the time it takes me to get thru the grocery line to the cashier.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 7:10pm.
Give him a multi-toned mullet, an ear cuff, a flannel shirt and the ability to move his face again, and he'd be a candidate for that website about men who look like lesbians....
Or Janet Napolitano.
JESUS CHRIST. And I thought he fucked up his face with that last facelift he had a few years ago. This one takes the fucking cake. Ever since I saw him in Dellamorte Dellamore, I thought he was absolutely fucking gorgeous. Then he had that last facelift, which was bad enough, but now he looks NOTHING like his former self. I mean "10 years younger"? Ten years younger than what? He hasn't ever looked like that at any age!
It's too bad, because he could've grown old quite gracefully. But instead he chose to go & fuck up his beautiful face. He must not be in his right mind to think that this actually looks good.
i don't think the new rupert looks bad. i just don't think he looks like rupert. at ALL.
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but, then again, what do i know?
UGH, I wish our culture wasn't so terrified of aging, the fear is totally disgusting. If that is indeed Rupert I think he looks awful now. Those plastic surgery faces all look the same. What made him unique is now just gone. He looks like a waxy Corey Feldman and that is sad. Poor thing fell into all the Hollywood traps...bad move.. I still need more proof because it just seems so extreme!...www.mermaidsmilk.com
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by Am on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 6:44pm.
The second guy's hair is really too long to be Rupert one week later.
Am, the screen shot on the right is from one week ago; the one on the left is like one year ago or something. Read the Star link for some deets on the surgery.
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Thanks for the correction love. However, it's STAR MAGAZINE so I still don't believe it. The first picture looks like it's had some serious work done to embellish the wrinkles. The second picture looks like some work had been done to smooth stuff out, like his neck which we all know can't be fixed. The before and after pictures scream Photoshop Awards.
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Submitted by optima dies on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 6:53pm.
Kevin Kline yes!
When I first saw this post I thought it was going to be a rumor about Rupert hooking up with Kevin Kline... not him and himself?!
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my thought was bruce jenner.
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I could be like this really fancy ass upscale hooker for all you know. I could just have this job so I don't get arrested what the fuck would you know? - Frito
oh shit! they sucked the hot right out of him!! even his hair is creepy.
this has to be his cosmic payback for doing a movie with madonna.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
NOOOO! that can't be Rupert! i thought he'd be the one queen to follow in Ian Mckellen's footsteps and age gracefully.
Give him a multi-toned mullet, an ear cuff, a flannel shirt and the ability to move his face again, and he'd be a candidate for that website about men who look like lesbians....
EPIC FAIL!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i have loved rupert everett ever since Another Country.
But I did not even know the man on the right was him.
Too sad that a superstud like himself gave into the demons.
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Ok seriously this is insane. He looks like a completely different person. He changed his whole fucking face!! Fuck, these celebrities need to start accepting their natural appearance like the rest of us who can't afford to slice and dice the originality from our faces.
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
I would never even have known who this was.
DOWNGRADE!
Zomay,
LOL!! I was trying to be ( and failed ) facetious. Rupert is a bitter queen desperate to fight his inner evil with a pleasing face...
The movie actually might not be bad! Dorian is being played by Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian) who is very understated but PREEETTY! Plus Colin Firth and Ben Chapin round out the main cast...and I love me some Colin and Ben!!!
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It's an impressive difference because that ain't the same dude! WTF? I like the hairy Rupert.
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Kevin Kline yes!
When I first saw this post I thought it was going to be a rumor about Rupert hooking up with Kevin Kline... not him and himself?!
Gross
MK, I can add nothing to your poetry!
Other than that's some bejamin buttons shit right there!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Am on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 6:44pm.
The second guy's hair is really too long to be Rupert one week later.
Am, the screen shot on the right is from one week ago; the one on the left is like one year ago or something. Read the Star link for some deets on the surgery.
A young Charlie Sheen.
When you alter your appearance this drastically do you get confused looking in the mirror?
Dude must hate himself...a lot.
Clarisse on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 6:40pm.
Rupert's next project...Dorian Gray.
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Yes! Though he might be too intense. It needs to be someone beyond creepy, yet on the surface nice and someone who could shock us with his deep secret habits. I heard there was one coming out in the fall!!!
For someone who talks incessantly about the shallowness of gay men, he really doesn't practice what he preaches, does he? I'd be more interested if they had given him an attitude upgrade.
Submitted by onesidhe on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 6:24pm.
Come on! That's really a picture of a different guy, isn't it?!?
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Agreed. The second guy's hair is really too long to be Rupert one week later.
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Rupert's next project...Dorian Gray.
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There was nothing wrong with him. Maybe a little vitamin e face cream fron Jasons organics(6 to 12 bucks) but really nothing was wrong with him. Proves we are our own worst enemy.
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Maybe I'm crazy, but I think he looks undeniably better now. When the wrinkles under your eyes nearly reach your ears, plastic surgery can only make you look better.
He looks much better in the video than he does in that pic.
While I do think his new face needs a little time to "settle," he still looks much younger and more attractive now than before the lift.
Awwwww. He was so gorgeous before. Shoulda tried a good sunscreen instead.
Holy f*cking jesus! That cannot be the same guy! I do not believe it. How come it doesn't look one teeny, tiny bit like Rupert? His eyes look completely different. I know he has had work on them but shit. He has always been sexy but now yikes!
I have never seen a surgery makeover look this drastic, truly disturbing.
HOW can people do this to themselves? He's completely unrecognizable. Didn't anyone learn anything from Jennifer Grey? This is just plain SPOOKY. People... you are just fine to AGE. It is NATURAL. ACCEPT it.
Uh-uh. There's no way he could look like that in a week. Even his neck is smoothed out. There's no mention either of where the second picture was taken.
Bullshit....
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HOLY SHITSKI! And why can't he get his eyes open all the way now? Too much o' the old boo-tocks, if you ask me.
Kiss,
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"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
This really is some BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT!
Yeah, my reading comphrension skills are going down the drain. Rupert died or something? Why would a mortician work on him?
That being said, I've always wanted to be a mortician.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
I would like to see a couple more current pics but I don't think they will stop from another, "WTF did he do to his face"! He should have just stuck to a nice "lifting and tightening" cream and a few less cocktails and called it a day.
Holy shit!
he did look totally rough for 49. Probably a smoker?
But now he looks like a wax creep.
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
I saw this the other day somewhere... he really does look like a totally different person.