.....The Fuck?
On the left is a perfectly lovely 49-year-old English queen and on the right is a satisfied corpse after Shonna from Family Plots worked her mortician magic on it. The Funeral Fairy of South Carolina would be all over this bitch!
There's really no way of saying this, but Rupert Everett bludgeoned his own face with a WTF stick! Star Magazine got an expert to say Rupert looks 10 years younger. Um...paging Dr. Glatt! I'm going going to need you to stand really still while I stamp a big "WRONG" on your forehead. Rupert doesn't look 10 years younger, but he does look 10 zillion times creeper! Who was his plastic surgeon? Madame Tussaud?
Experiment time! Light a candle, let it melt a bit, blow it out and then quickly stick your thumb on the liquid wax. Let dry for 2 quick seconds, then take a good look at it. Rupert Everett with his eyes closed, right? Yeeeeeeah, that's not what's hot.
By the way, that horrifying screen shot of Rupert is from when he was on The Martha Stewart show a week ago. I'm shocked Martha didn't draw a fleur-de-lis design on his face with a silver marker then stick a wick on top of his head and light him.
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I'd agree he looks ten years younger--but he doesn't look like Rupert Everett anymore.
He looks good.
This is so unfortunate. I noticed him starting to transform his face a few years ago and even that was shocking. But this is just awful.
I see a young Kevin Kline in the picture on the left. If viewed through an almost translucent sheet of Gulf Wax, you understand.
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i saw Rupert standing alone and posing at a bar in miami during the height of his "My Best Friend's Wedding" fame. His tits were huge and super muscley (i think he had pec implants done)...still looked hot but he seemed sad, distant and aloof and kept to himself standing against the wall. I would take the guy on the left any day...but that THING on the right...yikes! Hideous! Looks like a wax statue of Charlie Sheen 10 years from now.
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He totally pulled a Jennifer Grey, looks absolutely nothing like himself.
Looks like Charlie Sheen & Micky Dolenz had a botox baby.
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Oh. My.
I watched the Martha clip and when he first walked out, he looked just like the pic on the right. I was shocked. But when you look at him in the front of his face rather than a side view, you can see the old him in a way.
But man I'd do that grizzled ol' scruffy bear any day! I likes the older men. Now he's so generic. Yawn.
Ridiculous. That's NOT Rupert Everett in the right hand picture.
Star Magazine is going to get their asses sued.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:48am.
LCT,
Poor Gerry! Never again to know Carrot's love!! I will love him enough for both of us! At least until he's pulls the inevitable Russell Crowe 90lb gullet.
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I was ready to forgive him for being a disgusting pig till he went and made out with Shoaoanansnanaa Moakler. Now PSILY doesn't even do it for me.
Yes, you love times him for me. How's Christian, Christian?
He must have used the same surgeon as Joan Rivers.
Or maybe he had the work done at the Free Clinic at Tiajuana.
M.E.,
Oh yea! It's Maynard!
LCT,
Poor Gerry! Never again to know Carrot's love!! I will love him enough for both of us! At least until he's pulls the inevitable Russell Crowe 90lb gullet.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 04/17/2009 - 10:35am.
Carrot,
LOL! Still haven't forgiven Gerry for that 21 year old, eh?
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Which 21 year old? There are seeeeeeveral. I'm feeling like I almost want to post disgusting disheveled G Butt at brunch face times though...
Clarisse - so I was right, it is Maynard?
Carrot,
LOL! Still haven't forgiven Gerry for that 21 year old, eh?
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Is he trying to look like Gerard "Manwhore" Butler?
He reminds me of Simon Cowell.
M.E.,
LOL! Give peace a chance baby! As much as I adore MJK, no sexeh vibers for me!
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Clarisse - is that Maynard telling me to lick vadge or give peace a chance?
Ok. Hold on to your panties. Looks like Star Mag may have gotten "creative" with the "after pic"...
Here is Rupert last month in a play..
http://photos.exposay.com/Rupert_Everett/photo/573369/
Plus, I just watch the Martha clip and that pic, IF it's from the show, is shopped to hell and back.
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ACtually - now that I've watched the Martha video - I think he's actually tried to undue some of the damage from a previous surgery from several years ago. His face now seems to at least be the shape it used to and the eyes are a little less 'surprised'. if he'd just stop dying his hair now - things would be great. That salt and pepper in the first photo is so sexy on a guy.
No way! Is that a joke? Are you sure that's him? He doesn't look anything like himself!
Wow. He totally looks like Kenny, George Michaels boyfriend I mean A LOT like him. How scary, he did not have to do this. So tragic that people would rather look like a corpse then like a human being. We live in a sad sad world.
Yeah, he looks like an entirely different dead person...
All he needed was one of those mini facelifts & a bit of botox, not an overhaul this dramatic. I never found him attractive, but it wasnt because he was wrinkly. His face has lost all its character, doesnt he know its okay for men to age a little, only celeb women need to freak out & do stuff this severe. I bet his voice is even a little different now, it would have to be since his skin is pulled so fucking tight.
Poor Rupert. He looks like botox central.
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And another thing is the teefs. Did he get them all veneered or capped? That can really change your looks.
Remember when Leann Rimes got her teefs done (not even counting the face butchery she had) and it was yuck.
I'm hoping that in the pic on the right, it's horrible studio makeup that's making rupert look so awful. Cuz he kinda looks like he's halfway through his transformation into Mrs. Doubtfire or something.
I am in utter shock !!!! WOW !!! THAT'S NOT EVEN LIKE SUBTLE BOTOXING HE HAD A TOTAL FACELIFT !!! he is done !! Horrific !!
He was never really attractive to begin with, was he? This plastic surgeon needs to be tied up and beaten...these are terrifying results.
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OH MY GOD?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
I have LOVED Rupert ever since I saw him YEARS ago in "Dance With A Stranger"...
WHY...WHY...WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO HIMSELF!!!
I SAW THE VIDEO LINK...WHAT IN THE FUCKING, FUCKITY, FUCK, FUCK?!?!?
DID WE NOT LEARN FROM JENNIFER GREY?!?!
Say It Ain't So! Doesn't even resemble himself.
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Folks, please compose yourselves!! The photo on the left is Rupert....the photo on the right is the love child of Bobby Trendy and Joan Rivers...and a stunner if I say so myself!
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*little weep* I'll have to go watch his work in those Wildean movies. Sigh.
Ten years yonger??!!! HE looks ten years dead!
When I saw this, I just had to look into it a bit further. The 'after' pic above is a little deceiving. He doesn't look as extreme as that. I found this recent You Tube clip with an interview with him and the cast of his new play. He comes on around 1:40. Yes, obvious plastic surgery, but not as bad as the pic. Btw, he had plastic surgery before and he looked horrible after that too. I actually think he looks better now than after his other plastic surgery. I think it's a shame that he had anything done at all, but I think it's an improvement over the old 'new' face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-KddWomC88
A tear. ::remembering when he was the hawtness and wanted to try and make him switch teams::
I'm sorry, that's not him. It can't be. He looks like a completely different person. He doesn't even look related to himself.
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The Dr who did my friend's nose was Dr.meany and his partner was Dr. scarcella..
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Unbelievably stupid guy. Sniff. I agree with the Kevin Kline comments but throw in a sparkling of Charlie Sheen. Ouch.
The best yet is the "surgeons" name, Dr. Glatt. Which means Dr. Smooth in German. You couldn't make it up.
Rupert looks worse! He's unrecognizable!
He went from HOT to really NOT. For shame!
He used to be so sexy and hot! Why did he ruin the hot?! What is so wrong with growing older with grace and pride?
Pride goeth before the fall, this poor sucker is now a gross caricature of himself. Sad.
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Totally agree with you Michael K.
Hot damn, that's wrong. Not what one needs to see first thing in the morning :S
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He was a good looking man. WTF? Now I wouldn't hit his old stick with a stick much less my good times box.
no no no no no no no. He looks worse.
After seeing the Martha video, it doesn't seem he had such drastic surgery as the pic. None the less it is very obvious he did. I wamted him and Martha to get into a cat fight, 2 tight assed queens going at it.
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Sorry bitches meant to include a link of a picture for those too lazy to look up who the hell I am talking about.
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
I dunno his new face makes him look like colin, from colin and justins home heist. I'm becoming soberish off to drink some more
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"