Josh Hartnett Drank The Water
You know people tell you not to drink the water every time you go to a far off country or Florida (joooking..not really)? Well, Josh Hartnett didn't listen and he slurped up a bunch of refreshing fungus juice.
A couple of weeks ago, Josh had to go to the hospital in Los Angeles and everyone (including this bitch) figured he just ate some bad coke-encrusted tuna. At some event in NYC last night, Josh blamed third world water. He chirped to UsWeekly, "I'm fine, I had a stomach bug -- it was literally, like, a 24 hour thing. I was so dehydrated that I needed to be on a couple of IVs. I'm good. The media made a huge deal about it because I left the Chateau Marmont -- you know. That's where I always stay in L.A....you know, they wanna' come up with whatever they want to come up with. My stomach has been bothering me for months. It's been recurring because I've spent a lot of time in third world countries and I drink the water occasionally when I shouldn't, I shower and -- it's nothing to worry about!"
Josh obviously needs more vodka. Vodka should be everyone's #1 travel partner. It kills all germs. It's a scientific fact. Fuck that Purrell shit. That crap just makes you smell like you've just given someone a hand job with ultrasound gel. Vodka is the answer. Pour it in a glass of third world water to kill all the mold worms. Even use it to sanitize a dirty dick before you suck it. So many uses! Doctor approved!
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He is so ugly. He looks like a female version of Miley Cyrus. Barf & he has hideous eyebrows to boot.
You would make a face like that too, if tommy lee jones was your dad....
Only a celeb could manage to get dehydrated & need hospitalization & IV fluids during JUST a "24 hour thing"...The rest of us just slurp down Pepto, gatorade & maybe some Pedialyte & we are fine. WTF is up with their delicate systems?? They all have the internal organs of either toddlers or 70 years olds.
Why the fuck are his teeth so wanky? I never noticed that before. Shocked that he doesnt have veneers yet.
he looks like he's hatching a gerbil
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
He's got some tiny yella teef
The tooth discolouration and funny puffiness to his face is from the drugs. Prednisone's a bitch, people.
Hekki, he didn't have a cold! asshat.
i have ulcerative colitis and it's bitch and a half. i don't blame him for not wanting press about it. it sucks.
Baby corn teeth.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
*holds Josh down and brushes his teef with peroxide & baking soda*
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I can't stop picturing him with the painful shits. Damn. I did not need that.
When was he in a third world country? Did he get lost and wind up in East LA or something?
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I'm with you, MK. Haven't been sick in years, thank you Stoli!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 5:49pm.
The hotness is totally escaping me. Should I take my glasses off and squint with one eye closed?
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The trick is 6 shots of the vodka that Josh didn't drink THEN squint with one eye closed while balancing yourself on one leg on a tightrope.
The hotness is totally escaping me. Should I take my glasses off and squint with one eye closed?
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He has Crohn's or ulcerative colits and doesn't want the press from it.
More importantly, he has two eyebrows! When did that happen?
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 3:56pm.
I hate to admit it, but I've liked him in almost everything I've seen him in. I could listen to him talk forever- he has a great voice.
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Co-sign, his voice is awesome. I liked Lucky Number Slevin too. Awesome freakin movie. Very likeable actor.
Josh, those teeth LOL
I love him though, sexy bastard. I really liked him in August he was so handsome in that. An asshole (his character) but a sexy one.
I liked Ressurrecting the Champ, but probably because of Samuel L Jackson who played a lying hobo.
Josh should continue making movies of this caliber, personal projects he so obviously enjoys.
My god, this dude is just so awesomely cute...he makes my peen sing "You Are the Sunshine of my Life". (BIG sigh here...)
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I have the exact same eyebrows.
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Well I'm glad he's ok, because he's hot!
Makes sense about vodka and all its uses. Thanks MK.
Next time he should pack some barley water from Suri and Pepto Bismol.
Pffft, vodka.....everyone knows tequila is the drink of the gods.
Josh should drink my bathwater instead. While we're both sitting in it. Nude.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 3:42pm.
"MK, why do you always put the ugliest pics of Josh, he really isn't that bad looking".
Indeed! Normally he looks sexy as hell. His teeth in that pic r a little suspect, but whatever. Aside from that, very fuckable!
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Submitted by Katt on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:16pm.
Yes, his teefs need a bleaching or maybe simply a brushing, but I would have no problem being a cougar and pouncing on his ass!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
WOOF! He's not looking so good these days, huh?
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Douchechill!
Submitted by pomegranate on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 3:44pm.
Well, he certainly can't use the excuse that he was using the water to brush those teeth of his.
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LMAO! Word!
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ISMU - I totally agree, liked everything I've seen him in and his voice makes my panty pudding ready to serve.
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I REALLY THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE HIM
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
sooooo....if josh stops showering, then he won't get a sick tummy anymore? this is just an excuse to not wash his ass...
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you see me, bitch....
darn double post.
his third world acting is upsetting to my stomach.he does have a great voice though especially in the faculty.
I hate to admit it, but I've liked him in almost everything I've seen him in. I could listen to him talk forever- he has a great voice.
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Okay, first of all, it's "cree-tin". If you're going to threaten me, do it properly.
Submitted by KD: "Personally, I prefer to duke the germs out on my own for a couple weeks before I give in and see the doc."
Me too. There's usually nothing they can do, anyway. I'm perfectly aware of how to take care of colds, flus and most other common ailments. Haven't taken antibiotics in about 20 years. The only thing I've seen a doctor for besides my pregnancies is to have a few moles removed.
Even the kids just go for their regular physicals and shots. If they get a cold, what does the doctor say? Give them Tylenol for the discomfort, give them lots of fluids and rest. Duh. I don't need to sit in a germy waiting room for an hour and PAY for that wisdom.
WHere did the hotness go?
*googles Pearl Harbor*
*drools over pictures*
God damn it MK, I've just eaten, there's no need for such a rank picture ewww.
Also, vodka translates as "water of live", which it is really.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
I wouldn't have told that story. Maybe he should try to adopt a kid or sumpin'
"Vodka should be everyone's #1 travel partner. It kills all germs. It's a scientific fact. Fuck that Purrell shit."
LOOOOVVVEEEEE you MK!
I think is tommy boy who wants him dead...
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Well, he certainly can't use the excuse that he was using the water to brush those teeth of his.
Nothing worse than third world water. : /
I like how he had to throw in that he showers.
MK, why do you always put the ugliest pics of Josh, he really isn't that bad looking.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
That must be sooo annoying to have every little stomach bug of yours make the evening news. Personally, I prefer to duke the germs out on my own for a couple weeks before I give in and see the doc.