Thursday, April 16th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

JLove has got the "make the chichis kiss" pose down - Egotastic!

Tater Head's erect spuds (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

What in Liberace polar bear Hell is Olivia Palermo wearing?! - I'm Not Obsessed

Drew Barrymore is making funeral water wings look kind of hot - Popsugar

Stepford Katie looks like someone farted (I'm looking at you, Domino's workers) in her barley as she goes to Posh's birthday party - Just Jared

Meanwhile, Pacey seems to be having a good year - Lainey Gossip

No, David Hernandez, it was the "can't sing for shit" thing - Towleroad

Kendra Wilkinson rides the pole - Hollywood Tuna

Why don't I ever run into this hot bitch in the subway? - Cityrag

Baby Jesus is back in Madonna's gristled arms - Celebitchy

Penny Cruz and her sexy beard are still at it - Socialite Life

Burger King celebrates lechery! - Hollywood Rag

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni had a romantic dinner together. That's until he started dry humping one of the waitresses. It's habit! - ICYDK

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Drew needs a fashion intervention..her new look is whack!

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PhantomDog's picture

Jenn; some sad, sad news for you: you're cute. Not beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, voluptuous, yummy, hot, whatever. You're practically flat-chested. Get over it. I don't mind bee stings but I mind when they're shoved in my face like triple Es.

so how nekkid does she get??

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Manimal5's picture

Taters nips...a good move. They distract your attention from her gigantic head.

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CeeCee's picture

Kendra just wants everyone to see she's wearing Louboutin shoes.

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I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:47pm.
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*squirming in seat* No kidding. I just tried to bite my monitor. It was totally involuntary, I swear. Javier give me da "sex Tourette's".

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DeeDee's picture

Javier Bardem looks like he rolled out from under a bridge.... and he still looks HOT!

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Master Blaster's picture

Subway Violinist is sick! That looks like Union Square. If I ever see that guy I'm giving him $5. That's right, $5 for 3 and 1/2 minutes! I'm paying him phone sex rates. He's just that good!

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madam ex's picture

I hope Kendra dies in an accident where she is being absolutely ridiculous which is 99.99999% of the time. Absolute waste of space, total idiot, god I hate her.

And Katie at a party when she should be around her family during a time of death, sickening.

Tyroan's picture

Subway dude is off tha hizzook -- makes me want to move back to the city.

Well, that and the fact that the yankees are getting humiliated at the opening of their obscene new stadium.

carefreea's picture

Ah Joshua, I see no other person in the pictures though.

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xxyxz's picture

lol If I quit drinking coke I'm sure I could drop the weight too.
I'm a very weak person lol

Katt's picture

Did any of you hos notice the dude who played the "Smoking Man" in X-Files is in Fringe, too? I'm a nerd, I kno. :)
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M.E.'s picture

xxyxz - I wasn't trying this time. I quit drinking (since Sunday) and *poof*

5lbs more to go and I'll be at my goal!!!

M.E.'s picture

I hate this twats face!

LOL. in the near future, streetmusicians in Holland have to audition at the mayor's office, because there are too many out there playing crab

BangoSkank's picture

Nice to see some Fringe love here.

xxyxz's picture

M.E.

quit losing weight! you are fine the way you are...Lose 10 LBS. for me

i've seen that sweet child o' mine subway violinist, but at penn station. i gave him a quarter because i was being a cheap bitch and i was a little drunk.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Are you skanks talking about Fringe?
Without me????

And yes, That damn Joshua get s tastier by the episode....

Did anyone spot the bald dude this week???
I DID I DID!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

M.E.'s picture

PSL - I'm going to start sharpening my shank!

What a fucking self centered bitch.

I can't remember the last time I took a bubble bath. My fucking bath tub is full of toys cuz it's the kids swimming pool. (deep sunken tub)

BITCH!

Albatross's picture

LMAO at the Maxim cover: "How To Survive A Chimp Attack" - WTF?

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M.E.'s picture

I really liked Fringe, but the BH did't like it and I can't watch it now. Pacey is HOT. Always has been hot.

YUMMY!

parissucksliterally's picture

M.E., look at my siggie, you'll hate her even more....lol

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M.E.'s picture

I HATE JLOVE! Does she go on and on about her size 2 ass?

*snickers*

I just lost another 5lbs and STILL can't fit into a 2. LIAR!

I love Fringe and Josh Jackson is becoming hotter to me every time I watch it!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
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Katt's picture

That show Fringe is really good. Kinda X-Files-esque.
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DeeDee's picture

Subway dude is rockin' the shit outta his violin! All the entertainment I get from public transportation is from an old fart playing the nose whistle.

Hank Baskett, I'm still so disappointed you are marrying Kendra. *sad face*

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Mysmichelle's picture

Another site said Katie Holmes was smoking at that party for posh.......you think Tom knows?

xxyxz's picture

She looks okay...

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Pacey is hot. He also looks like a smart-ass, which I like!
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NitWitty's picture

oooohhhh..Tater's gonna be in trouble....she's got a pack of Camels. Tsk. tsk. tsk.

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I wonder how many times photoshop froze up trying to edit her busted ass

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Clarisse's picture

Yellow, My name is Inigo Montoya...no wait...that's not right...

Hello, My name is Clarisse, and I had and still have a girl crush on JLove!!! Thank you.

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TheBreakdown's picture

It's a damn shame when the only reason people remember you is because of your titties!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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KD's picture

I can squeeze my boobs with my elbows, too, to make my cleavage look better. Its not rocket science.

Provolone's picture

'JLove has got the "make the chichis kiss" pose down'- YEA SHE DOES!!

sorry, that subway rendition of sweet child o mine sucked balls

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