Thursday, April 16th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling's Dehydrated Titties
Where can I send 25 cents a day to sponsor Tori Spelling's titties? They are looking so malnourished. They look like two snails out of their shells slowly frying in the sun. Tori needs to soak them in a sink full of Ensure, because that shit isn't healthy. While she's at it, she should drink a little Ensure herself, but it's her chichis I'm worried about. They've been surviving on nothing but a diet of silicone and that's obviously not working out for them. Those boobies are hongray.
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I wondered where my tennis balls went. God, all that money and that's the best she could do? I bet she's frightening when she's all hosed off.
Wow her implants are horrible!
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
She is uglier that a creature from lagoon. How does her husband stand her?! How can he do her?! *shudders* She doesn't have that much $ anymore. I guess she's good in the sack. So far her kids look okay.
How is it that MK didn't comment on her nasty ass upper arm in that las pic where she tossed her hair over her shoulder? Is that extra armpit skin overlapping her shoulder? WHAT THE HELL is wrong with these hollywood types? She's so gross.
Gee, too bad Aaron Smelling died; now Tori will never be on TV again. And how is she supposed to pay for her drugs? Eating disorder my ass!
her nose is so crooked. ew
How can anyone notice her breasts, with that DIY nosejob in the middle of her unfortunate face?
Self made actress - errr, yeah, thats it.
xo
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tittehs should be round and juicy looking; these poor saline substitutes need to be watered. Chia titteh.
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
I cannot believe that MK didn't post about the A_List awards on Bravo last night! Especially the "fashion show" put on by the Real Housewives. The outfit that Kim picked out is worth a whole post all by itself!
I hope he gets up to speed tomorrow because I REALLY want to hear what he has to say. (as opposed to the lame and rehearsed comments that stupid Parisite made)
Submitted by The Audrey on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:25pm.
Thanks , I'm really corncer that she is going to get sicker , sice the doctor did not check her today. He gave her an apopintmetn for Tuesday.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by yiooooooo on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:50pm.
That sounds terrible. I have an extra pint of Ben and Jerry's I can offer you. It's Phish Food, if that helps. All jokes aside, I'm sorry that both you and your sister had to go through that. I'm sure she's devastated. I know I would be. *hugs*
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:19pm.
She could have taken all of Daddy's money and started a major philanthropic foundation.
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Actually, she could not have. Most of Aaron's fortune went to Tori's mother, Candy. I believe Tori only got $200K or so. A lot of money to most but change compared to what Aaron Spelling was worth.
She is so fug - despite all the money she's spent to recreate a decent looking face. She should have just done something with her life unrelated to show biz and given up on being some Hollywood beauty. She could have taken all of Daddy's money and started a major philanthropic foundation. Instead she's a worthless piece of siliconized, aerobicized, peroxidized protoplasm taking up space in LA. Tragi-comic.
I had the worst day today , I had to break the news to my sister that she had lost her baby.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I found a hot place, you guys should try it ___SugarmommaMeet.Com_____a great place for rich Woman to meet young and handsome man.............
All I have to say is thank goodness the children resemble their father.
yet her HEAD and FACE are still gigantor...
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 5:36pm.
I have always liked them. I don't know, are they still together? Seems to me I heard they broke up. Good music, great live!
EDIT- They are still together and coming to St.Louis in 9 days! Hmm, that might get me out of the house!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:57pm.
What do you say to those people whose only purpose for talking to you is so they can vent and ramble??
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Fuck off works for me, and on me!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:57pm.
What do you say to those people whose only purpose for talking to you is so they can vent and ramble??
Many years ago I had business like cards printed up and handed them out and walked away.They said somwting like this.
"Never before have I met anyone so unhappy or with more problems than you.
Now fuck off and stop bothering me"
DG - that is who I meant, the band. I R listening to "Rubbernecker" right now.
I forgot how much I love that album.
"tyler"
Best song ever!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 5:30pm.
You're welcome Stoney.
Any of you guys ever heard of the "Toadies" before?
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The band Toadies? Yes, I saw them in concert in 2001. I hope that's who you meant!
*prepares to be embarassed*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
You're welcome Stoney.
Any of you guys ever heard of the "Toadies" before?
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:54pm.
M.E
Is there a cure for wonky eye? My friend wants to know
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Is her name Paris?
If so, the only cure is death.
I think I know why Candy and Tori are not speaking. Ya see it goes way back to the day Tori came out of her muther's Vajayjay. The Dr took one look at baby Tori and slapped the muther.
Candy has never gotten over it and this is why they have always had such a tumultuous relationship.
Ick. No amount of plastic surgery can help this girl.
thanks m.e.!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
okay
What do you say to those people whose only purpose for talking to you is so they can vent and ramble??
xx
ok :) i gotta run, but i'm on it tomorrow!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
M.E
Is there a cure for wonky eye? My friend wants to know
Stoney -
http://www.beautytipsonline.com/teeth-whitening.htm
ok! i'm on twitter. some bitch already had my name WTF! so i am bitchette1.
how do i find you xx?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
@bitchette
you can. It's easy. I don't kow why some people think it's hard to use... The only thing that is hard is NOT being on it
That sounds cool M.E.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:41pm.
ever since i started brushing my teeth after i drank my coffee, (stead of before) my mom has been asking me if i whiten my teef.
smoking bad.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:39pm.
I may try that. I have to go buy do-it-yourself hair color anyways. God I wish my boyfriend would get a goddamn fucking job soon.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:33pm.
Ok whores, what is the best way to whiten your teeth fast and not spend a bunch of money?
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Strawberries and baking soda/powder (the shit that goes in the fridge)
I'll go find th elink.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:40pm.
i'm too boring! lol.
i can't ever even think of my status on facebook.
can i just sign up and follow and comment?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I need like Zoom Whitening or some shit. My toofs was looking more yellow than I like in my Easter pictures. Fucking cigarettes.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
you should twitter
I have a myspace but no facebook :(
stoney
buy a do-it-yerself bleaching kit from rite-aid
they are like $16.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:37pm.
Hi! :)
no, i do not twit. :P just FB
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:33pm.
Ok whores, what is the best way to whiten your teeth fast and not spend a bunch of money?
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Ha ha. No pain (in the ass), no gain, girl. : )
ewwww, it's all implant.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:37pm.
isn't there a quick, like 1 hr whitening strip?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Hi bitchetee
Do you have a twitter account??
But I HAVE crest whitestrips and they are just soooo...sooooo.....so fucking messy and you have to use them more than once!
*registers for lazy bitch hall of fame*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:33pm.
and blue or green gum. no red.
and like xxy said, no brownish lipsticks.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'