Susan Boyle Is Taking Over The World!
The drought ended after Susan Boyle's performance on Britain's Got Talent made millions cry a river of joyous tears. My inbox has gotten more action from Susan Boyle than "Generic Viagra" or "18yo Russian girlfriend.". So for those of you that just want to pour caramel sauce on Susan's bushbrows and eat 'em up, here's her interview from The Early Show today. Even Patti LuPone, the original Fantine Les Miz, called up Susan and said, "Susan, you've got pluck, girl." Way to slap a ho in the caterpillar-brows, Patti! Even I don't mind the fact that her eyebrows look like the spawn of Vadge's sascrotch. Gorgeous cholita eyebrows aren't for everyone! Susan is still perfect.
Susan and I totally have something in common. We both display greeting cards in our homes. Why do I do that?! I think because they compliment my Precious Moments collection.
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She needs to pluck those eyebrows.
I think her voice is beautiful and how she looks is not relevant. She is another diamond in the rough like Paul Potts who won a couple f years ago with that fantastic voice of his.
Bravo Brits!
She is delightful! And I display cards in my house.
Is she a tranny?
"precious moments collection" bwahaha
Oh, God, people. PLEASE. Go back to your double-wides. "This ain't going nowhere." The 15 minutes is just about u........
i have absolutely nothing bad to say about susan...she is hotness....
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you see me, bitch....
Some people display greeting cards to show they have lots of friends.
Susan Boyle for Hot Slut of the Decade!!
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I love the simplicity of her answers and mannerism, if only more people were like that! Thanks for posting this interview. I look forward to hearing what she will sing next on the show.
Aww, I LOVE Susan! I don't think she should change a thing...Fuck all naysayers.
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We're also forgetting the other hot slut in all of this... SIDE EYE GIRL!!
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The Universe Is Indifferent.
She does have a pretty voice...I am sure lots of homely people out there do though...It sucks that they arent given a chance either. Meanwhile the skanky sluts out there who look sexier will get all the attention even though they sound like utter crap. Look at whore face bikini girl from AI, she had an average, okay voice but she got way farther than she should have (people are still mentioning her) if she hadnt had such a slutty gimmick.
It's over...
She has sung. :0)
Actually guys they might be speaking to her as if she were slow because she was born with a learning disability. She suffered from deprived oxygen from her birth, and I'm not sure as to how much of an effect it has, but she does have a learning disability... but then the media might just be being douches...
Finally - someone real - on a reality show. Go figure. What a breath of fresh air and wonderful talent.
After laughing at her appearance, the very moment she opened her mouth everybody took her seriously. Now that is amazing! Imagine if she had revealed a singing voice like Ashlee Simpson's... she would have been booed like any delusional dilettante on that kind of shows ;-))
But she does have a really great voice, so warm - and she know how to use it. And she had lot of guts!
You didn't post the foto of her bra-less.
Oh God! I just LOVE LOVE LOVE HER!! I lost my mom a few years ago and hearing her talk about her mom and thinking of how I would be thinking of my mom while fulfilling a dream... She made me cry again, damnit.
bless. :)
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but, then again, what do i know?
...”if she were 22, beautiful, blonde, and had a 24-inch waist and big C cop titties"
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Hey! That sounds exactly like me, except I can't sing worth shit. And I'm 25, not 22.
Wow, I couldn't believe that stupid queef Patti. What a bitch! Susan seems like a confident/sweet and caring person, and here a stupid bitch speaks
to her like, to quote neofavorr, "a 3-year-old who's decided to dress herself for the first time and show you her creation." What a low self esteem you would have to have to act like that, really.
No respect at all for Susan's beautiful voice.
F OFF Patti, Susan RULES!
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some humorous line that gets everyone laughing, something smart, yet quippy.
she is proof that john belushi is still alive and can
sing opera....now we just need to find elvis
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I actually cried when I heard her sing. Such a lovely voice.
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"You look lovely, Susan. Good morning." What a cunt. That's what/how you say to your 3-year-old daughter who's decided to dress herself for the first time and show you her creation. Not a normal, functioning, educated woman who is a guest on your morning show.
I can't believe Patti Lupone's backhanded compliment! What a bitch! PLUCK this you whore! Susan Boyle rules!
Oh Stoney, bless you for changing back! Clitty was, um, well, she skurrrred me.
Snowy!
You packed for the UK yet??
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I've noticed a lot more people now coming out saying that while she is good, she is not great, and it's not a big deal. While I am sure there are better singers (I personally do not know any, but I'm sure they exist), why pick apart such a positive thing?
I am usually a realist, so I can see why some people want to pick apart the realities of it. However, for 3 minutes, I was swept up in the emotions of hope, joy, and the perseverance of the human spirit. For myself, I very very rarely feel these things, and I choose to allow myself to continue to be mired in these positive feelings, without picking it apart, as they are so few and far between.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
Susan should make it big, because her voice is beautiful and can and should sell CDs. Because she looks like someone's dowdy Scottish granny and not some airbrushed airhead manufactured assembly line clone, we're all befuddled somehow. Wait, she has talent. Doesn't LOOK like she does. Does. Not. Compute. We are THAT programmed now.
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And I was fuming that the only thing Patti LuPone praised about Susan was her "pluck". How threatened are you, Patti, that you can't compliment the woman on her VOICE?
I am so happy for her. She seems like such a nice lady. But I betcha she can slam back a few and cuss like truck driver.
I like that in a gal.
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She's amazing!
finderskeepers bwah hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
I'm dreaming of a Susan Boyle "Single Ladies" cover. NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!
The Universe Is Indifferent.
Love her and her generous man-brows.
However, we rrrreeeeaaalllly need to get her to a professional hair stylist.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:39pm.
Oh so NOW you want visitation! Well you can't wear sunglasses this time ok!?
HOW MANY TIMES ? I had conjunctivitis !
Jesus H, colour avvy! WhattheHell ? I mean, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, love her!
I can't help that Clitty is growing up, dammit. That's what babies do.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Completely patronizing interviews. Harry Smith might have well as been speaking to a retarded child. "You are so fucking ugly, are you surprised...." is so obviously what they want to ask, in a polite way.
I agree, what's up with people treating her like a retard, jesus, and I personally think she's quite cute, cheeky wee face she has, a bit of grooming and she's good to go!!
The Universe Is Indifferent.
Stoney ~ The "first" one you had up yesterday was the best pic...........now, they are getting a little pitiful!
Who just said anchovy eyebrows! LMTO
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:39pm.
Oh so NOW you want visitation! Well you can't wear sunglasses this time ok!?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I think some people like this because it's kind of like a fairy tale. Maybe her dreams (being a singer) can come true.
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Her hair is just like mah Scottish granny's. I still remember how I used to dye it for her "Fabulous Fawn" was the color, now I'm getting weepy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
Clarisse- Quackamolee???? Hahahahahahaha!!!! :o)
When Susan came on stage i thought her talent was trained Hairy Caterpillar synchronized forehead dancing .
I love her!Everytime I see her and hear her sing my lil heart melts.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:21pm.
AMEN! We're amazed because her voice is amazing. I don't give a shit what she looks like, personally.
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
Ricki,
No...”if she were 22, beautiful, blonde, and had a 24-inch waist and big C cop titties” she would already be a billionaire with a record contract and four stints in rehab.
Like I said, (perhaps not well)not “everyone” was impressed for the same reasons.
El B.,
On my way! You’ll like me! I’m, well, I look just like our gal Susan here, but I can’t sing…or make quackamolee…
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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:35pm.
stoney, your cyber baby is freaking me the fuck out.
Right, now its STONEYS cyberbaby ?? Takes 2 e-mails and PMs to reproduce on broadband!! Whatever ! Stoney, i demand visitation via Twitter!!
Ok, let me see if I can find a better picture of little Clitty in a softer light.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09