Thursday, April 16th 2009
Quote From A Bong Water Drinker
Don't ask Matthew McConaughey to play "pin the peen on the chocha," because you could be there for a while. Matthew tells Elle Magazine, "From checking out Playboy I always thought — jeezum, we still don’t have a better word for it than vagina, do we? —I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time."
Jeezum! Matthew still doesn't know, does he? He still has to go in with a compass, a flashlight hat and a flare gun.
And don't even make the joke about Asians having horizontal slits! Do not! I'm half Asian and my no-no sits straight up! Sank you very much!
VIA OK! Magazine
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i cant help it i find this guy sexy! so shoot me!
Zoe that's a hotass pic of MK!
McConogay is from a small town so Im sure he's just relating his childhood in a lighthearted way. He's one of those actors that doesn't rethink everything he says because he doesn't care that he's famous.
I didn't know MK was part Asian. Happy-fun times!
Somebody's smoked themselves stupid.
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Wow, he is auch an assy idiot.
here's MK http://www.bradwalsh.com/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/michael-k-dlisted/...
Also, Matt, you're thinking of the vulva. The vagina is the internal part.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
the sage thoughts of a wise man who plays the bongos
nekkid for the police ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Si, mk is half mexican, half japanese. and cute. now mr. mcconaughey here, he's 100% roast pork. bacon, actually.
i love the story about him falling in a ditch drunk then wandering around looking for a single, 50 cent lost flip flop.
This guy is a moron..step away from the bong dude.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Is this jerk even relevant anymore?
I bet in a few more years, he will be selling macrame plant holders at some road side stand.
If that was the case, then little girls wouldn't be so fond of the slide.
he shouldn't have even said that. it was tmi about his dumbness that didn't need anymore verification
looks like he ate too many beets
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He should have looked at a hustler magazine not playboy.
I always thought Michael K was Mexican
I wouldn't let this sweaty piece of marinated tofu anywhere near me, so I don't really care what he thinks is going on with female anatomy.
Matthew musta mixed some bong water with some moonshine. That's the dumbest shit I've heard in a while.
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Portland, Oregon
you mean "sank you veddy moch!"
:P sorry, had to
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 11:38am.
Matthew - who is a 100% homocita - is more than likely a 'power bottom'.
Are there nude photos?
Discuss.
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Mrs Patrick Campbell I've become dependent in an unhealthy way on your pronouncements of male stars' sexuality. Now that we've decided MC is a power bottom I can go back to eating my lunch.
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Maybe I’m Amazed
Or, 100% hetero!
Sorry folks..........Matt is 100% all male!
isn't MK Philippino? Or 1/2 Philippino? which is kind of like asian/hispanic all in one??? (excuse my extreme ignorance if i'm wrong...)
the matt quote is actually pretty funny.
Cute overload has "cute or sad?" - this could go under "sweet or gross?"
MK is half Asian...The bottom half.
Matthew - who is a 100% homocita - is more than likely a 'power bottom'.
Are there nude photos?
Discuss.
And Matt is relevant because...?
Is he trying to come out of the closet or something? DId he not take sex ed?
Seriously.
Wait, so it's not a whispering eye at all???
Just imagine him saying it in his stupid surfer dude voice.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
MK is half Meheecahn and half Niponese. Where do you think the comments about abuelitas, chocha, chichis and the such come from?
Oh Matthew! >: |
Stoney ~ I don't think MK knows what he is!
I lost five IQ points while reading that.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
You and your toned no-no. Sits straight up now but one day will drag about two inches up off the floor.
You'll need rejuvination surgery. :-)
Uhhhhhhhhh.......A horizontal slit?
That is just WEIRD!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:40am.
I didn't know he could get to third base with those TRex arms....he must hit all the secksay parts one at a time.
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ahahahahaha! choked on that one.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
He resembles deep fried greasy poo in that pic.
He looks like Jane Hathaway in that photo.
http://www.tvland.com/shows/beverlyhillbillies/images/jane_hathaway_nanc...
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He obviously never played doctor.
Oh for the love of God, this was the best soundbite he could come up with while promoting his new movie? Jennifer Garner should give him the side-eye for that.
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"We don't hide our crazy people in the South. We put them on display," Julia Sugarbaker
gross. Reading this was almost as painful as Lil Wayne yesterday.
I'm pretty sure he's half chola half Charlie Manson's fave term which Im not using so I don't get banned.
I'm talking about MK, not TRex.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related
So dumb, yet still able to breed. Nature doesn't set the bar very high, does it?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:40am.
I didn't know he could get to third base with those TRex arms....he must hit all the secksay parts one at a time.
LOL!!!
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
Since when is MK Hispanic at all?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Half Asian/Half Hispanic? MK? Really? Who knew.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
that's pretty funny.....lol
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"My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara … I am a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland."
-Jennifer Love Hewitt
he is smart
I knew about sex at 5
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I didn't know he could get to third base with those TRex arms....he must hit all the secksay parts one at a time.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Matty is full of it..........trust me when I tell you, that he has known for a very long time exactly where the va jay jay is and what to do with it!
MK hate to break it to you, but you don't have a slit.
I also thought MK is hispanic. it must be learn something new turdsday.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!