At Least She's Keeping Her Legs Closed

Britney Spears brought her thunder thighs out to celebrate the holidays at Brent Bolthouse's birthday party at Smashbox studios in Los Angeles last night. Brent Bolthouse is a club promoter in those parts. Why does she have to wear shirts as dresses? Nobody wants to see her cottage cheese. That being said, she looks pretty from the neck up. I'm glad she got rid of that bottle brown. You know she used RIT on that shit.